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Ten little Freys sitting down to dine

one finds a direwolf and then there were nine

Nine little Freys with a Tully did mate

one found the Blackfish and then there were eight

Eight little Freys trying to find Kevan

One found a spider and then there were seven

Seven little Freys waving 'round their sticks

one chopped himself to bits and then there were six

Six little Freys happy to be alive

one went to Harbor and then there were five

Five little Freys choosing wedding decour

one fell down and then there were four

Four little Freys went Northward with glee

One got stabbed and then there were three

Three little Freys went out to go "shoo"

Their allies weren't friendly and then there were two

Two little Freys in the North having fun

One got baked to a pie and then there was one

One little Frey shivering all alone

She found him and hanged him and then there were none.

Can anyone try to improve this? I did my best, but I'm not very good at rhyming or that realm of wordplay.

How awesome.

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"Melisandres dream"

(female vocalist, wailing)

Shooow me your instrumeeent!

(50-cent doing incoherent ramble of words)

a man, a tree, a fire

a wolf, a sword, a pyre

a horse, a crow, a liar...

and on and on

I can really picture the video for it.

"I'm a bastard"

A complaint on life in general and about being lonely and that no one really understands you and that everyone else are really mainstream

performed by Radiohead

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"I'm a bastard"

A complaint on life in general and about being lonely and that no one really understands you and that everyone else are really mainstream

performed by Radiohead

Possibly to the tune of "Creep" - "I'm a creep, I'm a baaaastaaaaard..." :D

Timur Khal: Yep, exactly like that. :cheers: That was bloody hilarious. :laugh:

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Thanks for the compliments! :laugh:

awesome... have you read the Agatha Christie novel "and then there were none"? because

the last person hangs themself

Yeah, an excellent novel, one of my favorites actually. I was about to write it as the last Frey hanging himself but then I stopped and though 'no Frey would hang himself...but luckily we have another character who is more than happy to do the job!'

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The Excruciatingly Painful End Of Ramsay Bolton - hopefully the longest song yet in the history of Westeros.

YES, brilliant idea :D

The Fat Man's Revenge - an ode to Wyman Manderly

When the Dragon cooked the Queen - a drinking song in which Drogon shuts Dany and her ridiculous "I am the blood of the dragon" up for good

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100 Watchers On The Wall - Wildlings Annoying Song

100 watchers on the wall

100 watchers on the wall

If one slips and hits the ground

99 watchers on the wall

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Keep repeating until one. When done, a reinforcement of 100 men arrive. All again.

I likes. I'm sure this made the trek to Hardhome all the more miserable.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Cersei's Walk - A drinking song about Cersei's Walk through King's Landing and the many men she met there.

The Queen of Three Kings - A tragic love song about Margaery Tyrell

Stannis Dreams - A haunting song about the night Stannis dreamt of the death of his brother

The Queen Who Came Across the Water - An epic song about the life of Dany Targaryen

Randyll and Sam - A duelling duet song about a father and son

Frey Pies - A drinking song about a pie with a very secret ingredient... ;)

The Lament of the Direwolf - A tragic song about the horrors that befell the children of Ned Stark

The Rise of the Direwolf - A bittersweet Ballad about the downfall and restoration of the House of Stark

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