rocksniffer Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Maybel wants us to believe she has never seen a camel...contrarily she posted her name from the back of a dromedary just as it was winning the most ancient of sporting events...however by doing so, she has revealed herself to be a robot camel jockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 rocksniffer may have never saw a camel, but he know a camel's cunt when he sees one. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 only when it spits... Maybel wanted to win the scrpps national spelling bee but was eliminated in the first round when she misspelled "indecorous" as c*u*n*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Rock Sniffer once won an award for most ovary punches to a panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Quote  Maybel's camel is a POV character on page 1,293 of FFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Â CB once heard a rumor that Trump would make America Great Again, and he believed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 That's because Maybel told me that Trump is the Prince who was Promised. "He even looks like Rhaegar!" she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 CB has offered to be Trump's blood rider. "Blood of my blood." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 MaybeIneverSawACamel pretends to fear camels above all things to cover her actual biggest fear: Ghosts and great height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 7-KG Â once paid a homeless man $10 to listen to him cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Maybel, on the other hand, paid a homeless chap to write the next book of SOIAF. That's how desperate we've gotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 That was not a lie. I made him write that Hot Pie became king of everything.  CB once put an empty milk carton back in his fridge. His mother was upset at the dry cereal the next morning. "You maniac!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 MaybeINeverSawACamel acted to take away Little Caesars Bacon Pizza. Direct all blame to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 TimJames hates pizza with passion. He invested all his savings to found a ngo called "Pizza's just bread with cheese on top. Stop the lie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Baltan once misdirected a blind and deaf person into traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Maybel is responsible for TJ's pizza trauma. She tossed a pizza at him w/ the entire Sand Snake dialogue written in shredded cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 The Count Balerion ate all of the wonderful pizza and did not share a single slice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Go gently Maybel, your pizza fetish has begun to erode your acceptance of the fact that feeding the inner self is logically more important than sharing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Rocksniffer believes that the inner self IS pizza. So he keeps an enormous pizza in the fridge and is constantly feeding it stuff. Somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 CB believes that if he Rocksnifer feeds the pizza enough, then Rocksniffer can become the pizza. When this happens, CB will devour Rocksniffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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