Dr. Pepper Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Melisandre went to the wrong ruler. Clearly, R'hllor favors Cersei more because she sacrified so many kings in his honor. This is why he gifted her with wildfire just when she needed it most.Cersei for AAR*.AAR: Army of Aborted Rhullors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrunderhill Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Seems like this thread is just a thinly veiled attempt to start a huge debate and war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Butterbumps for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Seems like this thread is just a thinly veiled attempt to start a huge debate and war.Due to Cersei, this debate is likely to be aborted early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbstark Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Due to Cersei, this debate is likely to be aborted early.early ejaculations of words usually lead to early abortions from topics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 early ejaculations of words usually lead to early abortions from topicsMany posters would prefer to pull out from said topics.That was good, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 early ejaculations of words usually lead to early abortions from topicsThe sacred seed is strong with this group. We might survive.Many posters would prefer to pull out from said topics.That was good, right?It was very good. R'hllor is impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbstark Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 to the Walrus: be warned, the pullout method is not recommended by trained, wise, medical, I mean academic, professionalsThe sacred seed is strong with this group. We might survive.Valar Abortis ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire of House Thorpe Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I can see the sacred sperm argument having a lot of traction in Westeros. Didn't Monty Python once say that "every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 They need more of this. you're not fooling anyone. much like Cersei's army of aborted heirs, I wasn't born yesterday either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Valar Abortis !But first, valar ejaculatis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbstark Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 But first, valar ejaculatis.Valar Dohearis Penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 After a long hard day of scheming, Cersei liked to relax with a cup of hippocras and her fetus up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redviper9 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Varys was right: it's always the children -- even the unborn ones -- who suffer when the lords and ladies play their game of thrones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Unfortunately, medicine in Westeros isn't yet advanced enough for them to know about the . The war of the five kings may have never happened if there was a bit of fingernail awareness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbstark Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 After a long hard day of scheming, Cersei liked to relax with a cup of hippocras and her fetus up.I bet it's a habit she picked up from the Casterly Rock when Tywin used to send the kids to bed, and kick back with some hippocras, and his loyal guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimus Stone Posted August 13, 2013 Author Share Posted August 13, 2013 If she had swallowed on night Joff concieved, how different things may have been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisBamfatheon Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 He was the best damn wrestler I ever saw Bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I bet it's a habit she picked up from the Casterly Rock when Tywin used to send the kids to bed, and kick back with some hippocras blood oranges and pomegranates, and his loyal guards.Fixed that for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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