Count Balerion Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Cuz they're arty and like fancy-schmancy colours. Does the Night's Watch have a 1-800 number, and is it as annoying as all the others and does a canned message say "A Night's Watch representative is working hard to take your call. We appreciate your patience while he hang out at Mole T... I mean, defend the realm"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 There is no phone. You will die. Has anyone else began to lose all interest in the prospect of reading TWOW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I thought The World Of Warcraft was a MMO... Why can't we have nice Kings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 Because Westeros' nobility are morally bankrupt. Awww, that was helpful. What would be the outcome if Dunk had not attended the Tourney at Ashford? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Ah, the what ifs of history .... Why can't I alter the past? It's not fair! Everyone else gets to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastards Giant Friend Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I passed a fair when I was on the scenicruiser to Baton Rouge. An insult to decency and good taste, that was an outrageous scene. Where are the best hot dogs sold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Ghis? Does dragon taste like chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 31, 2017 Author Share Posted March 31, 2017 I think that was the war cry of those that stormed the Dragon Pit during the Dance of the Dragons. How was the Dragon Pit used after Aegon III's reign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Do you know how ridiculously difficult it is to get the necessary permits remodel a historical landmark for modern use in King's Landing? The building codes to protect the historical skyline seem like they were written by Stannis. Where are the female Others at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Somewhere north.. Why didn't Westeros go through an Industrial Revolution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastards Giant Friend Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I knew an industrious fellow who insisted that everything revolve around him. Lady Fortuna divined that I had to suffer the dunce for a few weeks, before I was able to secure a better situation. How many roads must a man walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I walk a lonely road the only one I have ever known... Why aren't there more roads in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastards Giant Friend Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Scenicruisers take roads, I once took a scenicruiser to Baton Rouge. A land filled with people more vial and obscene I doubt there is. why do they call it Dorne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 why do they call it anything at all? is lady stoneheart coming to tv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 They don't have TVs in Westeros. How did Bloodraven end up in that cave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Rode or walked while wearing wool and furs, would be my guess. Where do all the witty people on the forum eventually go? because so many have dropped out... Is there a new, cooler place to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Wherever witty people go. Why do some people believe that Howland Reed is the High Sparrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 In the immortal words of Agent Kay: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." What other words of wisdom can be gleaned from Men in Black and applied to ASOIAF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastards Giant Friend Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 A man in black once sang at a prison. I wasn't there, though. It wasn't in New Orleans. They should sent felons to Baton Rouge via scenicruiser as their punishment. What would you consider cruel and unusual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Watching the Twilight movies. Which Hogwarts house would you be sorted into? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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