~Shiera Seastar~ Posted February 12, 2013 Author Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: VARGO HOATAge: Thecreth!Relationship Status: I'm thingleLives in: I uthed to live in HarrenthalOccupation: I'm a crippthlerHobbies/Interests: I lykk cutthing armth anth legthPolitical Views: I havv no viewthReligious Views: I dontt prayy to godthMotto: High thive!Likes: Yurr armth anth legth Dislikes: IthcreamerFavorite Song: I will thing it tu yuu...I havv twoo handth, dee leff anth dee ryttHold themm up high, soo clenn anth bryttClapp dem thoftlyOne, twoo, thriiClenn littel handth arr guud tu theeFavorite Movie: Horoor moviethFavorite Pets: GoatthAbout Me: Watt yuu thee ith watt yuu gett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: The OtherAge: N/ARelationship Status: Single. Seeking Good Corpse.Lives In: Beyond the WallOccupation: Humanoid Eldritch Abomination.Hobbies/Interests: Riding dead horses, trolling Night's Watch guys and wildlings, animating the dead.Political Views: N/AReligious Views: Damn those Old Gods...Motto: *icy laugh*Likes: Snow, cold, long walks at night in winter, the smell of manflesh melting.Dislikes: Valyrian Steel, Obsidian, that fat Night's Watch kid, fire, day time.Favorite Song: Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla IceFavorite Film: John Carpenter's The ThingAbout Me: The colder the better. Warm bodies turn me off. Dont let those wildlings fool you, i am one icy stud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Brandon Ice Eyes Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: Roose Bolton.Age: Old enough to bet the future of my house in Ramsay.Relationship Status: Married.Lives in: The Dreadfort. And a pleasant sojourn at Harrenhal. Lovely places.Occupation: Lord of the Dreadfort. Warden of the North.Hobbies/Interests: Leeching, flaying, hanging, rape First Night privilege, backstabbing, kingslaying, playing with men, ruling.Political Views: It depends of the book you are reading.Religious Views: The Old Gods.Motto: "A peaceful land, a quiet people".Likes: Prunes, hippocras, my fat wife, Domeric. In that order.Dislikes: Lack of discretion, stupidity and Ramsay in general make mildly annoyed.Favorite Song: You Know my Name - Chris CornellFavorite Movie: The Silence of the Lambs.About me: I already said everything you need to know. I am not in the habit of being questioned by fans. Must I have your tongue out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother of Kittens Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Name: Cersei LannisterAge: 27 - no one dares challenge thisRelationship Status: Widowed and it's complicatedLives in: Queen's King's LandingOccupation: Queen of WesterosHobbies/Interests: Playing the game of thrones and winning itPolitical Views:When you play the games of thrones, you win or you die. There's no middleground.Religious Views: I did not commit a deicide!.......And prophecies are just red herrings.Motto: Jaime! Jaime! Jaime!Likes: Me being rich, being Queen, and being powerfulDislikes: Tyrion; Sansa, Eddard, and all the Starks; Margaery and the Tyrells (I don't trust them. SSShhh!); Late King Bob and his brothersSecret Crush: Rhaegar TargaryenAbout Me: No one is younger and more beautiful than yours truly. I love my three children and their father. People think I'm pretty and dumb, but I'll roar again and you shall see. And I'm gonna win my trial, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raksha the Demon Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Posting one liners is getting old.Name: Cersei LannisterAge: 33Relationship Status: Widowed.Lives In: King's LandingOccupation: Queen RegentHobbies/Interests: Stirring the pot.Political Views: MeReligious Views: The Seven. Also me.Motto: Hear ME roar!Likes: Me, my kids, my brother, me, the throne, me, knights with swag, mad scientists, me, wine, and me.Dislikes: My brother Tyrion, Margaery Tyrell, Robert Baratheon, Maggy the Frog, anything and anyone not me.Favorite Song: Favorite Film: Mean GirlsAbout me:I am the Queen. Deal with it. Blond hair and green eyed Lannister babe here! Always leave room for my twin bro! I love my kids especially since they are in line for the throne. I am smart, witty, and better than YOU!Wonderful! :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword of the Morning Wood Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Name: Gregor Clegane aka The Mountain that RidesAge: 34Relationship Status: SingleLives In: King's LandingOccupation: Zombie member of the KingsguardHobbies/Interests: Fighting, killing, raping, brains!Political Views: AnarchistReligious Views: Tywin LannisterMotto: STOP SAYING THAT!Likes: Brains, mutilaiting family members, raping publicans daughters, brains, cutting peoeple and animals in half, and brains.Dislikes: Pretty much everything that doesn't involve