Spockydog

Holy shit.

Yeah, I thought that was going to be a story about Gareth's Southgate's weird as fuck recent fixation on Benjamin White. Actually, not so weird when you look at his current defensive options and realise the twat is perhaps looking for a scapegoat. Look, Gareth, everybody knows that this is bad management on your part. You allowed your assistant manager to mock White in front of the rest of the squad, just because he isn't totally obsessed with his fucking job like Kyle Walker. So Ben White then said, you know what, I don't need this shit, and went home. That's what happened. Literally Everybody in Football knows that's what happened, so stop making yourself look like a tit over this Steve Holland character, who, frankly, sounds like he could have an argument in an empty room. And this, Gareth, is why you're going into the Euros with the likes of Slabhead and Lewis fucking Dunk, all because you've allowed your mate to alienate one of the best, most versatile defenders in the country. Twat.

The explanation made no sense at all.

Wut? Hit me up with them book spoilers.

Considering the amount of time they spent on Will's ever so lingery lingering, it was a disappointment that

Dude needs to calm down.

Just heard that my nephew has became the youngest ever artist to have an official collaboration with Hermes. I don't know any more than this, just received a very excited text from my sister in Geneva.

Brian May? What are you arguing? That frizzy-headed bellend proponents of shit guitar music can be brainy too? Anyway, https://www.businessinsider.com/50-sexy-scientists-2013-2#1-bobak-ferdowsi-49 The world's sexiest scientist is a dude! Apparently.

The Kate video is a deepfake, apparently. The (so-called) evidence: 1. She looks more or less exactly the same as a promotional video released in 2016. Same hair. Same stripey jumper. (I'll admit, this does seems a little bit weird. I mean she looks the same, wearing the same jumper as she did eight years ago. Maybe she just really likes that jumper). 2. Why is she completely alone in the film? Surely the palace would want to show Kate in the bosom of her family at such a time of crisis. Compare and contrast with all her previous, family-heavy video releases. (Again, seems a bit weird. I feel like they should at least have released some b-roll of her walking down some leafy pathway with her kids or something). 3. A ring on her left hand that supposedly disappears and reappears. (None of the evidence for this is all that compelling). 4. Some dodgy pixelation, proving it's a deepfake, or some shit. (Really, who the hell knows). I'm not passing judgement either way. In this timeline, anything is possible.

They dared to change the colour of the Cross of St. George.

Right wing bigoted bellends, are you not entertained?

Fasting during Ramadan just means they can't eat when the sun is in the sky. They're not exactly starving themselves.

I feel sorry for the fans of whichever club Southgate lands at next. I really, really hope it's United.

Yeah, who's the smartass now, you oily-assed sea bird.

"Nobody understands the economy." - Ben Cafferty

Yeah, and you realise that we do not live in a world devoid of free will, right? And seeing as we're all being smartasses right now, Boeing isn't a fucking airline.

Actually, it's eleven. In March alone. https://qz.com/united-airlines-safety-incidents-faa-1851348497 United are having all kinds of issues, it would seem. And not just with their Boeing stock.

There have been eight recent safety incidents, in two weeks, on United Airlines Boeing flights. But, yeah, lol at anyone resolving not to travel on these aircraft.

I don't get the smartassery on display here. Why are people acting as if a trip on a Boeing aircraft is some kind of cosmic inevitably that it would be foolhardy to even begin to attempt to avoid? Anyway in answer to your questions, 1) yes, and 2) last minute equipment changes are extremely rare*. *source: 25 years of experience working in the corporate travel industry.

Sure. You can choose to ignore reports of a company deliberately putting their customers' lives at risk in order to save money, or not. Never flying Boeing, just like I am never buying a Tesla death trap.

Clear fucking trolling. Anyway, https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2023/01/22/jsic-j22.html

I am never setting foot on a Boeing plane ever again.

If anyone thinks Wes Streeting and Keir fucking Starmer are suddenly going to come along and halt the systematic privatization of the NHS, I have a bridge you might be interested in.

My new ginger Ray-Bans turned up today. Lovely stuff.