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Winds of Winter delayed another two years.

The "April Fools" part is that GRRM said nothing about it on Not A Blog.

The "delayed another 2 years part" could conceivably have been accurate, had we ever been given a publication date to be "delayed" (which we have not).

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April Fools. For sure.

Maybe he’ll REALLY subvert expectations and release another spoiler chapter? That would be the best joke ever. (Come on, George. You know you wanna.)

He should release a Hodor POV chapter.

Here is an excerpt:

"Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor! Hodor, Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor, HODOR!

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor! Hodor, Hodor Hodor. Hodor. "Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor." Hodor.

Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor"

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He should release a Hodor POV chapter.

Here is an excerpt:

"Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor! Hodor, Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor, HODOR!

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor! Hodor, Hodor Hodor. Hodor. "Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor." Hodor.

Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor"

HAHAHAHA nice!

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I'd be more impressed with this if it said something about Dany's united khalasars sacking Volantis.

“Hodor hodor hodor. The Dragon Queen had socked Volantis with a hundred thousand Dothraki screamers. Hodor, hodor."

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