~Shiera Seastar~ Posted February 11, 2013 Author Share Posted February 11, 2013 Name: WALDER FREYAge: Not tellingRelationship Status: Widowed several times, and now married for the 8th timeLives in: Confined inside my castle at The Twins, part of RiverlandsOccupation: Head of House Frey and Lord of the Crossing. I’m a husband, a father, a grandfather and a great-grandfather, too.Hobbies/Interests: Living longer, making more children, and my favorite new thing, planning a weddingPolitical Views: Always late, but always on the winning sideReligious Views: What do I say to the god of death? Not today.Motto: Don’t cross Walder Frey, or you will learn it to your sorrowLikes: Weddings, Funerals, and Royal favorsDislikes: Pact breakers, Meat pies, Gout painFavorite Song: Staying AliveFavorite Movie: Four Weddings and a FuneralAbout Me: I’m old, but I can still make babies without Viagra, heh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Oww, why u burn me like that Flo?!Posting one liners is getting old. Name: Cersei LannisterAge: 33Relationship Status: Widowed. Lives In: King's LandingOccupation: Queen RegentHobbies/Interests: Stirring the pot.Political Views: MeReligious Views: The Seven. Also me.Motto: Hear ME roar!Likes: Me, my kids, my brother, me, the throne, me, knights with swag, mad scientists, me, wine, and me.Dislikes: My brother Tyrion, Margaery Tyrell, Robert Baratheon, Maggy the Frog, anything and anyone not me.Favorite Song: Favorite Film: Mean GirlsAbout me:I am the Queen. Deal with it. Blond hair and green eyed Lannister babe here! Always leave room for my twin bro! I love my kids especially since they are in line for the throne. I am smart, witty, and better than YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricEmpire94 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Name: Robb StarkAge: Too young to be a single bachelor looking for love, but old enough to be King apparently.Relationship Status: Married, IN YOUR FACE FREY.Lives in: Currently a bunch of traitorous, backstabbing, eat-nothing-but-salt, viking wannabe whores are squatting in my castle. So in Jeyne Westerling's skirts.Occupation: King in the NorthHobbies/Interests: Winning battles, but losing wars. Oh, and warging. Political Views: Anything North IS MINE.Religious Views: The Old Gods.Motto: Grey Wind stay back!Likes: Naming heirs offscreen so I can keep the whole damn world guessing.Dislikes: Freys, listening to my mother, and Auntie Lysa for not helping me in my war for my own crown :bang:Favorite Song: It's Time - Imagine Dragons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Song of Tyrion's member Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Name: Ser Pounce Age: 1ishRelationship Status: Bachelor Lives in: The Red KeepOccupation: Kings Guard. Tommen's personal body guard.Hobbies/Interests: milk and pussy. Political Views: indifferent Religious Views: closet lord of light servant Motto: meow Likes: Valyrian milk dishes Dislikes: Brown suede shoesFavorite Song: The Rains of Cats-emere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricEmpire94 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Favorite Song: The Rains of Cats-emereSnap backs and Cats too :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Name: Mormont's RavenRelationship Status: CompanionLives in: Castle BlackOccupation: King! King!Hobbies/Interests: Talking, choosing Lord Commanders and eating Wights.Political Views: King!Religious Views: BloodravenMotto: Corn! Corn! Corn!Likes: Corn! King! Snow!Dislikes: No Corn!Favorite Movie: The Birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Name: Mormont's RavenRelationship Status: CompanionLives in: Castle BlackOccupation: King! King!Hobbies/Interests: Talking, choosing Lord Commanders and eating Wights.Political Views: King!Religious Views: BloodravenMotto: Corn! Corn! Corn!Likes: Corn! King! Snow!Dislikes: No Corn!Favorite Movie: The BirdsBest one so far!!Name: Howland ReedAge: mid to late 30s.Relationship Status: WidowedLives In: Howland's Moving Castle/The NeckOccupation: Lord of Greywater Watch/CranninjaHobbies/Interests: Besting the most badass of knights and keeping earth shattering secrets.Political Views: Guardian and bannerman to the NorthReligious Views: Old Gods Motto: No One Ever Suspects The Crannogman!Likes: Crossdressing ladies at tourneys, defending the Starks, greendreams, crannogs, frogspears, being quiet, my children.Dislikes: Peeps hatin' on my liege lord, Ironborn, asshole knights, being seen.About Me: I like the peace and quiet. Word up