cjfshaw Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 There is only one faceless man, his name is Randyll Tarly. The many-faced god of death has one true face, the face of Randyll Tarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 [quote name='hnv' post='1383501' date='Jun 5 2008, 00.10']tarly shits valerian steel[/quote] Just a little modification on the earlier post... Randyll Tarly eats knights and shits Valyrian Steel... Valyrian Steel are melted and merged to Heartsbane... Heartsbane is used to kill knights and feed Randyll Tarly... This is what is known as the "Circle of Life" ------------------------------------------------- Contrary to popular belief, Randyll Tarly does not use Heartsbane to shave... Instead, he punches himself in the face every morning when he wakes up... Only Randyll Tarly can cut Randyll Tarly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 You have all ruined the books for me; there is no way that I can picture Randall as anyone but Chuck Norris now. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcant Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Asshai by the Shadow= Randyll Tarly's favorite picnic spot. If Randyll Tarly ever wanted to hatch a dragon, all he would have to do is squeeze a dragon egg between his buttocks. Randyll Tarly once took a shit...that shit is known as Strong Belwas. Randyll Tarly once took another shit...that shit is known as Gregor Clegane. Its not that Westeros has unusually long seasons, its just that the seasons don't shift until Randyll Tarly says so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Once, long ago, A bug bit Randyll Tarly. He stomped on it, killing it immediately and shattering the earth. The locals put up a statue to honor him. We now know this city as Braavos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcant Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 [quote]Just a little modification on the earlier post... Randyll Tarly eats knights and shits Valyrian Steel... Valyrian Steel are melted and merged to Heartsbane... Heartsbane is used to kill knights and feed Randyll Tarly... This is what is known as the "Circle of Life"[/quote] :rofl: Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hnv Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 tarly once ate alot of beans the shit he produced afterwards is called the valerian doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjfshaw Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Before the first men there was only RT and the trees, the result, children of the forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronos619 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 In the far future of Westeros, a scientist will invent the atomic bomb and he will quote a holy text "Now I am become Randyll Tarly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaston de Foix Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 [quote name='cronos619' post='1385423' date='Jun 5 2008, 18.13']In the far future of Westeros, a scientist will invent the atomic bomb and he will quote a holy text "Now I am become Randyll Tarly."[/quote] fantastic. Perhaps it should read more fully, "Now I am become Randyll Tarly, the destroyer of worlds"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatole Kuragin Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Thanks for posting this on here, it didn't even occur to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick1689 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 The Children of the Forest are the children of Randyll Tarly RT once challenged the male Lannisters to a "Who has more testicles" match. He won by five. RT can piss into gale force winds. RT isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like RT. Randyll Tarly is the Shadow by Asshai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronos619 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 [quote name='grinachu' post='1385672' date='Jun 5 2008, 15.35']fantastic. Perhaps it should read more fully, "Now I am become Randyll Tarly, the destroyer of worlds"?[/quote] Thanks To finish off the quote yes, but I was at work and a manager was creeping toward my desk. :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_yeti Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 [quote name='Alys Karstark' post='1382485' date='Jun 3 2008, 20.21']Edit: Just a quick question... Does anyone know what are the words of House Tarly?[/quote] Norris aint got shit on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Fire Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 [quote name='Alys Karstark' post='1382485' date='Jun 4 2008, 02.21']Edit: Just a quick question... Does anyone know what are the words of House Tarly?[/quote] "First in Battle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaston de Foix Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 [quote name='Frozen Fire' post='1387367' date='Jun 7 2008, 03.44']"First in Battle"[/quote] is that a guess? I like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyPirate Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 [quote name='grinachu' post='1387515' date='Jun 7 2008, 08.58']is that a guess? I like it...[/quote] Here are all the house mottoes known to us: [url="http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/Heraldry/Mottoes/"]Link[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaston de Foix Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 [quote name='SkyPirate' post='1387797' date='Jun 7 2008, 18.19']Here are all the house mottoes known to us: [url="http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/Heraldry/Mottoes/"]Link[/url][/quote] Thanks for the link. I had seen it in the past, but forgotten. It's ironic when one thinks about Samwell Tarly, and doubly ironic when one thinks of how he has actually been first in battle against the Others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser McMahon The Honorable Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Randyll Tarly is 100 stone of BALLS in a 50 stone sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Snow Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Melissandre once fellated Randall Tarly...she wears the ruby to cover the whole in her throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.