Le_Saboteur Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 [quote name='Alys Karstark' post='1382485' date='Jun 4 2008, 13.21']"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie... It is what Randyll Tarly calls the pile of Westerosi knights in his backyard.[/quote] This one gets my vote for the win so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcant Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 [quote]... oh and any old Chuck Norris ones that people lazily put Tarly's name in are an INSULT to the name Tarly. Get new material. It's funnier that way. The best ones in this thread are the original ones[/quote] Fine... Randyll Tarly once ate a pickle. Since then, the pickle he ate has come to be known as the "dyll" pickle. It is a scientific fact that the sun doesn't rise until Randyll Tarly has decided he has had enough sleep Making eye contact with Randyll Tarly has been known to cause nausea, diarrhea, sudden infant death syndrome, erectile dysfunction in men, and sudden orgasms in women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 [quote name='Morcant' post='1382510' date='Jun 3 2008, 21.47']Fine... Randyll Tarly once ate a pickle. Since then, the pickle he ate has come to be known as the "dyll" pickle. It is a scientific fact that the sun doesn't rise until Randyll Tarly has decided he has had enough sleep Making eye contact with Randyll Tarly has been known to cause nausea, diarrhea, sudden infant death syndrome, erectile dysfunction in men, and sudden orgasms in women.[/quote] Hahahaha awesome. Thanks. :D Randyll Tarly has no heart, he has an extra set of BRASS BALLS instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Randyll Tarly tours with his band, the Wailers, which is made up of the wives of his conquered enemies. Their number one hits include; "Lamentation Song", "I Slew the Cafferen", "Strike, Slay, Slaughter" and "Yes Woman, Yes Lament". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 hahaha that could be a great running gag - his song names. [quote]"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie... It is what Randyll Tarly calls the pile of Westerosi knights in his backyard.[/quote] hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I know Nothing Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 There are only 6 Faces of God now. The Maiden met Randyll Tarly. :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlada Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 [quote name='I know Nothing' post='1383214' date='Jun 4 2008, 15.36']There are only 6 Faces of God now. The Maiden met Randal Tarly.[/quote] :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I know Nothing Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 The debate is over. RT + L= J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Randyll Tarly quoted recently on Stannis Baratheon: "Pffft... f*g" Randyll Tarly quoted recently on Dany: "TARGARYEN WHOOOORE" Randyll Tarly quoted recently on Jon Snow: "I'd kick his ass up and down the wall and make him my schoolyard bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 [quote name='vlada' post='1383229' date='Jun 4 2008, 09.40']:rofl:[/quote] hahahahaha :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hnv Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 tarly could make ben laden is prison bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaston de Foix Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Hilarious. Keep them coming. I love I know Nothing's one about the Maiden, brokeback mountain and the Frey wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoliv Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 The last man who shook Jaime's hand was Randyll Tarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I know Nothing Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Like many men Randyll has fathered his share of bastards. They are collectively called the Tyrell host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Um, I know not many people here are big on pro wrestling and that is cool - but I picture Randyll Tarly as Scott Steiner which is really funny if you've ever seen that steroid ape Steiner do an interview. He also wears this medeival chainmail shit to the ring... but anyway in the context of this humorus thread I'd like to see Tarly say things like.. "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit" "Jaime Lannister you're not a champion, you're a champion of TRASH!" "And they don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis so the stars can set the sky and create an equinox so they can see the Big Dipper! No no no, all they gotta do is call Big Poppa cause I'm the man with the Big Dipper! And satisfaction is coming...when I go behind and do the bump 'n grind and it's only a matter of time because they call me THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY! So Jon Snow, realize this...I only care about two things in this world, my freaks and my peaks! And when I beat your bald ass down I'm gonna whisper in your ear...size does matter, BITCH!" Okay maybe it doesn't work at all. This post was a failure haha, my apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Some African tribes eat lion balls to become more virile. The rarest dish a Dothraki groom can have at his wedding is known as "Randyll Tarly's Balls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I know Nothing Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Someone posted this on another thread: Best way to fight a dragon? Randyll Tarly, with a Heartsbane in one hand and a pole vault in the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 When someone puts dragon eggs and a human sacrifice into an incredibly hot fire, those eggs turn into dragons. When someone puts the Stranger and a sacrificial human baby into a fire, the Stranger turns into Randyll Tarly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoliv Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 One day, GRRM wanted to make a gap in time with the 4th book. Randyll Tarly said no. GRRM rewrote everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hnv Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 tarlys cock is so big it has its own cock and its bigger then yours tarly shits valerian steel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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