Mya Stone

Almost 3 years later and still no dinner. Why must you tease me so?

Check you out in my profile!

Clear your inbox, bitch! (And nice to see you. )

Dude...a Prince quote in your profile? I approve.

Hey honey! I hope you're doing well!!!

Holy crap. Did you go on a reputation rampage last night? Look at you, passing as Mostly Good. They don't know the truth, do they?

I forgot that you're older than me!

I have to admit when I first read your comment, I thought "Uh no, we never met." Hope you're doing well!

I just wanted to break up the sausage fest in here.

I lost a bet with grozeng! It's a Tom Brady thing, but now I can't stop picturing you as the aforementioned Brady.

I'm going to be nice right now - your wedding looked amazing - I'm sorry we couldn't make it. I'm really happy for you. (And high five on the bride - she's hot!)

Jacen, tell G I demand to see you more than 5 minutes a day. Unless you're in jail, and your only allowed 5 minutes of net usage daily.

Jack is too cute. Can you believe something that small can change your life so much?

Make that LAWFUL good.

I've got some work cut out for me.

Miss you around here, Cammy.

Staunch defender of the authenticity of Salma Hayek's breasts.

that you D?

What year is that one? We're having another baby in oh, 5 weeks from today. Know any good au pairs you could bring over from Down Under?

Yeah, people only pretend to like me. If they really did, they'd leave me comments.

You sneaky MFer. Freakin' Aussies.