Lady Meera Reed Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 1. Theon2. Rhaegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz95 Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 # 16 Theon Greyjoy79 pointsIn 15 out of 33 listsChosen by 6 men and 9 womenAverage placing: 5.7Highest placing: 1 (x2)Reek bent to his task.Theon of House Greyjoy, Theon Turncloak, the Prince of Winterfell, Reek. This charming man has had many names during his life, and two very different physical appearences. Most of those of you who included Theon in their list specified "Pre-Reek" Theon Greyjoy. So, let's go back and re-think the reasons why, before he ended up eating rats, this man was one of the very images of sexiness.Theon is one of the first characters to appear in the whole saga, and in Bran's first chapter in A Game of Thrones he strikes us as The guy who kicked Gared's head. He's arrogant, this dark, handsome youth of nineteen years, the sexy arrogance of a man who wants to be accepted: but also, it's clear that he feels very insecure and only wants the Starks to think of him as one of them. And even when he does something good, such as saving Bran's life from those wildlings, he is rewarded with fine compliments such as "Jon always said you were an ass, Greyjoy".However, Theon doesn't let this disapproval affect his sexual activity, and enjoys the company of many women in the area: the miller's wife, for instance, Kyra, Ros the whore. All these women enjoyed the... the Kraken's tentacle. If you know what I mean.The captain's daughter featured in Theon's first chapter in A Clash of Kings, despite having been used as a whore for the whole trip, can't help being half in love with Theon, who on the other hand doesn't give a damn. After all, women do like men who make them suffer.As for what happens next... well, Theon is seduced by his sister (I laughed), spends his not-so-happy weeks in Winterfell and then gets kicked in the face by a horse, and just when we all think this guy is dead (some of us hate him, some of us pity him, but we all admit that he did look good), he comes back.New Theon's hair is white, not that dark black that was so fascinating. He doesn't have some of his finger, and most like the tentacle is gone as well. Theon Greyjoy will never be the same again, but he will be with us forever: in the hearts of some, in the dirty fantasies of all.Leaderboard!Stavos 11Chelly 10Volonqar 10KhaleesiDany 10Crown 9The Angel's Prophet 9King Stannis Baratheon 9SnowStorm 8Lady Wendy 8King Tywin Lannister 8Headless Jeyne 8Jaime's Sand Snake 7Hearmeroar92 7Lady Kraken 6AryaSnow 6Liar 5Juanvito 5Julifay 5DaniSnowborn 5The Lord's Kiss 5Killer Cacti 3Eddard of the House Stark 3Ser Laughing Storm 3St. Arya of the Knife 3Red Lion of Castamere 2Syseanne 2Lunadangelo 2Silver Spearwife 2The BlackBear 2Mrs. Manderly 1Hint for #15This character dies in A Storm of Swords#15 will be posted on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Ygritte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaime's Wench Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Gutted!Oh well, you win some and lose some...1. Ygritte2. Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord's Kiss Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Damn.. Who doesn't die in A Storm of Swords.. Gonna have to get back to you on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavos Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 1) Ygritte2) Beric3) Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AryaSnow Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 1)Ygritte2)Shae3)Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Kraken Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Ygritte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearbert Dondarrion Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Headless Jeyne Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Ygritte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Valonqar_ Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 1Robb2Ygritte3Tywin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 1: Ygritte2: Shae3: TywinNo homo, but Robb and Oberyn definitely belong higher up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerLaughingStorm Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 1. Ygritte2. Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Mym Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 1. Ygritte2. Shae3. Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Syseanne Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Damn.. Who doesn't die in A Storm of Swords.. Gonna have to get back to you on this one.I agree, I completely agree...1. Ygritte2. Oberyn (he belongs higher, but not being cast yet might hurt him)3. Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearmeroar92 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 1.Ygritte2.Oberyn3.The King in the North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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