King of Winters Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I'd tell Joffrey he's a basterd born of incest and if R+L=J is true, then I'd tell UnCat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of Judah Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I would tell Robb Stark 'Don't marry her bro!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sansa in the North Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 The good selfless thing to do would be to tell Cat that R+L=J, but I fear that I'd change my mind halfway through and run towards Jamie screaming "I love you, I love you, I love you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerchu Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Tell Cat her sons are alive so she stops being moody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fetch me a block Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I would tell Robb Stark 'Don't marry her bro!'For some reason the 'bro' makes this hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherbeef Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 tell Lyanna to sit this one tourney out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGtargaryen Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Tell Mormont not to ride North of the wall and attpemt to strike a deal with mance. Tell Jon who he really is. Tell dany to leave merreen be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of Judah Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 For some reason the 'bro' makes this hilariousSee you have to make it sound personable, like you really care. You can't just say 'Don't marry her!.' He's liable to say screw you I'm doing it anyway, the 'bro' part connects on a personal level and draws him in. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikken Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Will the character believe you? If so, then I'd tell the head pyromancer that he'll get eaten by piranhas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolves Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I would tell Ned to keep him and his daughters' butts at WinterfelI would tell Bran to play in the Godswoods while Ned is off hunting with the KingI would tell Sansa that its dangerous to be naive in a place such as WesterosI would tell Catelyn about R+L=J if trueI would tell Robert Baratheon that Lyanna did love Rhaegar and hope he kills himselfI would tell Jon Snow that I love him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HODOR! HODOR!! Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Assuming he wasn't too drunk and could comprehend what I was saying, I'd tell Robert about Cersei and Jaime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogLover Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Depends on how far back we go in the story. I'd tell Bran not to climbing "that day" and tell Ned not to go to KL. As where the story has let off, I'd tell Sansa and Arya their siblings are still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony of House Stark Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I would go up to Dany, yell "the Targaryens can all blow me, house Stark forever!", and run like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shiera Seastar~ Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 "Ned, Bob had the better claim but you could be a better king." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 Depends on how far back we go in the story.You can go as far as you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I`d go to Jaime and tell him "It`s a trap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiatargaryen Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I'd tell Dany not to bother with Meereen, but no way would she actually listen.I'd tell Robb that he really really doesn't need to go to his uncle's wedding, I'd tell Jon who he is and I'd tell Jaime...actually I think I'd just start crying before I got to tell Jaime anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baelor Swyft Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 If I can get my Quaithe on I'd tell Robb Stark that if he sends Theon Greyjoy to Pyke, the lad will betray him, he will lose the whole of the North, his city will burn, his people will die, and his brothers will be burned alive.You didn't say I had to tell him something perfectly truthful. ;) Hopefully hearing that from me *and* Cat will be enough to convince him to keep Theon close. If he doesn't lose the North, he doesn't lose Roose, he doesn't boink Jeyne, and he gets another chance at the game of thrones.The Ironborn are made short work of with Robb still retaining the forces of Walder and Roose. Odds are he goes to The Wall in Stannis's place, per Jon's request, or perhaps they meet there. Mayhaps this could lead them into some sort of agreement. Stannis at this point was becoming more pragmatic, after Blackwater. I don't think he's ready to give up The North yet, but maybe he's ready to form a temporary alliance in order to smash Casterly Rock and send the Lannisters packing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Imp'in Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 tell Lyanna to sit this one tourney outAmen.I would tell all the remaining starks where to find eachother.I would tell Tyrion "Your the biggest man in this world.I would say anything to Cersi....anything to wipe that smug look off her faceI would ask the sword of the morning who is the greatest fighter in the landI would ask Howland Reed what happened in the tower that night.I would ask the Warlock how he was made a FOOL by a 16 year old girl.I would ask Lord Frey to please die already.I would tell Sansa that now is a good time as any to grow up.I would fist bump Barristan Selmy.I would ask Renly and Stannis why they cant just get along.I would ask Thoros of Myr to light up my Blunt with A FLAMING BLADE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arionis Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I'll go to Dany and explaining to her what person her father really was, and that not eveyone that fought him was horrible like she thinks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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