Lady Lea Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I asked my cousin about this, who isn't even a doctor or a penis expert, merely a physical therapist, and she said the easiest way for guys to increase the length of their unit is to lose thirty pounds - I guess that the fat kind of buries some of it. So my barnacle comment was way off.Oh my god, dying at how this conversation must have gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I asked my cousin about this, who isn't even a doctor or a penis expert, merely a physical therapist, and she said the easiest way for guys to increase the length of their unit is to lose thirty pounds - I guess that the fat kind of buries some of it. So my barnacle comment was way off.Woooooahh woahhh woahhh, how can we trust this cousin of yours if she isnt a penis expert?I'm wondering this to. Logically, this makes sense but we really need some penis expertise. I'm guessing we won't convince the mods to pin this for us until we can find someone with needed expertise to answer this for us, which is a real shame.Can I just say of all the threads to make it to 134 replies "whose fatter" really had the longest odds, it's kind of an inspiration, a true underdog story, the little thread that could.Or maybe it's the big thread that could.Btdubs....Did we ever reach a definitive conclusion on who is in fact the most girthy character in a song of ice and fire?Honestly, I'm a little surprised this thread hasn't been locked. Perhaps we need a spin-off thread for voting. People have made the arguments in here, time to cast the vote? Cue cheesy reality show reference and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tippy Wolfsbane Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Well, in relation to a man's weight and the size of his member...it matters. I have had personal experience with this subject. If a man gains substantial weight his member appears shorter, and if he loses the weight his member goes back to its original size. I have seen it with my own eyes.ETA: I can't believe I'm discussing this. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Well, in relation to a man's weight and the size of his member...it matters. I have had personal experience with this subject. If a man gains substantial weight his member appears shorter, and if he loses the weight his member goes back to its original size. I have seen it with my own eyes.ETA: I can't believe I'm discussing this. :laugh:First hand evidence, that's very helpful thank you.Also, in a series that has incest, awkward descriptions of sexual organs, rape, murder, sex abuse, physical abuse, bestiality, necrophilia, lost limbs, people being burned alive, pedophilia, the WoS, period sex, and so much more, I think it's a safe bet that at some point or another, this board will go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 And that's how long it takes the penis experts to come out of the woodwork... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisBamfatheon Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 First hand evidence, that's very helpful thank you.Also, in a series that has incest, awkward descriptions of sexual organs, rape, murder, sex abuse, physical abuse, bestiality, necrophilia, lost limbs, people being burned alive, pedophilia, the WoS, period sex, and so much more, I think it's a safe bet that at some point or another, this board will go there.Wow when you put it all on the line like that, it sounds like we're reading the most fucked up book ever created, aaaaatta boy Martin! Also what's Wos? I feel like a sweet summer child for not knowing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Wow when you put it all on the line like that, it sounds like we're reading the most fucked up book ever created, aaaaatta boy Martin! Also what's Wos? I feel like a sweet summer child for not knowing...Walk of Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Wow when you put it all on the line like that, it sounds like we're reading the most fucked up book ever created, aaaaatta boy Martin! Also what's Wos? I feel like a sweet summer child for not knowing...Yeah, walk of shame.I also forgot to add attempted rape, gang rape, mutilation, and flaying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 And cannibalism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 And cannibalism!and zombies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Oh, and torture!(seriously, what am I reading... weeping for my innocence rn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord of Cider Hall Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Well Lord Too-fat-to-sit-a-horse is just that- too fat to ride around without help. Illyrio allways moves, he doesn´t just sit idly on his arse. I always pictured Illyrio as a majestic kind of fat, more like a happy grandfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisBamfatheon Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Yeah, walk of shame.I also forgot to add attempted rape, gang rape, mutilation, and flaying.Ahhh thank you, you two are always on the ball.And I have seen some serious walk of shames in my day but never like that, I will be honest though, as not exactly being Cersei's number 1 fan it was nice to see her punished for all the awful things she's done. In the words of her brother...."it felt like justice"Anyway back to sillyness. We should start a vote thread. Let democracy decide who is the most horizontally advanced person in ASOIAF, let's call a Fatmoot or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Fatmoot:http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/71790-fatmoot-whos-the-fattest-character-vote/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valyarian rose Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Well, in relation to a man's weight and the size of his member...it matters. I have had personal experience with this subject. If a man gains substantial weight his member appears shorter, and if he loses the weight his member goes back to its original size. I have seen it with my own eyes.ETA: I can't believe I'm discussing this. :laugh:Lmao ... where has this forum strayed to? :blushing: So I guess my vote is for Manderly means his cock must be pretty tiny ... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 First hand evidence, that's very helpful thank you.Also, in a series that has incest, awkward descriptions of sexual organs, rape, murder, sex abuse, physical abuse, bestiality, necrophilia, lost limbs, people being burned alive, pedophilia, the WoS, period sex, and so much more, I think it's a safe bet that at some point or another, this board will go there.AND refusal to eat beets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 AND refusal to eat beets!Well, that's perfectly rational. Have you ever eaten a beet? :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tippy Wolfsbane Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 First hand evidence, that's very helpful thank you.Glad I could be of service. :blush:Also, in a series that has incest, awkward descriptions of sexual organs, rape, murder, sex abuse, physical abuse, bestiality, necrophilia, lost limbs, people being burned alive, pedophilia, the WoS, period sex, and so much more, I think it's a safe bet that at some point or another, this board will go there.Good point, but now I feel seriously dirty for reading these books. :crying:Lmao ... where has this forum strayed to? :blushing: So I guess my vote is for Manderly means his cock must be pretty tiny ... LOLYep! Manderly has some serious size issues, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Oh my god, dying at how this conversation must have gone.I really wish I videotaped it. I brought it up at dinner Saturday night with two cousins and their husbands and my aunt. One of my cousins blew wine out her nose onto her husbands shirt and the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headless Jeyne Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Well, that's perfectly rational. Have you ever eaten a beet? :ack:Blasphemy. Beets are delish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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