Emo Jon Snow Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 This very well may be the worst book I have ever read, and I read The Omen Machine. 300 pages of dialogue between Richard and a little girl, every once in a while a zombie shows up and Richard hacks him to pieces, then they go back to talking. And they talk about the same 3 things, zombies hate life, Richard loves life, zombies must therefore be destroyed because they hate life and Richard kills everyone who hates life. My favorite plothole is that the world needs balance, regular magic is balanced by occult magic, except in the past there was Additive magic and Subtractive magic balancing each other now, now some new mystery magic is balancing the previously balanced magics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Well, I hope it didn't kill Tormund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Dear Objectivist Nobility of Human Spirit.I barely weeped over censored topic nr. 17 and now I found that Goodkind XXI had been destroyed too.I feel desperate lack of moral celery now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Jon Snow Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I'm legit shook everyone, Kahlan has once again been taken captive. I think she might really get raped this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Nah, she won't. Nobility of human spirit kiss her ass, and she will find a way through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Kahlan? Taken captive??? This is the worst and most surprising thing that could ever have happened! I'm kind of in awe at how lame this book is sounding. The new distinction between "occult magic" and the regular... mundane? kind is particularly special. I hope this is a sign that Tairy is growing to loathe his creations as much as we do and it will all end with a grisly and protracted death for all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagilki Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I do hope there is a sequel to this one where Khalan is kidnapped, Dick loses his powers and finds a new type of magic to save the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I do hope there is a sequel to this one where Khalan is kidnapped, Dick loses his powers and finds a new type of magic to save the day.Why isn't there ever a shake up where Richard is kidnapped and almost raped...oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I do hope there is a sequel to this one where Khalan is kidnapped, Dick loses his powers and finds a new type of magic to save the day. No no, he has to rescue her by coaching a pee wee hockey league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagilki Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 An entire league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowborn Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You guys are going to be happy to know that, today, Wizard's First Rule is 1.99 on Amazon! (When I saw that on the Daily Deals page I thought of this thread :lol:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 An entire league? I use the words good. ITS RICHARD FUCKING RAHL HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS WOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Kahlan? Taken captive??? This is the worst and most surprising thing that could ever have happened!Let's hope Betty the Goat gonna be there to save the day. Why isn't there ever a shake up where Richard is kidnapped and almost raped...oh wait... Because Richard is the Most True Objectivist and he don't know what almost is. Almost is for weak, female subjectivists who don't understand that in reality there can be no contradictions. Things are, or they aren't. There are no almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 An entire league?It was another hockey stick. Just a plain hockey stick. He must have grabbed it from a player when no one was looking. Plain though it may have been, he knew how to use it. All of a sudden a hockey tournament broke out. Richard was like hockey itself unleashed. He was putting away pucks by the dozens. It was madness. The men thought they were facing a major playoff game. Everyone went onto the offensive without even knowing what they were up against. Things just went crazy in an instant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 All of suddenly Stanley Cup broke off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Jon Snow Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Ok I give up there are special dragonglass blades that kill the white walkers unholy half dead who live beyond the frozen north wall. A great Other dead king has been resurrected and seeks to end the world of life in Westeros Dickland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I bet Scarlet shows up with 2 of her kids at the end and torches them all to save the day, then lets Dick stand on her back to give a big speech about death choosers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 First Arc was ripped from Jordan, Second from Martin, books 22-36 would probably be Malazan-Like, and the book nr. 37 gonna be "Nobility of Human Spirit that cames before". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Also, there will have to be a "The Sword of Truth Itself" arc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 "Gardens of the Truth""Deathchoosers Gates" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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