Red Ronnet (yum) Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Yes, please don't judge the rest of us based on this. Well that's good to hear then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Paramount Waffle Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 Man you've got me in a laugh riot here. The bit about thinking of your user name while eating cereal was so simple, yet so perfect. I only had cheerios left and I really wanted a waffle, and I thought, "If only I could be the master of all waffles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the Wall this morning :lol: I tend to lean towards goofy threads because it is a nice break...but there must be a limit to the madness! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Cactus Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I tend to lean towards goofy threads because it is a nice break...but there must be a limit to the madness! :D :lol: I entirely concur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalerionTheCat Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I hit puberty at seven. And what is you age? seven ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppa Chase Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I only had cheerios left and I really wanted a waffle, and I thought, "If only I could be the master of all waffles" Youve risen from Lord Cereal to the rank of LP Waffle. Soon you'll be king Egg on the Breakfast throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Paramount Waffle Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 And what is you age? seven ? No I'm 28 Youve risen from Lord Cereal to the rank of LP Waffle. Soon you'll be king Egg on the Breakfast throne. Maybe toast instead. It would depend on the kind of egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynestorm Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 This thread is pretty much a summary of why GRRM needs to finish TWOW immediately. George, stop with the background books. Hold off on Dunk and Egg for now. Put the princesses aside and let the rogue princes stay exactly where they are. Upgrade that computer of yours and go to town so we can finally have something new to discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Paramount Waffle Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 This thread is pretty much a summary of why GRRM needs to finish TWOW immediately. George, stop with the background books. Hold off on Dunk and Egg for now. Put the princesses aside and let the rogue princes stay exactly where they are. Upgrade that computer of yours and go to town so we can finally have something new to discuss. Does this mean that this theory has been done before? I thought I came up with this all by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynestorm Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Does this mean that this theory has been done before? I thought I came up with this all by myselfOh believe me. This theory is as original as it gets, I think. Although...maybe YOU are actually GRRM, and this is all an attempt to sidetrack us as you write the book!-You've never been in the same room together-He has never stated that you are his online account-He hasn't told us about his upgraded computer because he uses it to go on here! Come clean George. The ruse is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Paramount Waffle Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 Oh believe me. This theory is as original as it gets, I think. Although...maybe YOU are actually GRRM, and this is all an attempt to sidetrack us as you write the book!-You've never been in the same room together-He has never stated that you are his online account-He hasn't told us about his upgraded computer because he uses it to go on here! Come clean George. The ruse is up.No he has better hair than I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynestorm Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 No he has better hair than I do Damn. Guess you stumped me there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Cactus Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I highly recommend that you listen to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynestorm Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I highly recommend that you listen to this :lmao: OP, not to question this bullet proof thread or anything, but if both Ned and Benjen, according to you, were fathering bastards, and you believe Lyanna had Jon, where was Brandon, the one they all specifically say in the books that sleeps around with everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Paramount Waffle Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 :lmao: OP, not to question this bullet proof thread or anything, but if both Ned and Benjen, according to you, were fathering bastards, and you believe Lyanna had Jon, where was Brandon, the one they all specifically say in the books that sleeps around with everyone? I think he had a couple bastards too, but I'm not sure which ones yet I'll have to get back to you on that I highly recommend that you listen to this Kinda catchy I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Cactus Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 :lmao: OP, not to question this bullet proof thread or anything, but if both Ned and Benjen, according to you, were fathering bastards, and you believe Lyanna had Jon, where was Brandon, the one they all specifically say in the books that sleeps around with everyone? Hmm? The OP believes Ned has also spawned bastards? Were they sharing Ashara? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynestorm Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Hmm? The OP believes Ned has also spawned bastards? Were they sharing Ashara? Oh my sweet summer child http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/113092-a-theory-v000002/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaena Sandship Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 LMAO :lmao: Just when I started to lose faith there'll be another interesting, original and well backed up theory before TWOW ... and then I see this! You, my lord Waffle, just cracked the case! Put me on that list, please :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Cactus Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Oh my sweet summer child http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/113092-a-theory-v000002/ :lmao: LOL! You are a genius, M'lord. No doubt about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferocious Veldt Roarer Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Yawn.The "Bran = Willas" BS was meh. Copy-pasting the "Bran=Willas" BS (with substituted names) is just annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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