brosephs, do not fuck with my liege lord(s). I will end you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogLover Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Name: Tyrion Lannister Age: Late twentiesRelationship Status: Married but unloved Lives in: ExiledOccupation: Last position held - slave. Current position – sellsword. Hobbies/Interests: Threatening to rape my sister, raping sex slaves, making sure I always pay my debts. Political Views: Formerly in it all the way for Team Lannister. Recent Targaryen convert.Religious Views: Worship the mighty cathedral of Casterly Rock. Motto: Woe is me.Likes: Prostitutes, wine, kinslayingDislikes: My sister, any form of disrespect or humiliation, hot women who don’t love and desire me, singers.Favorite Song: Out Ta Get Me by Guns N' Roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogLover Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: Daenerys Targaryen Age: SixteenRelationship Status: Twice married, once widowed.Lives in: Previously Meeren (for no real good reason), but now lost. Occupation: Mother of Dragons. Hobbies/Interests: Eating figs, donning bunny ears. Often considers taking up dragon training/taming, but will probably never bother.Political Views: Rightful ruler of the Seven KingdomsReligious Views: I don't worship the gods, men and gods should worship me. Motto: Fire and Blood! Fire and Blood! Likes: Pretending to rule, having sex with seedy men, wreaking havoc.Dislikes: Older and more experienced people trying to offer sound advice. Baratheons. Favorite Song: Baby's on Fire by Die Antwoord.Favorite Movie: Elizabeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: KHAL DROGOAbout Me: My "braid" brushes the ground as I walk. ;)Other: You don't need to know anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Turtle Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: Brynden RiversAge: oldest guy in any bar for sure Relationship Status: married to a tree Lives in: scary cave beyond the Wall Occupation: Greenseer Hobbies/Interests: watching other people, disturbing their dreams, irritating people while warged in a ravenPolitical Views: for Red dragonReligious Views: me other old godsMotto: I'm watching you... Likes: half-sistersDislikes: Blackfyres Favorite Song: Thousand eyes and one Favorite Movie: Birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: Areo HotahAge: 35Relationship Status: Married to my axeLives in: Sunspear or Water Gardens in DorneOccupation: Prince's personal bodyguardHobbies/Interests: Standing, waiting and stroking my wife before going to sleep.Political Views: If you defy Doran Martell, my wife would like to kiss your neckReligious Views: Whatever the Bearded Priests of Norvos sayMotto: Serve, Protect, ObeyLikes: Simplicity and Doran MartellDislikes: Complex vows and anyone who opposes the Prince of DorneFavorite Song: ...Favorite Movie: Robocop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: ColdhandsAge: I died long agoRelationship Status: I like humans, they are chewy.Lives in: Beyond-the-WallOccupation: WightHobbies/Interests: Killing deserters, making crow-sandwhichsPolitical Views: The Old God(s)Religious Views: The Old God(s) and Life after deathMotto: What is dead can still kill.Likes: Elk, ravens and long walks in the snowDislikes: Caves and gloves.Favorite Song: Invaders must die (prodigy)Favorite Movie: Dawn of the DeadAbout Me: Dead meat, dry blood and a faint whiff of rot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: GhostAge: ...Relationship Status: ...Lives in: ...Occupation: ...Hobbies/Interests: ...Political Views: ...Religious Views: ...Motto: ...Likes: ...Dislikes: ...Favourite Song: ...Favourite Movie: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: WALDER FREYFavorite Song: Staying AliveHEH.Posting one liners is getting old.Name: Cersei LannisterAge: 33Relationship Status: Widowed.Lives In: King's LandingOccupation: Queen RegentHobbies/Interests: Stirring the pot.Political Views: MeReligious Views: The Seven. Also me.Motto: Hear ME roar!Likes: Me, my kids, my brother, me, the throne, me, knights with swag, mad scientists, me, wine, and me.Dislikes: My brother Tyrion, Margaery Tyrell, Robert Baratheon, Maggy the Frog, anything and anyone not me.Favorite Song: Favorite Film: Mean GirlsAbout me:I am the Queen. Deal with it. Blond hair and green eyed Lannister babe here! Always leave room for my twin bro! I love my kids especially since they are in line for the throne. I am smart, witty, and better than YOU! :lol: So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: