Fanless Mace Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Time for a few larfs...What lines in ASOIAF made you laugh when you read them? What are the funniest sections? Is there intentional humor written into the series, and where have you spotted it? In other words...what parts of the series made you laugh so hard you had Myrrish Wine coming out of your nose as you peed in your pantaloons?Hodor away! And may Tormund's Member be with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Jon: "Tormund"Tormund: "Yeah?"Jon: "Those wards, they're female."Tormund: *Squints* "Aye that might be, me eyesight isn't what it used to be. But a man loves his daughters as much as he loves his sons."Jon: "Even so, that's not what we agreed."Tormund: "Oh alright you black-hearted crow bastard, I'll check." *Clears throat* "Oi, lads, me and Lord Crow here have a bet to see which one of you has the bigger member, pull 'em out and we'll have a look."*Some immature response*Tormund: "OH! You're right Lord Crow, not a cock between the two of them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 while I not a big fan of RenlyRenly mocking Joffrey getting disarm by a girlis always funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Tyrion confessing his crimes to Lysa :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dya of Oldstones Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The Hound in AGOT saying the Starks use their direwolves as wet nurses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaenys' kitten Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Everything Dolorous Edd says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Bugger me with a bloody spear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Tyrion confessing his crimes to Lysa :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryya Stark Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Here are a few from ADwD. ADwD: Reread this today for another thread, Jaime walks in on Jonos Bracken who is busy with Hildy: "You took me unawares, my lord. I was not told of your coming." "And I seem to have prevented yours." Jaime smiled at the woman on the bed. :lmao: ADwD: Victarion capturing the slaver ship: The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence. :lol: ADwD: Penny and Tyrion: "What's wrong with the half helm?" "It's open-faced." Tyrion pinched her nose. "I am fond of looking at your nose. I would rather that you kept it." Her eyes got big. "You like my nose?" Oh, Seven save me. :lol: ADwD:Penny and Tyrion: "If we were free," said Penny, "we could find the queen. Or go search for her, at least." You on your dog and me on my sow, chasing a dragon across the Dothraki sea. Tyrion scratched his scar to keep from laughing. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Tyrion confessing his crimes to Lysa :):lmao:And Tyrion's and Jon's talk about grumpkins and snarks with Tyrion getting knocked over by Ghost and falling into the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoamingRonin Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 She imagined how sweet it would be to slam an elbow into Septa Scolera's face and send her careening down the spiral steps. If the gods were good, the wrinkled old cunt might crash into Septa Unella and take her down with her."It is good to see you smiling again," Scolera said. "His High Holiness said I might have visitors?":lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainGhost Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The image of 3 year-old Rickon brandishing a rusty sword in the Winterfell crypts whilst Shaggydog savages anyone who comes near (just before Robb leaves). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 "Only Cat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryya Stark Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 "Only Cat" You found this funny? :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You found this funny? :shocked: After the fourth read yes. It's perfection. Black humour at its finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The image of 3 year-old Rickon brandishing a rusty sword in the Winterfell crypts whilst Shaggydog savages anyone who comes near (just before Robb leaves).He actually attacked Robb with the sword, which makes it even funnierI also got a big chuckle in aCoK when Ramsay was all intense talking to Theon and Theon was thinking like, "His lips look like two worms fucking"Also, the Kingsmoot, all of it, from the crazy Farwynd with eyes that change color (wtf), to the guy who bores everyone with a long ass speech, to Asha telling Erik to get up and the poor guy just trying until he gives up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryya Stark Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 After the fourth read yes. It's perfection. Black humour at its finest. Hmmm...okay...I seriously think we all need mass therapy after we are done with these books lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckfield Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "Please don't cut my hair, Ned loves my hair..."Did I take it too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visenya Stark Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Everything Dolorous Edd says. "HAR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralKyrd Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Stannis looked at [Asha] as he might look at a dog who presumed to hump against his leg. “You earned those irons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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