Flig Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 This topic is inspired by a post by Dr. Pepper: Though, with the Freys always being described as 'weasely', I would think they'd taste poorly. Manderly's zeal was all an act.Who would be the yummiest house to pie?So now, I pass this question on and expand it a bit. What Westerosi house would be the yummiest to pie, and what would they taste like?I'll weigh in on this once I come to a firm conclusion of my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Net-Viper X Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 They would all taste like ham, unless you season it with something and then the flavor is all up to the cook. Never cared for adding flavors myself though, I prefer my human meat straight off the spit, sauces are for pansies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I think the Starks taste like snow. They're un-pieable but would do great as snowflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The Martells. I love me some spicy food. I wouldn't eat Doran though, ugh just thinking about his gout gives me the shivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZone Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I think the Tyrells would taste like rosemary (a nice flowery taste)The Lannisters would taste like molasses (it looks and tastes sweet but can have an after taste)Arryns like chicken (obvious)The Starks would taste like a turnip (bitter, lacking color, but still good)Barratheons would be hard to decide but like Steak (can be though and bloody but can also be tender and tasty) Martells would defiantly be like a chilly pepper (spicy and hot)Targaryens would taste like curry (obvious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I think the Starks taste like snow. They're un-pieable but would do great as snowflakes.SNOWCONES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_from_Warrenton Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 They would all taste like chicken :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The Martells. I love me some spicy food. I wouldn't eat Doran though, ugh just thinking about his gout gives me the shivers.So, like Tyrion, we'd have a taste for Dornish girls :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Haha, don't leave Mance out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 After careful thought on this very important question, I've decided that Houses Baratheon, Stark, and Fossoway would be the yummiest houses to pie. Dany tells us always that she is her sigil, ergo every other house must be their sigil, too. I have eaten venison, dog and apples and I like them all. Two of these things I have already eaten in pie form so I can honestly say that they are yummy. House Seaworth can also be used to add flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You've eaten pppuppy? :crying: you Ghiscari scum! How does it taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You've eaten pppuppy? :crying: you Ghiscari scum! How does it taste?It sort of tastes like mutton or goat, it depends on if it's wild or not. Canine meat has an odd smell, not unpleasant, just different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You've eaten pppuppy? :crying: you Ghiscari scum! How does it taste?Aromatic-quite distinctive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Interesting. I don't think I ever could though, I've had a dog forever it wouldn't feel right to me. Mutton or goat I would try I haven't even sampled those. I need to broaden my horizons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Areo Mace Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I would imagine a Quentyn pie would be flaky and crispy.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Interesting. I don't think I ever could though, I've had a dog forever it wouldn't feel right to me. Mutton or goat I would try I haven't even sampled those. I need to broaden my horizons.I grew up on a ranch. We had no pets. But mostly the dog I ate were coyotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I grew up on a ranch. We had no pets. But mostly the dog I ate were coyotes.Oh well that's a different story then. I was thinking of my dog. I'd eat some coyote stew or however you prepare it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Is this thread going to get locked if I don't say, Arryn pie would be delicious, falcons would make a nice poultry pie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I did quite the double take when I saw the title. Turns out, it's exactly what it sounds like o_o.Hm. If they taste like their sigils, what about Stokeworth? Some wine and a nice leg of lamb. Hell, even ignoring that, they're such a light, soft bunch. I like my food mild like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Oh and Renly pie because I freakin' LOVE peach pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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