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The Wonders Of Being A Woman In The World Of ASOIAF


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You remind me of someone I encountered on Wikipedia before I was banned.

You were banned from wikipedia? I didn't even know that was possible.

Actually... because of a lack of modern convenience there would be a great deal more in the way of muscular, sweaty and partially to almost completely nekkid men... defo a plus for westerosi women folk...

I think this is the best thiing I have heard about Westeros for women in this entire thread!

My favorite quote (and I dont remember where I read/heard it)

"there is nothing more ridiculous than an excited man"

Actually, I find fully naked men to be rather funny looking. At least when their fish is really floppy.

I bet there are a tons of ways that naked men would be a wonder for women in Westeros.

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Well, you either find the joy in those thinks or spend your time worry about the raping and forced marriages. I'd rather spend an hour trying to decide if I should wear my pink dress or my blue dress.

So, do you always spend your time on Westeros naked?

So, who else do we need to see naked? I bet there is a good chance we may get some naked Daario eventually.

i was put here to serve my lady

need to see naked? Careful I hear they are planning a Sam tarley naked episode, you will get to see the famous pink mast, should be the most Tivo'd moment in TV history since the Superbowl wardrobe malfunction

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Don't gotta touch 'em just gotta look at 'em

Nothing a good scrubbing and haircut wouldn't cure.

don't go ruining this with reality

Oh good! Naked Daario! As long as he doesn't have the funny facial hair.

Have you seen the Peter Steele playgirl pix? I think they show that a naked man can be very pleasant on the eyes. Not posting link as I don't want to get banned. BUt google Peter Steele and playgirl and it's the first link.

The third pic is my favorite.

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I can take the wacky hair sculpting but the kool aid dye jobs will irritate me

I was into punk guys for a while so I can be ok with that.

need to see naked? Careful I hear they are planning a Sam tarley naked episode, you will get to see the famous pink mast, should be the most Tivo'd moment in TV history since the Superbowl wardrobe malfunction

I just KNOW that there'll be Sam peen in the tv show

or the gold tooth, what is he a sellsword rapper?

more like the Jack Sparrow from Essos

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Nothing a good scrubbing and haircut wouldn't cure.

Have you seen the Peter Steele playgirl pix? I think they show that a naked man can be very pleasant on the eyes. Not posting link as I don't want to get banned. BUt google Peter Steele and playgirl and it's the first link.

The third pic is my favorite.

why you drrty grrl

I love it

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i was put here to serve my lady

need to see naked? Careful I hear they are planning a Sam tarley naked episode, you will get to see the famous pink mast, should be the most Tivo'd moment in TV history since the Superbowl wardrobe malfunction

Ok, that's a character I hope has the no nudity clause in their contract. No fat pink masts.

Oh good! Naked Daario! As long as he doesn't have the funny facial hair.

I can take the wacky hair sculpting but the kool aid dye jobs will irritate me

I wonder if they will go for accuracy on this..The hair dye was everywhere.

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Ok, that's a character I hope has the no nudity clause in their contract. No fat pink masts.

I wonder if they will go for accuracy on this..The hair dye was everywhere.

probably not since they got rid of the quartheen dresses :bawl:

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I was into punk guys for a while so I can be ok with that.

more like the Jack Sparrow from Essos

I went to enough SNFU concerts in my day to be down with punk but the kool aid colours will annoy...

I do however love the 'jack sparrow from Essos' Genius!

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Nothing a good scrubbing and haircut wouldn't cure.

Have you seen the Peter Steele playgirl pix? I think they show that a naked man can be very pleasant on the eyes. Not posting link as I don't want to get banned. BUt google Peter Steele and playgirl and it's the first link.

The third pic is my favorite.

I just died and went to heaven.

There is a Playgirl? And it's available online? Kitty, I owe you a lifelong debt.

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you, obviously, have never been an aroused man

OK, you got me there.

Quite possibly the best thing I've read all night... but that could be the rum talking

Rum makes everything better...

Heck, alchohol make everything better

why you drrty grrl

I love it

There is no man that I'm unwilling to objectify.

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I bet Roose Bolton looks hot naked, pale, flabby, dotted with leeches, expressionless.

I wonder if leeches would make me a zen murderer like Roose

Oooohhhh! Roose Bolton naked?!!! I'll have nightmares.

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