Westorosi Batgirl Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Minstral on the other hand wants to strap missiles to the penguins so they can destroy Gotham City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Westeros B, despite being the mayor of Gotham City is the brains behind that plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted December 31, 2015 Author Share Posted December 31, 2015 Swordofmorning killed Heath Ledger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Minstral was an extra on the set of A Knight's Tale until a wayward lance caught him upside his skull. Sadly, he hasn't been able to carry a tune on the lute since and wanders the bowels of Gotham warbling for honeyed chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Pyro was minding his own business the other day when a random gust of wind grabbed the hat from his head and flung it onto the bosom of a passerby. When he went to grab it back he got a bit of her in the process.He's now in the town lock up for conduct of a lewd and lascivious nature. And it might not be his first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Why did honeyed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side? To search for WoW? Or just to find a honeyed pecan chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Benjen Stark is not lost, he was burnt alive by Grapefruitperrier. Swordofmorning killed Heath Ledger.(It was an accident and you promised not to tell anyone!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Swordofmorning once ate fifteen month-old Polish sausages on a $2 dare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Pony Queen Jace likes to pretend she is a poney to cover the fact she enjoys killing and eating them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 7-KG spent an entire month eating nothing but saltwater taffy just to prove that he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The batgirl, well, REALLY likes bats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 GrapefruitPerrier was banned from Disney studios after he ate his twin, the tasmanian devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 7-KG spent 22 years as a special consultant to the Israeli Special Forces. He remains the most decorated Spiderweb Disposal Expert in the nation's history. Pony Queen Jace likes to pretend she is a poney to cover the fact she enjoys killing and eating them.(Neigh!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted January 5, 2016 Author Share Posted January 5, 2016 Pony Queen Jace takes after Idi Amin.... not the part of being a brutal and unbalanced dictator, or an instigator of genocide (unless its ponies). Instead she has a habit of declaring titles for herself and then convincing others into addressing herself as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Minstral tried to get a job as a traveling minstrel but was kicked out of the troupe because he would mess up every song by playing A natural when he should have played E natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Westeros B. was once proclaimed his queen of Love and Beauty by Hodor, she blushed so much that her cheeks glowed more than the red roses in her lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Swordofmorning likes to think he will turn out to be Azor Ahai, when he actually is just a filler in the story by the name of Darkstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 7-kg stands for seven kilograms, which is the amount of pizza he can eat in one short sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 GrapefruitPerrier is actually a self-realized bottle of grapefruit flavored mineral water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 After being rejected by the DC, Westerosi Batgirl became a Feminist symbol. Insulting her in a feminist crowd would be the same as shouting that you love Hitler in Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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