Eternally_Theirs Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 You sure love banging Criston and then killing him. Allow me to do the same. Marry Daemon Bang Maegor and then kill him Murder Bittersteel I've decided on a more random selection this time Olenna Tyrell Tywin Lannister Lyman Beesbury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Ugh... The only one who's at all ****able is Tywin, and he's also who I hate most. Marry Beesbury - he's nice but really old and senile and I won't have to do my marriage duties Kill Olenna - sorry Olenna, you are cool but really not my type Bang Tywin and then murder him in the worst way possible Next: one-eyed men Aemond Targaryen Brynden "Bloodraven" Rivers Euron Greyjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Well, after much deliberation, I've changed my original answer. Marry Brynden Rivers, Bang Aemond, kill Euron. Now lowborn men who have risen above their status Petyr Baelish Davos Seaworth Criston Cole And yes, I will throw the Knight of Thousand Punches at you whenever I get an opportunity to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 (edited) 17 hours ago, Eternally_Theirs said: Well, after much deliberation, I've changed my original answer. Marry Brynden Rivers, Bang Aemond, kill Euron. Now lowborn men who have risen above their status Petyr Baelish Davos Seaworth Criston Cole And yes, I will throw the Knight of Thousand Punches at you whenever I get an opportunity to do so. Criston? You think I'd be bothered by that? I just think it's a good idea to preemptively kill him after having sex with him before he can turn on you for making him 'dishonor' himself. Marry Davos Bang Criston (I won't kill him afterwards if you find a way to make him to be normal about it) Kill Littlefinger. Always, always kill Littlefinger. (Maybe Criston can beat him to death when he's in the mood?) Next: Wrote "first hand" accounts of the Dance of the Dragons: Grand Maester Orwyle Septon Eustace Mushroom Edited January 26, 2023 by Annara Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Marry Mushroom, he seems like a swell guy, and witty too. Kill Eustace, as I don't trust septons. Bang Orwyle My three 'boss' characters Rhaenyra Targaryen Robb Stark Criston Cole Have fun with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 13 minutes ago, Annara Snow said: Kill Littlefinger. Always, always kill Littlefinger. (Maybe Criston can beat him to death when he's in the mood?) Well, I sure wouldn't mind seeing Littlefinger being beaten to death. And tbf, 3/4 of the characters in Westeros deserve the Criston treatment. Then the remaining 1/4 can repopulate Westeros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Eternally_Theirs said: Marry Mushroom, he seems like a swell guy, and witty too. Kill Eustace, as I don't trust septons. Bang Orwyle My three 'boss' characters Rhaenyra Targaryen Robb Stark Criston Cole Have fun with that. Bang aged up Robb Marry Rhaenyra. I will be her Queen Consort, we can be a great power couple and have a good political marriage. And I won't mind her banging Harwin either. Kill Criston. (Sorry, you set him up this time) Next: the "Marry my daughter!!!" guys Corlys Velaryon Otto Hightower Borros Baratheon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Annara Snow said: Bang aged up Robb Marry Rhaenyra. I will be her Queen Consort, we can be a great power couple and have a good political marriage. And I won't mind her banging Harwin either. Kill Criston. (Sorry, you set him up this time) Next: the "Marry my daughter!!!" guys Corlys Velaryon Otto Hightower Borros Baratheon Yeah, the firm knew you'd answer that way. <3 Marry: Corlys, we will be a good duo. <3 Bang: Borros Baratheon, since Baratheons have an appetite for banging. Kill: Otto, Otto the Leech. Hands of the King in the Dance period Otto Hightower Lyonel Strong The Kingmaker Didn't you see that one coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Bang Criston. Marry Lyonel Kill Otto Next: "Marry my daughter!!!" guys, part 2: Tywin Lannister Hoster Tully Mace Tyrell (no Walder Frey, because that would make things to easy... of course everyone wants to piece of old Walder! Eternally_Theirs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 42 minutes ago, Annara Snow said: of course everyone wants to piece of old Walder! You'd better be joking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 20 minutes ago, Eternally_Theirs said: You'd better be joking... Joking? Me? Never! Especially not with the emoji! Seriously though... there's probably lots of people who'd want to tear him to pieces and take one as a trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 It's insane when people don't realize you're joking when it's so obviously a joke...and you even use a tongue in cheek smiley. What does it take? A joke font? The Simpsons "That's the joke" gif? Adam Targaryen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Annara Snow said: It's insane when people don't realize you're joking when it's so obviously a joke...and you even use a tongue in cheek smiley. What does it take? A joke font? The Simpsons "That's the joke" gif? Know what else is a joke? That. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Eternally_Theirs said: Know what else is a joke? That. Are you sure? I would say that's just a gif if Criston beating up Joffrey to death, but maybe you can explain to me how exactly that's a joke. Or you could continue the game rather than derail it because you were for some reason shocked by a joke about Walder being gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Annara Snow said: Are you sure? I would say that's just a gif if Criston beating up Joffrey to death, but maybe you can explain to me how exactly that's a joke. Or you could continue the game rather than derail it because you were for some reason shocked by a joke about Walder being gross It's a joke because he kinda did a 180% turn from being a nice, kind puppy, to that. And I will continue the game once I figure out which three names to put forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Marry: Hoster Tully Bang: Mace Tyrell Kill: Tywin Lannister Characters most fans feel sorry for Androw Farman Tyrion Lannister Shireen Baratheon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Marry Shireen, politically, unconsummated marriage Bang Tyrion Kill Androw Next: Jeyne Arryn, Sabitha Frey. Black Aly Blackwood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Targaryen Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 On 2/7/2023 at 2:50 PM, Annara Snow said: Marry Shireen, politically, unconsummated marriage Bang Tyrion Kill Androw Next: Jeyne Arryn, Sabitha Frey. Black Aly Blackwood Is there a theme to these three ladies? That they are all from the period of the Dance of the Dragons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Many-Faced Votary Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 On 2/7/2023 at 5:50 AM, Annara Snow said: Jeyne Arryn, Sabitha Frey. Black Aly Blackwood Is the theme women who are said to have preferred the company of women, or is that coincidental? My answer: Marry: Jeyne Apparently a competent and decent ruler, who believed in women sticking together probably in no small part due to her own cousin trying to displace her. She could have used someone else on her side. (And to suggest a better path, because she drove the would-be usurper insane by incarcerating him in the sky cells.) Bang: Black Aly She seemed to have been a very fun and active person, and I presume, talented in this respect. Kill: Sabitha I have nothing against her personally, but although I'm sure "grasping" is likely at least partially due to sexism, I'm not a fan of people described as "merciless." War Criminals Gregor Clegane Vargo Hoat Ramsay Snow (I'm sorry.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Marry Gregor and poison him during the wedding feast Bang Vargo Hoat (if I have to do it with one of them...) (but only after asking him to talk dirty and say "Sex will be splendid, my striking scrumptious mistress, do you want me to whisper salacious sassy stuff to you?) and then kill him. Kill Ramsay and then kill him again. Next - off their rocker Targaryen kings: Maegor the Cruel Baelor the Blessed Aerys II the Mad King Many-Faced Votary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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