Theon GreyjoyAge: Oh a full-grown MAN, baby !Relationship Status: Always NSALives in: Moving to the Iron Islands real soonOccupation: Being a prince of a guyHobbies/Interests: Battle, bedding lovely ladies, advising RobbPolitical Views: I'll figure that out once I'm king in my own rightReligious Views: Huh ?Motto: Bless her with salt, know what I mean ? ;)Likes: Battle, bedding lovely ladies and thinking about all the swag I'm gonna get when we sack LannisportDislikes: lack of family respect... or even contactFavourite Song: The sound of a wench moaning in my earFavourite Movie: The one I shot of myself, while acting awesomeName: ReekAge: 10 in dog yearsRelationship Status: ObedientLives in: Shit.Occupation: Lowly thing that Ramsay takes his frustrations out on.Hobbies/Interests: Skulking, cowering, finding words that rhyme with "Reek"Political Views: Whatever Ramsay says they are.Religious Views: Please gods, don't let him hurt me anymoreMotto: "You have to know your name."Likes: When it stops hurting, when I get to eatDislikes: flaying, flaying, flaying, flaying and lack of teethFavourite Song: The sounds of my own sobbing being overshadowed by someone else'sFavourite Movie: Whenever Ramsay lets me see one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: BOWEN MARSHAge: Near the end of my lifeRelationship Status: Sharing my seeds to fellow pomegranate enthusiast, LFLives in: Steward's quarters at the WallOccupation: Human abacusHobbies/Interests: Making Jon Snow's job as difficult as possible; wildling genocidePolitical Views: Xenophobe, Homophobe, Strict ConstructivistMotto: For the WatchLikes: Counting dead wildlings, Tywin Lannister, people who hate Jon SnowDislikes: sunshine, puppies, the spirit of human goodnessAlias: A Scum About Me: I'm soon to be turned into a pulp by the giant I was nasty to.Name: PETYR "PISSANT" BAELISHAge: too old for my love interestsRelationship Status: In various "relationships" with women/ girls who don't acknowledge these "relationships."Lives on: Borrowed timeOccupation: SleazebagHobbies/Interests: inappropriate sexual conduct with younger women; stalking; trollingPolitical Views: Out Rands Ayn RandMotto: Whores Rarely SinkLikes: Himself; making stupid jokes; pomegranatesDislikes: People he can't exploit; people who outsmart him Favorite Song: Every Breath you Take (Sting)Favorite Movie: M (Fritz Lang)About Me: Martin can't kill me off soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trident full of Dogs Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: Mormont's RavenRelationship Status: CompanionLives in: Castle BlackOccupation: King! King!Hobbies/Interests: Talking, choosing Lord Commanders and eating Wights.Political Views: King!Religious Views: BloodravenMotto: Corn! Corn! Corn!Likes: Corn! King! Snow!Dislikes: No Corn!Favorite Movie: The BirdsDamn it.This profile got me thinking Mance wargs into that bird.I need opiates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: King Robert Baratheon, the First of my name, ah you know, titles, titles.Age: 30sRelationship Status: Married to Lyanna Stark No, Cersei.Lives In: King's Landing.Occupation: Glorious Rebellion Leader, Warhammer wielder, ruby-encrusted chest smasher, Targaryen House ender, part-time King of the RealmHobbies/Interests: Rebellions, Lyanna, killing, hunting, eating, women, black-haired women and my best friend's sister.Political Views: Death to DragonsReligious Views: WineMotto: It's better to have loved and lost than... no it's not.Likes: Lyanna, women, hunting.Dislikes: Dragons, counting coppers, Cersei, and that little dweeb Joffrey who always hangs around at court.Favourite Song: We are the ChampionsFavourite Movie: The Shawshank Redemption. Duh!About me: I'm a bit nostalgic about the old days but I can still fight with the best of them. The last melee I fought in, my Hand told me not to because no one would even be able to hit me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Name: Roose BoltonAge: Mid-50sRelationship Status: FlexibleLives in: The DreadfortOccupation: Warden of the NorthHobbies/Interests: Healthy living, flaying, back-stabbingPolitical Views: RealismReligious Views: The Old GodsMotto: Peace, Land and Leeches!Likes: Being in the winning side, the colour pink, leeches, healthy food, healthy-looking women who squeal in bed, Fat Walda Dislikes: Living Starks, losingFavourite Song: Ticks and Leeches by ToolFavourite Movie: Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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