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  1. LindsayLohan

    Casterly Rock

    Dragonstone is impossible to starve out. There would be shortages of grains, fruits, and vegetables, but there is no way to prevent the catching and consumption of fish.
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    Casterly Rock

    I still find it hard to believe that Dragonstone was taken by storm, especially with a 300-man garrison.
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    Why did Benjen take the black?

    Regarding Ned's words to Bran, it was Ned's plan to re-populate the New Gift with Northmen. The idea was they would help support the Watch, yet have fealty to Winterfell. We don't know if Ned's plan came from Rickard, or if Benjen and Ned discussed it (ever). Perhaps Ned was waiting for Benjen to become LC of the Watch before beginning discussions? Or Ned was going to take it up with Jeor? Either way, in order to have smallfolk farm that land, they would have required petty lords and men-at-arms to provide security from Wildling raids, which had previously driven the smallfolk off the land. This could have meant minor holdings for many second sons throughout the North, including the likes of Brandon. OR Ned could have just assumed that Bran would one day marry the daughter of a Northern lord, becoming Robb's bannerman.
  4. If Winds is so large that it requires multiple volumes, then I think it's safe to say Martin has lost control of the plot, and his editor(s) have lost control of Martin. Two volumes means he's expanding the story, not contracting it, and that we will likely never see a conclusion to ASOIAF. So I'm hoping the answer is no.
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    Minor characters you wanna see lose and why?

    You're in luck, homie.
  6. That said, in response to the OP, I think it becomes a race to rule through Tyrion. There's a huge power void in Tywin's absence. The theoretical burning of King's Landing took place in 283 AC. Tyrion was only 6. Ser Tygett Lannister was a bit of a badass, and he died in 285 AC, although he was likely with Tywin and Kevan during the Sack, which would be his place. Tyrion's favorite uncle Gerion did not make his fool's quest to Valyria until 291 AC, and would have likely ruled as Tyrion's regent, which would have been an interesting time for the Westerlands.
  7. Tywin was always working towards his goal of getting Jaime out of the Kingsguard and continuing the Lannister line, including inheriting Casterly Rock. Tywin openly plotted to send Cersei back to Casterly Rock, as Lady of the Rock, while he pursued a new marriage for her. Upon Tywin's death, Kevan informs Cersei that her place is as Lady of the Rock, although Kevan graciously (LOL) says he will not force marriage upon her. Tywin put Lancel in Darry, and Gemma seems to think that Tywin would have made Lancel Lord of Riverrun if Kevan had asked. Tywin intends to stack as many lands and lordships with Lannisters, trueborn, and that includes Casterly Rock.
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    Robert's Kingsguard

    I don't think Ser Lyn was all-in for Robert. It's more like he was a bloodthirsty sonofabitch and just wanted to throw down, kill as many people as possible, and secure personal glory and/or wealth. He simply happened to be on Bobby B's side at that moment.
  9. As long as Aerys II was alive, it was inevitable that Viserys marry Danaerys. Viserys used to blame a young Dany, after the exile, for not being born earlier, so that Rhaegar could have had a proper Targaryan wife. Aerys didn't like Elia or her children, and whether he'd go so far as to disinherit Rhaegar is debatable, but I think the marriage of Viserys and Danaerys would have been a lock.
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    Weirdwood tree seeds?

    Given the magical (blood magic) properties of the Weirnet, I've always thought Arya planted a Wierwood when they buried the sellsword on the way to the wall. He died, they dug a grave, then threw acorns on top of the body before burying him.
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    Characters who deserve to DIE

    Arya, for cockblocking Gendry in the Riverlands.
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    Do You Think Sam Will Forge His Chain?

    Jon told Sam he could send Gilly on to Horn Hill once he reached Oldtown. I'm not sure what Sam will do, though.
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    Do You Think Sam Will Forge His Chain?

    When Sam was young he didn't want to be a maester, he dreamed of being a wizard. He will be driven from the Citadel for studying subjects now considered taboo.
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    Robert and Maester Aemon

    Jon balls-out tells Sam the reason for sending Aemon: Jon then tells Sam that the idea was also Aemon's idea: You guys are looking for a mystery when there isn't one.
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    Robert and Maester Aemon

    Jon could have sent Aemon to Qarth with a mission to open a Taco Bell. It doesn't matter. Jon wanted to protect Aemon from Melisandre, and he thought the Citadel was the safest place. Jon requested multiple maesters from the Citadel, for more forts than just Castle Black. Sam is going to train, but Jon doesn't intend to leave the Watch without maesters. It adds up. The LC can send his men wherever he wants, for whatever reason he wants. Alliser Thorne's assignment wasn't because Thorne was a skilled diplomat, it was simply a way to get the cranky old bastid away from Jon Snow for a little while. Jon wants to protect Aemon, he thinks the Citadel is the safest place. No more, no less.