Universal Sword Donor Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I don't remember that passage. You probably don't remember the passage upthread either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Of Thrones Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "Two pissing contests do not make a war. We are far from lost. I should welcome the chance to try my own dick against this Stark boy."AGOT Addam Marbrand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Vinegar Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I finished reading. Exactly. Addam Marbrand has red hair. He's a firecrotch. That's why. Like me, George just wants to spread the #RedLove. This whole red religion is an excuse for ginger supremacy. THANK YOU. I'm glad I'm not the only one who understood that as the take-away. #TheNightIsDarkAndFullOfGinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Sauce Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 ACOK Cersei " Seeing Marbrand walk in was a delighted site, she remembered from her child hood that he may be the one person around with a big enough sword to pierce her armor, as Jaime had done time and time before. Actually she laughed thinking, that Marbrand might just be the one person who was noticeably bigger then Jaime just from a blind eye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevvy Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Marbrand once wrote that his member was thrice as long as his arm, and it became true.Sorry Tormund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Yep, now that you mention it, it is a bit weird. I mean, it's in the wiki and all: When Jaime Lannister returns to King's Landing he asks Addam to help him practice fighting with his left hand (his right having been cut off by Vargo Hoat). He selects Addam because of their history and hopes that he can trust him not to reveal his weakness with a "sword". He beats Jaime easily, disarming him three times and leaving him battered and bruised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelborn Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Is he going to capture the Blackfish with his manhood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Certainly not. Blackfishes member is even larger, and more experienced. He loves me not. Tully had a craggy cock, deeply lined and windburnt beneath a shock of stiff grey hair, but Jaime could still see the great member who had once enthralled a squire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drth Fel Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 They live in an age without reality TV stars, so the well hung guys are their fringe celebrities, as are the well hanged individuals adorning the walls.So you're saying that Marbrand is well-hung, and Han Solo is hung well? Or is Marbrand's member bigger than Tormund's? Methinks that might be heresy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Sauce Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 So you're saying that Marbrand is well-hung, and Han Solo is hung well? Or is Marbrand's member bigger than Tormund's? Methinks that might be heresy... All the evidence seems like its there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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