Florina Laufeyson Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Jon Snow is Aegon, Rhaegar and Elia's firstborn son. Point one! Jon Snow is the son of Lyanna and either Ned or Benjen. Point Two! Enough with the Stark Incest theories! Ugh! Those Pawn to Player topics reach so hard and try to find depth in Sansa that doesn't actually exist imo. But then again, some people are COMPLETELY under the impression that she will kill LF as if its a fact. :rolleyes: The Sansa will do Absolutely Nothing At All is probably the stupidest theory around. Next to Jojenpaste and Jaime/Cersei and/or Tyrion are Aerys' bastards. The Mance = Rhaegar theories are definitely up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sansa_Stark Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Point one! Point Two! Enough with the Stark Incest theories! Ugh! :rolleyes: The Sansa will do Absolutely Nothing At All is probably the stupidest theory around. Next to Jojenpaste and Jaime/Cersei and/or Tyrion are Aerys' bastards. The Mance = Rhaegar theories are definitely up there. Too bad we aren't saying that Sansa will do absolutely nothing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 There are so many choices... 1. Jon is actually Aegon, son of Elia and Rhaegar. His Stark look apparently is derived from Martell and Targaryen2. Gerold Hightower wanted to kill Jon But these two recent gems totally cracks me up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy is not No One Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 arya and hot pie will end up together theory... eww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Leftwich Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 There are so many choices... 1. Jon is actually Aegon, son of Elia and Rhaegar. His Stark look apparently is derived from Martell and Targaryen 2. Gerold Hightower wanted to kill Jon But these two recent gems totally cracks me up... :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladytiger Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Jatin, Asha being a man, Benjen=Daario, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Benjen=Daario, Wat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan the Man Baratheon Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Benjen=Daario Wat? Who said that? Tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Indeed! I must know of this...this...villainy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dayne's Honor Alt Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Wat? Who said that? Tell me.i forget but it's no joke that was an actual theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan the Man Baratheon Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 i forget but it's no joke that was an actual theory I found it, here it is! Heresy! http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/10tv6i/spoilers_all_benjen_starks_secret_identity_theory/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I found it, here it is! Heresy! http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/10tv6i/spoilers_all_benjen_starks_secret_identity_theory/ Dont insult the Heretics so harshly. For all their crackpottery, they are above this noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Specter Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Daenerys being the hero of this story... Ned's not dead. Sansa becoming a player in the game of thrones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Specter Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Also, those theories surrounding the lannisters being Aery's children.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Too bad we aren't saying that Sansa will do absolutely nothing at all. My personal worst crackpot was that Sansa, bereft of her wolf, will learn warging through Sweetrobin and specialize in warging humans. Sansa's too nice to use this power regularly, so she'll only use it once to bring about Cercei's downfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alta1r Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I found it, here it is! Heresy! http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/10tv6i/spoilers_all_benjen_starks_secret_identity_theory/ Lol, the best part of the theory: "If Daario is Benjen in disguise, his rapid loyalty and support for Dany makes sense. Having sex with her seems like a random thing for Benjen to do but if she is as hot as she sounds and Benjen wants to earn her trust why not? I definitely would in his situation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 My personal worst crackpot was that Sansa, bereft of her wolf, will learn warging through Sweetrobin and specialize in warging humans. Sansa's too nice to use this power regularly, so she'll only use it once to bring about Cercei's downfall. Thats hilarious! And now i kinda want it to be a thing....:leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhymes with Weak Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 The one where the dusky woman is Euron and he's doing it with Victarion every night for shits and giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azor Ahoy! Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Jon and Dany will fall in love and/or get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harle The Handsome Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 The Jojenpaste theories. I definitely hate them. I don't think Jojen lasts past TWoW but he isn't dead yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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