killing, mutilating, or raping.Favorite Song: Zombie by The CranberriesFavorite Film: Dawn of the Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheButcherCrow Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Name: Brandon "Bran" StarkAge: 10Relationship Status: *sigh* I'm 10 ffs!Lives In: A caveOccupation: TreeHobbies/Interests: Climbing, Voyeurism and mind-raping lackwitsPolitical Views: The North Remembers...Religious Views: I'm a demi-god bitchesMotto: Winter Has Fucking ComeLikes: House Reed, Summer and crows with extra eyesDislikes: Jaime LannisterFavourite Song: The Trees by RushFavourite Film: Ferngully: The Last Rainforest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden&Crimson Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Name: Ramsay BoltonAge: 20Relationship Status: Married with Arya StarkLives in: WinterfellOccupation: Trueborn Lord of Winterfell and Heir to the DreadfortHobbies/Interests: Strip women for their clothes, hunting them in the woods, raping them (sometimes flaying them) and kiling them,also like to flay and my Reek and killPolitical Views: Suport His Grace King Tommen I Baratheon has King of the Seven Kingdoms and Lord Roose Bolton has Warden of the NorthReligious Views: Old GodsMotto: Official - "Our blades are sharp"; unofficial - "A flayed man holds no secrets"Likes: Reek and my hounds: Alison, Grey Jeyne, Helicent, Jez, Kyra, Maude, Sara and WillowDislikes: That someone tries took my wife and Reek from meFavorite Song: Any that is sung by Abel, the BardAbout Me: I have a singer`s soul and remember fondly my sweet mother; miss my brother, Domeric, sadly deceased from a sickness; have a place in the heart for my late Reek I and i retake Moat Cailin and Winterfell from the evil Ironborn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: Aerys II TargaryenAge: If you're interested in my age, that means you're thinking about my death. Which means.. you're a traitor.Relationship Status: Looking for hot encounters.Lives in: If you're interested in where I live, you presumably want to assassinate me, traitor!Occupation: King of the Seven Kingdoms.Hobbies/Interests: Fire, punishing traitors, humiliating Tywin Lannister.Political Views: There are political views other than mine? Treason!Religious Views: Aegon II fed High Septons to his dragon. Lucky bastard.Motto: Feel the burnLikes: Fire, dragons, burning Hands aliveDislikes: Traitors, and anyone who disagrees with me. Which is the same thing.Favorite Song: Come on Baby, Light My Fire. Though anything by the Nine Inch Nails is pretty good too.Favorite Movie: Inferno. All of them - burn them all!About Me: I'm the one asking the questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Fiddlewielder Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: Reek Theon Greyjoy (aka Theon 2.0)Age: 21 going on 22Relationship Status: Single... probably forever ):Lives in: TWOW Stannis' camp. At least he let me down from the wall for a while so I could write this.Occupation: NoneHobbies/Interests: Knowing my name (!!!), saying my name (it's REALLY IMPORTANT!), and avoiding Lord Ramsay at all costs.Political Views: I have more important things to think about than politics right now!Religious Views: Formerly atheist. Currently interested in the Old Gods of the North.Motto: You have to know your name!Likes: Used to like hunting, wenching, hawking, drinking, dicing, archery, fine clothes, pretty jewelry and making japes. But I can't have any of that now. ):Dislikes: .......ramsay. I MEAN, pansies! Yes, I absolutely hate pansies!! Oh and TWOW being chained by my wrists to a wall sucks a lot too.Favorite Song: ((OK, I don't know. Would probably be something like "in your face, I'm still alive and kicking!" or something to do with recovering one's identity. Suggestions are welcome.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherMerciless Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Brienne of TarthAge:22Relationship Status: SingleLives in: Wherever my oath takes meOccupation: Keeping oathesHobbies/Interests: Jaime's buttocks, Honor, besting men in fightsPolitical views: None, only honor mattersReligious views: The new godsMotto: "All my life I've been knocking men like you into the dust"Likes: Travelling, Sword fighting, Jaime's buttocksDislikes: BiterFavourite Song: Fighter - Christina Aguillera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
