Roi Woodt Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Haha, fun thread. "Men call me often. I am of the Hands." "Men call me Damphair, I am of the drowned." "Men call me horseface, valar Morghulis." "Men call me frogeater, I am of the afternoon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Crow Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='General_Lee' post='1683976' date='Feb 12 2009, 11.11']Men call me Walder, I am of the Twins Men call me Joffrey, I am of the Twins[/quote] Ba-dum tish! Brilliant! :thumbsup: "Men call me Symeon Silvertongue. I am of the bobbling brown soup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Wymar and I'm about to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='Roose Bolton's Pet Leech' post='1683868' date='Feb 12 2009, 00.35']Men call me Dolorous Ed. I am of the Comic Relief. Men call me Cersei. I call men.[/quote] Men call me Sansa. I am of the [i]Heathers[/i]. Men call me Lyanna. I am of the raging teenaged hormones that got my family slaughtered. Men call me Robb. I am of the same family as Lyanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='Winter Crow' post='1684031' date='Feb 12 2009, 06.54']Ba-dum tish! Brilliant! :thumbsup: "Men call me Symeon Silvertongue. I am of the bobbling brown soup."[/quote] Men call me Symeon Silvertongue. I am of the Secret Ingedient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolton Bastard Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Joff. I am of the koff koff ...koff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Character Zero Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Men call me Grenn. I am of the aurochs. Men call me Taena. I am of the Myrish swamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocBean Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the Night..... what's that? Darkwho? well sh!t." "Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the North.... "...Lance Raider? Is that even a real name?... Mance? [i]oh yeah, that's better.[/i]" "Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the Ice.... now what? I thought he was of the dead? ...he didn't like that?... well can't they both be of the North?" "ok, ok, let me try one more time." "Men call me the Great Other, and I am of the..... well F_ck.... Now I can't think of anything. no, no, don't try to make it up to me. You don't even like me. Don't lie, don't lie to me, screw you. Shut your face. Don't act like you like me. No one likes me, not even that Fat Boy. I'm taking my Ice Spiders and going home. Yeah, that's right, home, screw you! You Nuncle F_cker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aplomb Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me Edric, I am of the Daynes. Not the dickhead Dayne, the other one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Lee Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "[i]Men[/i] call me [i]man[/i], and I am the Beauty of Tarth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Men call me Tyene. I am of the order Squamata." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongoose Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 [quote name='Daena the Defiant' post='1684189' date='Feb 12 2009, 06.52']Men call me Lyanna. I am of raging teenaged hormones that got my family slaughtered. Men call me Robb. I am of the same family as Lyanna.[/quote] :rofl: my favorite so far--so very true! Men call me Slayer, and I am of the Denied Courage. Men call me Littlefinger, but Catelyn Stark knows better. Men call me Spider, and I am of the Omniscient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israfel070 Posted February 13, 2009 Author Share Posted February 13, 2009 [quote name='Daena the Defiant' post='1684189' date='Feb 12 2009, 06.52']Men call me Lyanna. I am of raging teenaged hormones that got my family slaughtered. Men call me Robb. I am of the same family as Lyanna.[/quote] Men call me Sansa. I'm with those two. *couldn't resist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 "I am Ser Ilyn Payne. Men call me The Christmas Song. Silent Knight." :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Monte Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Okay mine aren't as funny as most of yours (lol) but they're pretty obvious. Men call me "Imp", I married a whore Men call me Sansa, I am of the pretty little things Men call me [i]Boy[/i], I am of the stabbity stabbity :fence: Men call me Lord Tywin, I do not in fact, sh*t gold Men call me Stark, I am of the wolf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shapur Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Why no one comes up with something new??? It's really fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan_Sasse Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Men call me George R. R. Martin. I'm of the delay. Men call me Blackfish. I'm of the bloody bitch I should have deserted years ago. Men call me Lysa. I'm of the Moon Door. Hello ground! Men call me Drogon. I'm of the stupid asses to brave to be sewn up properly. Men call me Jiqui. I sleep with the mother of dragons. Literally. Men call me Daario. I'm of the guys who want to fuck Daenyers. Men call me sword hilt. Mine are the only breasts Daario will ever touch. Men call me Crowseye. They're damn right about it. Oh, and I'm of the sunset sea. And all the other seas. Men call me Jaime. I'm off the Iron Throne. Damn fast. Men call me Brienne. I'm of the annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Men call me Tywin, but men don't call me anything unless I command them to. Men call me Genna. I am of the dire need of a gastric bypass. Men call me Jaime. I am of the "I can only count to five club." Men call me Cersei. I am of the Very Dumb Blonde trope, now that I think about it. Men call me Ygritte, but men know nothing. Men call me Renly, but I am actually Garlan, wearing his armor. Stupid peasants. Men call me Margaery. I am of the Maiden's Day. No Really. Seriously! WHY DOES NO ONE BEIEVE ME?! I WAS RIDING!!!!! GRANDMA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Men call me Catelyn. I am of the dubious decision making process. Men call me Eddard. I am of the decent man with a catastrophic personality flaw. Men call me Lysa. I am of the "weaning is for losers" motherhood club. Men call me Lysa. I am of the Mile High Club. Men call me Catelyn, but only when they are too drunk to realize that I am Lysa. I am okay with that. Men call me Arya. Or Arry. Or Weasel. or Nan. Men call me Arya. Or they do until I gut stab them and slit their throats. GAR!! No, I am totally sane. Why do you ask? Men call me Tyrion. I am of the droll japery. Men call me Tyrion. I am of the curiously strong and strangely disappearing acrobatic skills. Men call me Doran. I am of the pointlessly long term schemes. Men call me Arianne. I am of the poorly thought-out short term schemes. Men call me Oberyn. I call them back. And their sisters. And a Summer Islander ship captain. And a Whore. And a Volantene princess. And a nun, don't forget the nun. I totally shagged a nun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shapur Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 :rofl: Daena, I think you beat us all!!! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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