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Secretary of Eumenes

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  1. You're like a fucking hero and shit man. And I gotta say I've heard similar sentiment, and played on it, at work. People like being the good guy. People like treating Russia as an enemy (WHICH IT IS). I shut motherfuckers down with their "I did that!" shit at work over the summer. Throwing the patriotism/freedom card back in their smug coup-deferring faces was so fucking satisfying that I imagine that's what men walk around feeling like 24/7.
  2. I agree with this. I don't think US should intervene over Belarus except more aid. Nukes is a world security issue. Stances must be maintained for like the literal survival of the planet. There is no wiggle room there. Belarus isn't that.
  3. Yo I'm not trying to come down hard on someone whose heart seems to be kindly inclined, but what is this quibbling but an opportunity to record your superior moral hair-splitting capabilities? I try to use frank speech when discussing events measured per tragedy, even when I'm being sarcastic. I'm frankly sarcastic. And I don't really have the emotional patience to take moral stances I don't have to live up to when discussing the survivability of others who have been wronged.
  4. Yeah it's bizarre. None of the touchdowns have been showing up the last few weeks. (The quality is blurry for real tho)
  5. I mean I was being sarcastic by saying Ukraine plundering Belarus would be virtuous... But I absolutely believe courage to defend oneself and others who are attacked is a virtue. I mean that's on-its-face obvious.
  6. They should say "bring it motherfuckers". This Belarus business reminds of Romania's half-million bayonets wandering off to doom in 1916. If the satellite of Russia is compelled to attack Ukraine, they'll be crushed and then Ukrainian heroes will loot the little despotate of anything worth taking. The virtuous cycle of war.
  7. He's gonna spend the rest of his life as a guest of various rich lunatics. Podcasting out of basements in a race to monetize his videos before the IRS locks down his most recent site/thread.
  8. Doesn't make sense to me to wish for the seventy year old cancer riddled dictator dead (unless we execute him ourselves, but that's a whole different thing). All of the energy he has left probably goes entirely towards maintaining his web of loyalists to keep him in power. No time for duct taping his military back together or finding plausible manpower solutions or even negotiating himself one of those OffRamps y'all were all ejaculating over six months ago. That is good for Ukraine. Better for America. Best for Russia. The status quo is, all things considered, approaching ideal. Even this long rumored economic iceberg that we should be striking has upsides. Won't impact security situation, could allow for more radical/reactionary approaches to domestic crises.
  9. Democrats should use Musk's cozying with Putin to try and swipe the Patriot Card away from Trumpublicans. You don't have to use it as an ugly bludgeon like they do, turn xenophobic with it, but you will have to embrace the idea of some broader America that includes the likes of Florida and Texas among the Good States. For this reason they will not.
  10. Oh you a Fancy Boy. Doing Fancy Boy things with your intake. It's a drink. Fucking drink.
  11. I would like to raise my (fucking normal) glass to @Tywin et al. and his hood ass drinking habits at fancy eateries*. *Moms spaghetti, but while 'Springer is on???
  12. Journalism is a relic that's ready for the grave anyway. Who needs reporting when reality is subjective?
  13. Fuck the Saudis, if we're abandoning our pretenses I want an American-Persian alliance. Give Iraq and Afghanistan into the custody of the new King of Kings (crowned by Nancy Pelosi), call it a salvaged century. That or complete backing of the Turks. They can have Syria, Iraq, and Egypt. Libya and Tunisia too. Full reinstatement of all non-european claims from the empire of the Romans as benefit of American friendship. (Since we're pre-setting our HoI4 national focuses, I thought I'd share mine)
  14. Perhaps we could all agree to some degree that Mr. Standardson is a very productive, very likeable, character whose imagination outstrips his vision.
  15. Good to know you're anti-"gonna fix the whole country". I find your lack of infantile wishery disturbing. I bet you don't even WANT orange Daddy to be the Daddiest again, do you!?! HE'S SO STRONG WHY DON'T YOU WAANNNAAAA BEEEE BE BE BE STROOOOOONG LIIIIIKE D-D-D-AAAAADDDDDDDDY?????? ('suposed to be like a baby)
  16. The garbage disposal they use to write the script hasn't been meeting its deadlines. I heard they're in talks with a dumpster fire to Script Doctor it up, but one of the producers is partial to giving that job to a basket full of epileptic spiders so... stay tuned
  17. Certainly I struggle to imagine the Sisterhood allowing sisters to be told of their relation, it would threaten a relation that might supercede the relation to (ironically) the Sisterhood. Though off that you could do something with the two discovering their shared parentage on their own, having conflicted loyalties... but to what point and purpose? It seems like a convoluted conception for a space machine war program
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