LordStoneheart Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Our intro to Daario: Blue hair, obviously dyed. No one has naturally blue hairTyroshiEyes that are “almost purple” because of the blue hair Our intro to Young Griff Blue hair, dyed in the Tyroshi tradition in honor of his dead mother. Or is she??Tyrion notes that his purple eyes "seem blue" when mixed with the hair. A perfect parallel. But why is Daario away from her child and sleeping with a young girl in Slaver’s Bay? Simple. It’s been her agenda this whole time, for she’s been working with Illyrio and Varys. How is she sleeping with Dany? Well, we already know that glamour’s exists in this world. She probably disguised herself as a man to gain Dany’s trust in order to press her son’s claim when Dany moves to Westeros. It’s also possible that Dany is subconsciously aware that Daario is a woman since when he leaves her she turns to Irri for comfort. Coincidence? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Wolf Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 LOL. This is the greatest thread ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reek Havoc Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 ....................... :shocked: ............... :read: ......................... :idea: ............... :lmao: By the way, you deserve this: :spank: It's going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Isn't their sex at one point said to be "every way a man can use a woman"? I am not quoting verbatim. BUT...this could be GRRM's attempt at lesbian power; a woman or female-bodied person is equally capable of taking a woman all the ways a man can.Theory of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 This is plausible. The only real opposition people might have is the discrepancy with genitalia. Though that's extremely easy to explain. Daario is the one who took Varys' cock. ETA: Good troll. It's worthy of my laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon rhaegar stark Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 i thought danny was straight but this may put stop to the discussions why she didnt take Jorah as her lover because she is become interested in girls... :bowdown: to u Lord Stoneheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reek Havoc Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 i thought danny was straight but this may put stop to the discussions why she didnt take Jorah as her lover because she is become interested in girls... :bowdown: to u Lord Stoneheart She's at least bi. Just ask her handmaids ETA: "Hand" maids, indeed. :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 i thought danny was straight but this may put stop to the discussions why she didnt take Jorah as her lover because she is become interested in girls... :bowdown: to u Lord StoneheartDany:can't say no to Drogo; perhaps has Stockholm syndrome or dissociated to the point of having an alter enjoy it for her.rejects Jorah, but is aroused by the reminder of her sexuality, after which she:has sex with Irri.then she's with Daario, the lady friend, and her only other sexual experience is with Hizdahr, a political marriage which she isn't into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willofDorne Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 He obviously controls his glamour by thumbing his swords. If he thumbs the girl, he becomes a man, but somewhere he has a man statue he can thumb to become a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon rhaegar stark Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 She's at least bi. Just ask her handmaids ETA: "Hand" maids, indeed. :leer: :lmao: anyway i thought it was one time like cersei ... Dany:can't say no to Drogo; perhaps has Stockholm syndrome or dissociated to the point of having an alter enjoy it for her.rejects Jorah, but is aroused by the reminder of her sexuality, after which she:has sex with Irri.then she's with Daario, the lady friend, and her only other sexual experience is with Hizdahr, a political marriage which she isn't into.yeah correctly put in order so if you took away Drogo she had Irri and Daario and married Hizdar only for poltical reasons ..so it seems she started to like girls after Drogo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted July 13, 2014 Author Share Posted July 13, 2014 He obviously controls his glamour by thumbing his swords. If he thumbs the girl, he becomes a man, but somewhere he has a man statue he can thumb to become a girl. I knew there was a purpose for the lady daggers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin Smokin a Blunt Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 George RR Martin you beautiful bastard, you snuck a modern day Madam Butterfly in right under our noses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willofDorne Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 George RR Martin you beautiful bastard, you snuck a modern day Madam Butterfly in right under our noses. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Oh, no, you didn't! :lol: :lmao: I'll add to this theory that Daario keeps his beard in three prongs, which symbolize the three headed dragons on the Targaeryen sigil. Because s/he fully supports her/his son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Not bad LSH. I miss your old avi by the way :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Wylla Manderly Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 The sad thing is, I've seen stranger ASOIAF theories being delivered with absolute conviction. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted July 13, 2014 Author Share Posted July 13, 2014 Not bad LSH. I miss your old avi by the way :-(Thanks! And don't worry, Giddy Rhaegar is not retired, just on a break... Though his ancestors the Giddy Targaryen Kings might be a thing one day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Chain Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 After chugging 3 bottles of Blue Moon beer, having an intense fight with my wife, crying, and hours of research, I learned that Daario has 6 letters. Want to know what else has 6 letters. YGNDML= Young Griffs Not Dead Mother Lol. Coincidence? Perhaps. NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mezmerised Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 "But why is Daario away from her child and sleeping with a young girl in Slaver’s Bay? Simple." I knew a line like that was coming but I still had to LOL when I read it. :) Perfectly encapsulates this forum and it's more 'out there' theories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnViserion Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Our intro to Daario: Blue hair, obviously dyed. No one has naturally blue hair Tyroshi Eyes that are “almost purple” because of the blue hair Our intro to Young Griff Blue hair, dyed in the Tyroshi tradition in honor of his dead mother. Or is she?? Tyrion notes that his purple eyes "seem blue" when mixed with the hair. A perfect parallel. But why is Daario away from her child and sleeping with a young girl in Slaver’s Bay? Simple. It’s been her agenda this whole time, for she’s been working with Illyrio and Varys. How is she sleeping with Dany? Well, we already know that glamour’s exists in this world. She probably disguised herself as a man to gain Dany’s trust in order to press her son’s claim when Dany moves to Westeros. It’s also possible that Dany is subconsciously aware that Daario is a woman since when he leaves her she turns to Irri for comfort. Coincidence? I think not. You've gone over the deep end, good ser :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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