Minstral Posted January 20, 2016 Author Share Posted January 20, 2016 7-KG is actually the amount of poison you gave me recently. Unsurprisingly, I am now deathly ill. What is worse is that you thought it was candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Minstral got sick because he was forced to march with Stannis to Winterfell, so he is plotting against him just because of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 7-KG is actually the last human in existance, having been the sole survivor of a nuclear war which wiped out all other life on Earth. Aliens from Alpha Centari eventually found him in the wasteland, but by then a decade of sheer isolation had driven him fully catatonic. Now he's the star exhibit in an Alien Zoo where he lives out his days in a Human-Pen which is so sophisitcated that he thinks the apocalypse was a dream and that he is still on a fully functional Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 TimJames has created a safe haven right here in the Forum Games section. There he compiles copious amounts of materials that nourishes him through the darkest winter. However, he only came upon this abode by usurping the place from another predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Minstral is plotting to steal TJ's copious materials to sell on the black market to pay for backhair removal because he has run out of polyjuice potion and is now forced to live in his true hairy form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Rocksniffer has captured GRRM and is feeding him bizarre drugs in order to turn him into a zombie slave demon android minion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 mmmmuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaahahahaha...is the sound of me laughing at the silliness of this rumor...since the Count knows all too well that the zombie slave demon andriod minions i have created are all designed to be backup singers in his new band - Sloppy Joe and the Leftovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Rock puts the Rock 'n' Roll in the band with his spaghetti kazoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 CB dresses up as the flying spaghetti monster to hide the fact that he is Balerion. He also dresses up in the drag from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Minstral pursueth me with his wrath because he really IS the flying spaghetti monster, and views my dressing-up as the ultimate blasphemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Count Balerion was expunged from the ASOIAF because a dragon was threatening to sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Maybel enjoys lounging poolside with friends, sadly she forgot the pool had recently been drained when she demonstrated the perfect cannonball... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Rocksniffer's face is most sought out by the FM by the, um, uniqueness of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Maybel would know, as she is The God of Many Faces. And she demands ... a sacrifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Count B was caught dancing on a table to get a free ride home from the Liquor Store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Maybel wanted to buy some liquor but had put her last 2 dollars into the Count's g-string...so she started dancing on the table too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted February 4, 2016 Author Share Posted February 4, 2016 The sniffer of rocks recently lost his sense of smell, and is now prone to weeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 M is tomato ketchup and types by pouring himself on the keyboard. Somehow this seems to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Count Balerion is constantly travelling in time to modify history, in his most recent travelling he made a guy kill Abraham Lincoln. The reason as to why we don't know what was the actual story is because he secretly used the Neuralyzer from MIB while we were sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 7KG was once arrested for starting an illegal elderly fighting ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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