( Bloodraven ) Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: Stannis Baratheon Age: 34 Relationship Status: Married Lives in: The Watchtower, Crofter's village just outside Winterfell (for now...) Occupation: The rightful King of Westeros. Deadpan Snarker. Hobbies/Interests: Doing my duty, reminding people of their duties, JUSTICE. Political Views: A king protects his people, or he is no king at all. (Thanks, my Onion Knight!) Religious Views: N/A Motto: "Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat." Likes: Mending injured birds. My daughter. Dogs, I guess... Lemons, Davos, and Snow (don't tell him). Dislikes: Being surrounded by idiots and sycophants. :bang: All things frivolous. Robert. Peaches (they vex me so :frown5:). Dragonstone. Making speeches. Split infinitives. That vain-glorious book of Daeron. :rolleyes: Rapists. Brothels. People who won't stop clutching me. Plus everything that's not listed on my "Likes", really... Favorite Song: All Along the Watchtower (Bear McCreary version only) Favorite Movie: I have better things to do than waste my time watching movies. *grinds teeth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Alienor Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: YgritteAge: I'm dead, dude!Relationship Status: Well, I used to have something going on with that crow Jon Snow, but he betrayed us... but I think I still love him. And he me.Lives in: Old God's heavenOccupation: Dead woman here! Before, raiding southrons towns, hating crows.Hobbies/Interests: Raiding, being free, enjoying some quality time with Jon Snow.Political Views: You southrons are weird and you know nothingReligious Views: The Old godsMotto: You know nothing, Jon Snow!Likes: being free, the Lord's kiss, Jon Snow, telling people they know nothingDislikes: Being betrayed, being treated like a southronFavorite Song: The ballad of Bael the BardFavorite Movie: What is a movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jevans Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: Tywin Lannister Age: Old Relationship Status: Single, hates whores, sleeps with said whores Lives in: Red Keep Occupation: Hand of the King, former Hand of the other King Hobbies/Interests: Ruining my son's life, lavishing the other son with gold, wedding planning Political Views: MY HOUSE. Religious Views: Faith of the Seven, kinda Motto: I should be King Likes: Lannisters, the occasional genocidal wedding Dislikes: Starks, Baratheons, Targaryens, Greyjoys, Tyrells, Martells, Tullys, Arryns, Tyrion Favorite Song: Rains of Castamere... obvs Favorite Movie: The Lion King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherMerciless Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 @ Jevans: Lion King = too funny :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilos Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: ZahrinaAge: Crone-ish ageRelationship Status: Single, and looking.Lives in: A tent outside a besieged city, for the time being.Occupation: Owner and proprietor of slaves for the purposes of perfectly-legal pit-fighting. Mid-quality, low price assured. Hobbies/Interests: Outbidding.Political Views: Somewhat regressiveReligious Views: Money, but don't tell the Harpy-fanatics or fire-botherers.Motto: "And one".Likes: Pit-fights, sieges.Dislikes: Being outbid.Favorite Song: "One Way Or Another", by BlondieFavorite Movie Gladiator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherMerciless Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: ZahrinaAge: Crone-ish ageRelationship Status: Single, and looking.Lives in: A tent outside a besieged city, for the time being.Occupation: Owner and proprietor of slaves for the purposes of perfectly-legal pit-fighting. Mid-quality, low price assured. Hobbies/Interests: Outbidding.Political Views: Somewhat regressiveReligious Views: Money, but don't tell the Harpy-fanatics or fire-botherers.Motto: "And one".Likes: Pit-fights, sieges.Dislikes: Being outbid.Favorite Song: "One Way Or Another", by BlondieFavorite Movie GladiatorGenius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilos Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Genius! Thank you :P Name: Yezzan zo QaggazAge: Dead.Relationship Status: Have a kinky "Master-Slave" deal with a young hermaphrodite. Still, interested.Lives in: A massive yellow tent.Occupation: Wise Master, Slaver, part-time besieger. Hobbies/Interests: Exotic exploration; holding feasts in the middle of a plague and a siege; collecting "natural curiosities".Political Views: Progressive, for a slaver.Likes: Food, sexual openness, food, litters, exotic food.Dislikes: Bloody fluxes and Sothoryosi diseases.Favorite Song: "Sexy and I know it", by LMFAOFavorite Movie: "Flaming Creatures" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickeen Baratheon Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Name: Jaime Lannister.Age: 33Relationship Status: It's complicated.Lives in: Red Keep.Occupation: Kingslayer.Hobbies/Interests: Swordfighting.Political Views: None.Likes: Cersei. Fighting.Dislikes: Knights.Favorite Song: I'm not like everybody else. - The Kinks. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo )Favorite Movie: Last Samurai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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