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  1. LindsayLohan

    If Sansa had gone with Sandor

    An epic romance. Bonnie & Clyde.
  2. LindsayLohan

    What was Ned’s purpose with Jon?

    Jon was aware of Ned's plan to re-acquire the New Gift and raise new petty lords upon its lands. Many of his bannermen may have seen opportunity for second sons, and Ned would not have taken too much shit if he slid Jon in among an Umber and Manderly, that sort of thing.
  3. LindsayLohan

    most tragic character

    We're one book away from the answer being "Shireen Baratheon".
  4. I am interested, and the awoiaf entries lack history.
  5. Nonsense. I'd call it fanfic, but it's below that threshold.
  6. LindsayLohan

    You’re Ned Stark: make marriage pacts for your kids

    You have to look at Eddard Stark's POV. There is no way in hell he's going to send one of his children to marry a Lannister. Not happening, ever. He will never forgive the killing of Rhaegar's children (Jon's half-siblings). Remember Stannis' anger with Alester Florent when Florent proposed a marriage between Selyse and Tommen, the idea of marrying his child to a bastard born of incest? He had the man imprisoned and executed. Eddard won't go that far, but it's the same line of thinking: "Fuck that."
  7. LindsayLohan

    Why did Jorah push Dany to go to Asshai?

    Dany was only 14 at the time. Pretty sure he wanted to run to the edge of the world with Dany, live off the fortune she was gifted, and give her spankings. Really, it's a solid plan, if you're only looking at Jorah's POV.
  8. LindsayLohan

    Wow small things that could be huge

    My mental image is a battle in Winterfell, where the dead are re-animated by the Others, and oh shit, all the old Kings of Winter emerge. Like Ser Alliser warned Jon, "they remember."
  9. LindsayLohan

    Wow small things that could be huge

    I'm wondering if that old Stark tradition of putting a sword on the tombs of the old Kings of Winter had real purpose. Imagine Theon Stark being reanimated.
  10. LindsayLohan

    Does the north treat its’ basards better?

    Here's a good list of noble bastards: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Bastardy#Notable_Bastards While it is entirely subjective, we can see male bastards of northern lords seem to be treated as actual nobility. Jon Snow is raised in Winterfell and becomes Lord Commander of the Watch. Ramsay Snow is brought into the Dreadfort and becomes Ramsay Bolton. Larence Snow is a Hornwood bastard, but fostered at Deepwood Motte, and his name is put forth for the Hornwood title and inheritance when his father dies. Even historically, Brandon Snow (King Torrhen Stark's bastard brother) was high in Torrhen's councils, and actual sent on Torrhen's behalf to negotiate a surrender with Aegon the Conqueror. We don't really have a lot of examples of noble bastards in the north being treated like shit. Even prior to Domeric's Bolton's death, Roose sent money, food, and a servant to Ramsay's mother, when he was still unacknowledged. There are no Falia Flowers-type bastards noted in the North. I'd say the premise is "mostly correct".
  11. LindsayLohan

    How many bastards do you think Tytos, Tywin & Tyrion have?

    I've always been under the impression that the Sailor's Wife was the wife/paramour of Gerion Lannister, and Lanna is Gerion's second daughter (after Joy Hill).
  12. LindsayLohan

    Questions about summerhall

    I always view it as a crappy version of the Water Gardens, where the Targaryan highborns and their noble friends, plus servants, would do some chillaxing. I doubt the Targs would let the common folk or their kids hang out in a friendly way, but the Dornish are unique in that way. Otherwise I would imagine quite a few random nobles perished in the fire, but like an above poster says, it was deliberately kept a mystery. Even Selmy won't discuss the events when prompted.
  13. LindsayLohan

    Ned Stark and Roose Bolton

    Man, Ned really did not leave Jon out of ANYTHING. It took Catelyn being a bitch to keep Jon off the dais at the feast for King Robert.
  14. LindsayLohan

    Ned Stark and Roose Bolton

    I've always taken it as Roose simply comparing his own son to the greatest horseman he'd known, who just happened to be a chick: Lyanna. Comparing Domeric's abilities on a horse to those of Lyanna would be akin to a noble from the Reach comparing his son's skills ahorse to those of Loras Tyrell.