The Great Walrus Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Jon's Queen Consort is responsible for all minor inconveniences... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The Great Walrus is a replicant sent from the future to seduce Bruce Jenner, in the hopes of preventing the Weyland-Tyrell partnership from ever occuring. Whilst on this mission he happened to stumble upon David Cross, and mistaking him for Robert Redford got into bed with him, this resulted in the Great Walrus giving birth to the loose seal that bit off Jaimie Lannister's hand. :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Koba is Uhura and she has failed her Kobayashi Maru test that is why she dislikes Kirk. Even if she is with Spock she has a soft spot for a humanistic emotional funny and cute doctor full of bones.... Not cool Koba not cool to cheat on Spock... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: but he's full of bones :P cut girl some slack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Iron Baratheon Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Kobayashi Maru, A skilled courtisane from the magisters palace in Pentos. Every day her master hangs her upsidown from the celing and tickles her until she crys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maegor the Cuddly Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Stannis Iron Baratheon is secretly a double agent sent from the Tesla-ites from a post-apocalyptic dystopian future to infiltrate the forums and slander the name of the real Stannis Iron Baratheon, to stymie his influence and in the process, prevent the Edisonians from taking control of the United Republics of Greater Kyrgyzstan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brAnthelAstgreenseer Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Harry the Heirry really wanted Harry the Hairy as his nick.His auto-correct helped him he does not know about it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maegor the Cuddly Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Harry the Heirry really wanted Harry the Hairy as his nick.His auto-correct helped him he does not know about it yet.Lies! Of course my name's Harry the Hai-...Bugger me.brAnthel hacked the site just to change my display name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Iron Baratheon Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Harry the Heirry, an alien from the moon of the ice and fire universe. He is the secret puppitmaster of varrys, illyrio, euron and hizdar and the model of the seven gods worshiped by the andals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warg of Dragons Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Stannis iron Baratheon Hula Hoops on his roof in nothing but his socks to celebrate the summer solstice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Iron Baratheon Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Warg of Dragons gets skins of animals, puts them on, and runs around in the woods, pretending to be them. He goes as far as killing and eating deer as a wolf, crawling into caves and sleeping in them for whole seasons like bears, and eating his own poop like pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Stannis Baratheon covers himself in foil and smears himself with peanut butter all over, just before embarking on a Twilight saga marathon with his pet chihuahua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormcloak Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Grand Maester Mithrandir is a North Korean sleeper agent. Captured and trained on the dying orders of Kim Jong-il his programming will activate upon hearing the phrase, "Winter is Coming" for the 1842nd time and he will assassinate George R.R. Martin, leave ASoIaF unfinished and break western morale. For the sake of the free world he should be banned from this site immediately and must not be allowed to reread the books or watch the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tea_bird Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Stormcloak once vomited on a rocket ship because the hay bail he or she was sitting on was not staying still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 tea_bird has fear of duck due to unfortunate bathroom incident in which her shower cap was stolen by a flock of mad ducks while she was in the shower. She still sometimes hears quacking even when there are no ducks in sight. And the strangest this is that the shower cap in question somehow turned up in Japan worn by a game host.Game is about...ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Kobayashu Maru is a high ranking member of the Blue Man group and an executive producer of the show Rupaul's Drag Race. Fifty years from now he/she will decapitate Justine(the addition of the "e" will happen sometime within the next 8 years) Bieber in an unfortunate knitting accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Iron Baratheon Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Grand Maester Mithrandir was a british soldier in the zulu wars who lost his leg to a tiger. He then went on to buy ten shares in the dutch east india trading company and marry a woman named phillis in australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Stannis Iron Baratheon is a flower-loving pacifist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Nerolunar is an extraterrestrial sent to earth to create Games threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 The Great Walrus is going to say yes if I ask him that I'd like to sacrifice him to the god Plutus so he can make me wealthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Queen Visenya, an awful creature born in the blackest depths of the underworld, she preys on the souls of the elderly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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