Ser Osis of Liver Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Samwell Tarly - A loaded KindleThe Night's Watch - Gore-Tex, shorter tours of duty and professional recruiters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Oberyn_ Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Westeros- DemocracySure, because thats working like a charm for the rest of us. At the end of the day it would still be Varys and LF pulling the strings but it would just be easier for them to do under a so called "Democracy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodooqueen126 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Sure, because thats working like a charm for the rest of us. At the end of the day it would still be Varys and LF pulling the strings but it would just be easier for them to do under a so called "Democracy".democracy is a terrible system, but it's better than all the other systems yet tried.Having said that democracy+illiterate brutes=disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina Ceriddwynn Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 wiretapping/recorders/video camerascellphones instead of ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 The Citadel - Twitter instead of ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRaggedWildling Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Jon Snow- HMG's that fire Obsidian-tipped .50 rounds. And flamethrowers.The Continent of Westeros: Educational reform, agricultural reform, industrial reform, reform reform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HODOR! HODOR!! Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Lyanna/Rhaegar/Brandon- foursquare so Brandon could actually go the right place to tell Rhaegar to come out and die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Cersei I Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 At this point, I feel that some hot wax and strips and/ or a newly sharpened twezerman tweezer could have been a life changing convienience for Selyse Florent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kephv Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dolorous Edd - antidepressantsCersei - antipsychotic medsSansa - Cesar MillanJon Snow- HMG's that fire Obsidian-tipped .50 rounds. And flamethrowers. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Bran: Wheelchair (is this really so advanced that he never had one? I think Doran has one).Lollys: The morning after pill.Sam: DYFS.Actually, a lot of people could use DYFS.Everyone: Trains. Airplanes wouldn't hurt either, but one step at a time.Sansa - Cesar MillanI was thinking of The Dog Whisperer, too, but for Shaggydog. Or, if he's feeling particularly adventurous, Drogon, Viserion, and Rhaegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Cersei I Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Stannis: Overnight mouth guardsSansa: Mace for potential attackersWyman Manderly: A gym and a competent dieticianRobert Baratheon: Alcoholics Anonymous, Overeaters Anonymous, Sex Addicts Anonymous, etc. Tyrion: TherapyCersei: Intense psychotherapy, medication, and a damn good lawyerTywin: Possibly laxatives, if my suspicions are ever confirmed.Jaime: An escort service and self esteem building seminarsThe entire Lannister family: An extremely patient therapist who has special group therapy rates. Samwell: Self esteem building seminars, a variety of self help books, and an appointment with a competent physican to test him for probable metabolic disorders that may be keeping him so damn fat. Lysa Tully: A copy of "The Rules." (Should especially see the section about not coming off as too desperate and needy before one's love interest) Also possibly a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You." Littlefinger: A copy of the newest edition of Teen magazine, so he can finally find age appropriate topics to talk about with his crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merman of Manderly Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dany- Toilet Paper... LOTS OF IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Amerei Frey (a.k.a. Gatehouse Ami) - a vibrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Cersei I Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Robert- condomsTo tell you the truth, Robert honestly strikes me as the kind of guy who would be too selfish, irresponsible, lazy, and dumb to even use condoms in real life; because they're a hassle and "its like taking a shower with a rain coat on" or some similar such bullshit." IMO, if this were the real world, condoms would not have prevented him from fathering 16+ bastard children. IMO, if this were the real world, he'd have every STD you could imagine, as well as some that have not been discovered yet.The Entire Realm needs to go on Maury for free DNA testing . . . then all this mess would be sorted out about who's the child of who .Robert . . You are NOT the father of Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen!!Jaime: YOU ARE THE FATHER of Joffrey, Myrcella, and TommenTywin: NOOoooooooooQueen Cersei: "Runs behind the stage and starts crying . .. . while Maury says, It's okay, it's all right."And it all ends with a close up on Tyrion's face:"Tyrion Lannister, you ARE the father."Everyone, including Cersei: WTF?Tyrion: Well now I think I know where whores go!Fade to black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Littlefinger's Lash Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Littlefinger, Fixed Income Derivatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Winged Wolf Bran Stark Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dany - A copy of "How to Train Your Dragon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Littlefinger's Lash Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 To tell you the truth, Robert honestly strikes me as the kind of guy who would be too selfish, irresponsible, lazy, and dumb to even use condoms in real life; because they're a hassle and "its like taking a shower with a rain coat on" or some similar such bullshit." IMO, if this were the real world, condoms would not have prevented him from fathering 16+ bastard children. IMO, if this were the real world, he'd have every STD you could imagine, as well as some that have not been discovered yet.And it all ends with a close up on Tyrion's face:"Tyrion Lannister, you ARE the father."Everyone, including Cersei: WTF?Tyrion: Well now I think I know where whores go!Fade to blackHey hey, what kind of feminist are you. It take two to have sex without a condom. Besides, Robert doesn't get diseases he has the blood of the Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngrySoviet Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Sure, because thats working like a charm for the rest of us. At the end of the day it would still be Varys and LF pulling the strings but it would just be easier for them to do under a so called "Democracy".Well... considering all our current problems... I'd prefer Democracy to a system in which insulting the King in public gets me properly fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tyrion Lannister! Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Airplanes- Robb would have never had to cross the Twins.also facebook would have been fun to read.Robb- "Hey everybody want to see my wedding photos?"Walder Frey-"WUUUUTTTTT!!!!"Tywin Lannister likes this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silmarien Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Jaime - limb reattachment surgery (just keep that hand on ice!)All the women in the realm - pepper spray, and tasers (to keep rapists at bay)Brandon Stark - Ritalin (might curb his "impulse" issues and he might've stopped to think "Hey, maybe calling out the Crown Prince to come and die is a BAD IDEA)Varys - wiretapping, hidden cameras, and other spy kit stuff (thus no need for cutting out tongue's of his "Little Birds")Everybody: THE INTERNET and CELLPHONESTrains and/or Airplanes - would make travel far easierMotorized boats/ships - Sea voyages would go much fasterCondoms - Jaime/Cersei, Cersei/Lancel, Cersei/Kettleback(s?), Walder FreyMental Institutions - Ramsay Snow, Gregor Clegane, Amory Lorch, Vargo Hoat & Bloody MummersGrenades/Flame Throwers - Would help the NW with that pesky Wight problemObsidian mortars/explosives - NW would obliterate White WalkersAnd last but not least - DNA TESTING (as everyone else has mentioned) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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