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Daario is Young Griff's Mother

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Our intro to Daario:



Blue hair, obviously dyed. No one has naturally blue hair


Tyroshi


Eyes that are “almost purple” because of the blue hair



Our intro to Young Griff



Blue hair, dyed in the Tyroshi tradition in honor of his dead mother. Or is she??


Tyrion notes that his purple eyes "seem blue" when mixed with the hair.



A perfect parallel.



But why is Daario away from her child and sleeping with a young girl in Slaver’s Bay? Simple. It’s been her agenda this whole time, for she’s been working with Illyrio and Varys. How is she sleeping with Dany? Well, we already know that glamour’s exists in this world. She probably disguised herself as a man to gain Dany’s trust in order to press her son’s claim when Dany moves to Westeros. It’s also possible that Dany is subconsciously aware that Daario is a woman since when he leaves her she turns to Irri for comfort. Coincidence? I think not.


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....................... :shocked:





............... :read:




......................... :idea:




............... :lmao:




By the way, you deserve this: :spank:


It's going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me. LOL

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Isn't their sex at one point said to be "every way a man can use a woman"? I am not quoting verbatim. BUT...this could be GRRM's attempt at lesbian power; a woman or female-bodied person is equally capable of taking a woman all the ways a man can.

Theory of the year!

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This is plausible. The only real opposition people might have is the discrepancy with genitalia. Though that's extremely easy to explain. Daario is the one who took Varys' cock.



ETA: Good troll. It's worthy of my laugh.


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i thought danny was straight



but this may put stop to the discussions why she didnt take Jorah as her lover because she is become interested in girls... :bowdown: to u Lord Stoneheart


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i thought danny was straight

but this may put stop to the discussions why she didnt take Jorah as her lover because she is become interested in girls... :bowdown: to u Lord Stoneheart

She's at least bi. Just ask her handmaids

ETA: "Hand" maids, indeed. :leer:

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i thought danny was straight

but this may put stop to the discussions why she didnt take Jorah as her lover because she is become interested in girls... :bowdown: to u Lord Stoneheart

Dany:

can't say no to Drogo; perhaps has Stockholm syndrome or dissociated to the point of having an alter enjoy it for her.

rejects Jorah, but is aroused by the reminder of her sexuality, after which she:

has sex with Irri.

then she's with Daario, the lady friend, and her only other sexual experience is with Hizdahr, a political marriage which she isn't into.

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He obviously controls his glamour by thumbing his swords. If he thumbs the girl, he becomes a man, but somewhere he has a man statue he can thumb to become a girl.


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She's at least bi. Just ask her handmaids

ETA: "Hand" maids, indeed. :leer:

:lmao: anyway i thought it was one time like cersei ...

Dany:

can't say no to Drogo; perhaps has Stockholm syndrome or dissociated to the point of having an alter enjoy it for her.

rejects Jorah, but is aroused by the reminder of her sexuality, after which she:

has sex with Irri.

then she's with Daario, the lady friend, and her only other sexual experience is with Hizdahr, a political marriage which she isn't into.

yeah correctly put in order so if you took away Drogo she had Irri and Daario and married Hizdar only for poltical reasons ..so it seems she started to like girls after Drogo

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He obviously controls his glamour by thumbing his swords. If he thumbs the girl, he becomes a man, but somewhere he has a man statue he can thumb to become a girl.

I knew there was a purpose for the lady daggers!

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George RR Martin you beautiful bastard, you snuck a modern day Madam Butterfly in right under our noses.

:cheers:

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Oh, no, you didn't! :lol: :lmao:

I'll add to this theory that Daario keeps his beard in three prongs, which symbolize the three headed dragons on the Targaeryen sigil. Because s/he fully supports her/his son.

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Not bad LSH. I miss your old avi by the way :-(

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The sad thing is, I've seen stranger ASOIAF theories being delivered with absolute conviction. :lmao:


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Not bad LSH. I miss your old avi by the way :-(

Thanks! And don't worry, Giddy Rhaegar is not retired, just on a break... Though his ancestors the Giddy Targaryen Kings might be a thing one day...

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After chugging 3 bottles of Blue Moon beer, having an intense fight with my wife, crying, and hours of research, I learned that Daario has 6 letters. Want to know what else has 6 letters. YGNDML= Young Griffs Not Dead Mother Lol. Coincidence? Perhaps. NOT


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"But why is Daario away from her child and sleeping with a young girl in Slaver’s Bay? Simple."





I knew a line like that was coming but I still had to LOL when I read it. :)



Perfectly encapsulates this forum and it's more 'out there' theories.


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Our intro to Daario:

Blue hair, obviously dyed. No one has naturally blue hair

Tyroshi

Eyes that are “almost purple” because of the blue hair

Our intro to Young Griff

Blue hair, dyed in the Tyroshi tradition in honor of his dead mother. Or is she??

Tyrion notes that his purple eyes "seem blue" when mixed with the hair.

A perfect parallel.

But why is Daario away from her child and sleeping with a young girl in Slaver’s Bay? Simple. It’s been her agenda this whole time, for she’s been working with Illyrio and Varys. How is she sleeping with Dany? Well, we already know that glamour’s exists in this world. She probably disguised herself as a man to gain Dany’s trust in order to press her son’s claim when Dany moves to Westeros. It’s also possible that Dany is subconsciously aware that Daario is a woman since when he leaves her she turns to Irri for comfort. Coincidence? I think not.

You've gone over the deep end, good ser :lmao:

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