Headless Jeyne Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Aww, link to Fatmoot is not working, must have got locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmholt Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Illyrio has four chins. IIRC so does Manderly (the chaos after LWs death I believe it says a Frey cut through 3 of his 4 chins. They can both get up and walk and go potty but neither is built for strenuous travel - though if a litter or wagon is available they can ride in that. So, I say, pretty much the same, corrected for height and build. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmholt Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Ahhh thank you, you two are always on the ball.And I have seen some serious walk of shames in my day but never like that, I will be honest though, as not exactly being Cersei's number 1 fan it was nice to see her punished for all the awful things she's done. In the words of her brother...."it felt like justice"She's already plotting to get Lady Merryweather back (potentially the worst judgment call so far on her part) - and she has Headless Greg in the wings. Presume Qyburn will also give his FrankenGreg's sword a scale of the manticore venom that "killed" Gregor. She's down but not out and without Kevan, and with the help of Varys, who wants the crown in disarray, she'll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmholt Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Yeah, walk of shame.I also forgot to add attempted rape, gang rape, mutilation, and flaying.And cannibalism!and zombies!Oh, and torture!And to punish all this (and gain favorable winds) BURNING ALIVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Grey Posted August 7, 2012 Author Share Posted August 7, 2012 Wait. I don't remember there being any necrophilia. Enlighten me.Also, based on what most people have said, #4 Samwell Tarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Reborn Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 My view has always been that the fatness ranking goes as follows:1. Yellow whale2. Magister Illyrio3. Lord Manderly.Classic. I would agree with this ranking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 This seems to be the place to ask this question. Is Marlon Manderly fat? He is a head taller than Davos and three stone heavier but it doesnt say if its muscle or fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmholt Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Wait. I don't remember there being any necrophilia. Enlighten me.Also, based on what most people have said, #4 Samwell Tarly.The original Reek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Wait. I don't remember there being any necrophilia. Enlighten me.Also, based on what most people have said, #4 Samwell Tarly.Reek the First. It's not outright stated, just heavily implied. After Ramsey has his fun, Reek gets a chance while they are still warm. Now I feel sick to my stomach.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jin Uzuki Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I started my second re-read of ADWD, and I couldn't help but wonder who was more morbidly obese: Lord Manderly or Magister Ilyrio.My impression in the first read was that Manderly wins that competition; however, I can't recall them ever being compared directly, as they are seen through different eyes (Davos and Tyrion respectively). Hopefully some of you have strong opinions on this, which you can back up with text references, because I think this is a tight competition.Manderly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Duncan of Flea Bottom Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I think Manderly is fatter, and the yellow whale was the fattest :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Well, that's perfectly rational. Have you ever eaten a beet? :ack:I loves me some beets: roots or greens. Occasionally grow 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Gandalf - awesome thread, great job. And on the necrophilia, there's also the Night's King with his Other/corpse bride.... kind of a stretch but still kind of like sleeping with a corpse, right?Edit: I'm pretty sure that not only did Fatmoot get locked, but it even got deleted. Must have gotten too heavy for the public good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lea Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Aw, I'm so glad this thread is still going!Did weirdness happen in the Fatmoot or did the mods just didn't want 2 Fat threads?Gandalf - awesome thread, great job. And on the necrophilia, there's also the Night's King with his Other/corpse bride.... kind of a stretch but still kind of like sleeping with a corpse, right?nice catch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Aw, I'm so glad this thread is still going!Did weirdness happen in the Fatmoot or did the mods just didn't want 2 Fat threads?nice catchLast I checked it was pretty tame, then when I looked the next day I couldn't read it.... I guess it was just redundant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naathi Prince Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 this is still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Stark Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Gandalf - awesome thread, great job. And on the necrophilia, there's also the Night's King with his Other/corpse bride.... kind of a stretch but still kind of like sleeping with a corpse, right?Edit: I'm pretty sure that not only did Fatmoot get locked, but it even got deleted. Must have gotten too heavy for the public good....That wouldn't truly count as necrophilia, just inter racial marriage.(But have you ever looked at a post you posted and it wasn't there?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I think Manderly is fatter, and the yellow whale was the fattest :PWe could have used your vote on Fatmoot a few days ago... pretty sure the Yellow Whale beat Manderly like 23 to 3, with Littlefinger, Hot Pie, Strong Belwas, Patchface and a couple others each getting a vote.Yellow Whale definitely emerged as the victor on Fatmoot though, by over 20 votes at last count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 @Brony Stark - if you search fat moot, there are results from the Fatmoot thread, but if you click on them, it says some kind of error, and has links to the Help Faq or ask a moderator. At that point, I just kept coming back to this thread because it was way awesomer anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Aw, I'm so glad this thread is still going!Did weirdness happen in the Fatmoot or did the mods just didn't want 2 Fat threads?nice catchTwo fat threads got to be to fattening.We could have used your vote on Fatmoot a few days ago... pretty sure the Yellow Whale beat Manderly like 23 to 3, with Littlefinger, Hot Pie, Strong Belwas, Patchface and a couple others each getting a vote.Yellow Whale definitely emerged as the victor on Fatmoot though, by over 20 votes at last count.Didn't Selmy get a vote?And this thread may be more fun, but Fatmoot might have the best thread title I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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