coldplums8 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Today I learned women talk almost incessantly about being raped in an imaginary world.lol...and about being highly attractive and desirable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword in the Morning Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Today I learned women talk almost incessantly about being raped in an imaginary world.lol...and about being highly attractive and desirable.Whatever guys. If I was in Westeros, I'd need to hide somewhere or else the women would ALL BE TRYING TO SCREW ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colossus the unstoppable Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 I would find tyrion. He may be the only one that could understand some modern ideas. Also, he is usually fair with people he employs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lothar Imbel Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Try to get to the Summer Isles, because it's A = Warm and everyone there is a massive slut or manslut for some poorly defined cultural reason. Failing that, I reckon I could forge myself an existence as a Patchface-alike telling stories of the bizzare world I've come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Sweets Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Contract a disease deadly to our modern-day, squeaky clean immune systems and die.Simply breathing the empty-field-air would likely kill you up p. good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoistMusketeer Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 If one were a peasant or a hedge knight or even a lesser lord,What area would be the worst to live in?sound off below!My thoughts:Essos -Slavers bay - you could get your junk cut off and turned into a soldier, or be a slave, or be killed in one of their regular conflicts.Dothraki sea - Unless you can skillfully mount a horse and fight youll be going to the night lands pretty quickly.Westeros - Beyond the wall - wights and white walkers, shadow cats, wildlings.The Riverlands - Everytime the nobles have a conflict, step 1 is to set the Riverlands on fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris999 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Dorne. Too hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Harrenhal-the survival rate is low with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Lannister Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Iron Islands. Their culture is terrifying, their overlords are abysmally stupid ("Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is maddest of them all"), and hell-bent on making the rest of the world hate the Iron Islanders with their constant rebellions and uprisings... Oh, and I could do without being drowned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogginsTheDog Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 I think pretty much anywhere unless you're nobility (except maybe north of the wall). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroucia Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 The worst for me: the wall or beyond the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoistMusketeer Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Iron Islands.Their culture is terrifying, their overlords are abysmally stupid ("Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is maddest of them all"), and hell-bent on making the rest of the world hate the Iron Islanders with their constant rebellions and uprisings... Oh, and I could do without being drowned.But what is dead may never die!! lolI completely agree, life on the Iron islands seems brutal.The whole "We do not sow" think really should be "We cannot sow" because that miserable place can barely even sustain life without reaving.I think pretty much anywhere unless you're nobility (except maybe north of the wall).The free cities don't seem so bad, Braavos, Volantis, Pentos, Lys. People like Illyrio can go from nothing to massive fortunes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balintos Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 I think in Westeros the only known alcoholic beverages are wine and beer. So I would travel to Dorne or Highgarden and make and sell liquors. I'd like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bride of Winter Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Pull an Arya and cut my hair to try and make it to the Wall, and beg Jon to take me as his steward (also reveal myself as a girl at some point) This of course hitches on me not spontaneously dying at any point along the road, which is pretty damn likely.if it were GoT era Westeros, I'd seduce Robb and let his ridiculously high standards of honor do the rest. Lady of Winterfell, anyone? :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Die. Feudal societies are all about family/connections. I'd have none. I might survive for a while, but I don't really have any skills that translate all that well. I'm an academic in areas which don't appy, I'm an athlete in sports they don't play, I'm a performer in arts they don't have (at least not in a way I could perform) and I've worked a few other jobs of which only managing a bar and massage might be of any use whatsoever. I suppose I could always whore myself, but I don't think it works back then the way it works now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N. Baratheon Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 If it were roughly at the beginning of the series: I become a mad prophet, predicting everything that will happen, and declare George R. R. Martin the one true god.If at the end of a Dance with Dragons: I find Howland Reed, who then uses his super badass powers to save the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon of Valyria Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I would invent pizza and become a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 After reflecting upon recent activity, I would like to change my answer. If I were dropped back into Westeros, I would immediately begin an endless series of correspondence with strangers about Arys Arryn, Jonquil, etc. and any and all details as pertains to same. And that would pretty much take up my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Raven Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Iron Islands.Their culture is terrifyingVikings but without the charm.Worst place: Gregor Clegane's castle, what a horror show. I'd rather camp out at Harrenhal...where it's big enough that I could hide from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rittmeister Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 depending on what time in the books I get dumped into Westeros, and having knowledge of events up to book 5, I would probably first get some local clothes and sword and dagger, then join up with Robbs host, try to convince him that I have some magical knowledge of future events, and warn him not to go to the red wedding - or in turn slaughter the Freys party there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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