Metopheles Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 clip clop Stannis eating strawberry ice cream, even if he wanted mocha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Basketcase Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I dont love it. It dont love me. Joffrey, Renly, Robb Stark, they're all thieves. They'll give me my mocha or I'll destroy them. Stannis & Renly at Robert's deathbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Renly: Let's unplug him togetherStannis: Alright. haring 7 with two is difficult thoughRenly: It will be fine. We will say though that it was a natural death, no murderStannis: I swear it.S&R: PYCELLE, PYCELLE!!!!! HE WANTS TO KILL ROBERT!!!!! Melisandre getting a tomato sauce stain on her dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Red is so not my colour. It reminds me of Galore or whatever his name is. I feel that my dress has been defiled, and would take it off except that that's dirty too.Tywin and his family on one of those trash TV programmes where idiots air their dirty laundry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Cersei: So, I slept with my brother[audience laughs][Tywin puts paper down, to reveal face]Tywin: [pause] I don't get it.Cersei: I told you I slept with my brotherTywin: Tyrion?Cersei: Gods no![audience laughs] Murder, she wrote, starring Catelyn Tully with Jon Snow as her partner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 You finally know something Jon Snow Thoros and Mel red priest meeting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 wasssvpppppppp!!!!!WASSSSSUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!WASSSSOUOUOUAAPPPP!!!! Mountain job interview Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I'm skilled at interpersonal relationships, disciplined, good at solving dire situations, enjoy working in groups as much as working by my own.I look forward to work in your reputed company, sir. Gregor getting his little pinkie stepped on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I beg pardon good ser, but it comes to me that my outer meat covered bone structure was in your way. I beg for thy forgiveness, good ser! Jon 10 minutes before having to go to his monthly haircut by Catelyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stateofdissipation Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Mom.... Viserys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Definitely singing this song while prancing through a Free City. Arianne in her tower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 My highest ambition was always to be a humble but honest kitchen maid.Cat, Robb, Roose, the Frey family, and several cute singing animals, in the Disney version of the Red Wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stateofdissipation Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 CatNo one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertainingRobbTry the grey stuff It's deliciousRooseDon't believe me? Ask the dishesThe Frey familyYou're alone And you're scared But the banquet's all preparedFurry animalJamiie Lannister sends his regardsFurry animalDoes "I am sorry" make it better?Furry animalHe is my son.Furry animalI swear I'll kill him Loras Tyrell and Wyman Manderly in the bathtub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 There's space for one more. Call your friend, the Frey boy!! Ygritte, Irri and Jhiqui discussing the proper way to skin a rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I: You use a clam shell, after softening the rabbit with seawater. It is known.J: You use a highly technologically advanced laser. Well, you do if you are Dothraki; admittedly, other cultures are not yet capable of this feat.Y: I never skin rabbits. It's vulgar. Tyrion and Cersei as superheroes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Cersi "Lets go save all the Starks!" All the greyjoys at Christmas lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Balon- Vic kill EuronVic-ok (he then stab Euron) White walker meeting flayman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'll skin you. Yezzan learning that he is played by a slim guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 How lucky I still smell like piss. Jon meeting Lady Stoneheart in a Frey Wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 HAHA Everyone hates you! :PThe Freys cut you.......and so did the Bennioffsens. And the Weissens.Nobody likes you :P :Pnananananana Jon motivational talk to himself in the mirror in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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