Rhaegar I Targaryen Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 The crowds cheered twice as loudly for Tywin than they did King Aerys, but only half so loud as they cheered for Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 A member there was Tormund's Member all black and brown and covered with hair Oh come they said oh come to the fair the fair? said he but I'm a member all black and brown and covered in hair! And down the road from here to therefrom here, to therethree boys, a goatand a dancing memberthey danced and spunall the way to the fair!Oh, sweet she wasand pure and fairthe maid with honeyin her hair, her hair the maid with honey in her hair The member smelled the scent on the summer air Tormund's Memberall black and brown and covered with hair he smelled the scent on the summer air he sniffed and roared and smelled it there honey on the summer air Oh I'm a maid and I'm pure and fair I'll never dance with a hairy member Tormund's Member I'll never dance with a hairy member Tormund's Member lifted her high into the air Tormund's Member I called for a knight but you're a member Tormund's Member all black and brown and covered in hair She kicked and wailed the maid so fair but he licked the honey from her hair her hair, her hair he licked the honey from her hair Then she sighed and squealedand kicked the air she sang: my member so fair and off they went Tormund's Member and the maiden fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 A member there was Tormund's Member all black and brown and covered with hair Oh come they said oh come to the fair the fair? said he but I'm a member all black and brown and covered in hair! And down the road from here to therefrom here, to therethree boys, a goatand a dancing memberthey danced and spunall the way to the fair!Oh, sweet she wasand pure and fairthe maid with honeyin her hair, her hair the maid with honey in her hair The member smelled the scent on the summer air Tormund's Memberall black and brown and covered with hair he smelled the scent on the summer air he sniffed and roared and smelled it there honey on the summer air Oh I'm a maid and I'm pure and fair I'll never dance with a hairy member Tormund's Member I'll never dance with a hairy member Tormund's Member lifted her high into the air Tormund's Member I called for a knight but you're a member Tormund's Member all black and brown and covered in hair She kicked and wailed the maid so fair but he licked the honey from her hair her hair, her hair he licked the honey from her hair Then she sighed and squealedand kicked the air she sang: my member so fair and off they went Tormund's Member and the maiden fair :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 "I am he, as you are me, as you are he, and we are Tormund's member!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bori Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 And now I will have strange dreams about hairy dancing... hm... members... :blushing: but still cannot resist... "I learned from Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, who could have slain all five of you with his left Tormund’s member while he was taking a piss with his right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegar I Targaryen Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 The thought of Tormund's member filled Ned with a sense of shame, and a sorrow too deep for words. If only he could see the member again, sit and talk with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZebuzeBuza Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 “I swear to you, sitting a Tormund's Member is a thousand times harder than winning one.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 A member there was Tormund's Member all black and brown and covered with hair Oh come they said oh come to the fair the fair? said he but I'm a member all black and brown and covered in hair! And down the road from here to therefrom here, to therethree boys, a goatand a dancing memberthey danced and spunall the way to the fair!Oh, sweet she wasand pure and fairthe maid with honeyin her hair, her hair the maid with honey in her hair The member smelled the scent on the summer air Tormund's Memberall black and brown and covered with hair he smelled the scent on the summer air he sniffed and roared and smelled it there honey on the summer air Oh I'm a maid and I'm pure and fair I'll never dance with a hairy member Tormund's Member I'll never dance with a hairy member Tormund's Member lifted her high into the air Tormund's Member I called for a knight but you're a member Tormund's Member all black and brown and covered in hair She kicked and wailed the maid so fair but he licked the honey from her hair her hair, her hair he licked the honey from her hair Then she sighed and squealedand kicked the air she sang: my member so fair and off they went Tormund's Member and the maiden fair :bowdown: :wub: There is Tormund's member for every task and (no) task for Tormund's member. This is no justice, it's Tormund's member. Happens, I got one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 "dragons are tormund's member made flesh " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Tyrion Chapter, A Clash of Kings. "Link by link, it grows longer. We should thank the gods that Ser Cortnay Penrose is as stubborn as he is. Stannis will never march north with Tormund's member untaken in his rear." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZebuzeBuza Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 "People often claim to hunger for Tormund's Member, but seldom like the taste when it's served up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannerless Man Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 "There is no creature on earth as terrifying as Tormund's Member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 "Hard was the word used when men described Tormund's Member, and hard it was." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow's Third Eye Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 *maybe not an exact quote as I dont have my books handy*"I dreamed of Tormund's Member, before I evet met you.""It is your Tormund's Member, your Grace, do with it what you will.""If not for Tormund's Member I may not have come at all."*Not ASoIaF*"Tormund's Member! Tormund's Member is coming!" Bilbo cried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bori Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 "He sat high upon the immense ancient member of Tormund, an ironwork monstrosity of spikes and jagged edges and grotesquely twisted metal. It was, as Robert had warned him, a hellishly uncomfortable member, and never more so than now, with his shattered leg throbbing more sharply every minute. The member beneath him had grown harder by the hour, and the fanged steel behind made it impossible to lean back. A king should never sit easy, Aegon the Conqueror had said..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 *shameless F+TM reference*"And it's hard to dance, with a devil Tormund's Member on your back,So shake him off, oh whoa." "I had no idea you could milk a cat Tormund's Member.""Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples Tormund's Member..""I have nipples Tormund's Member, Greg. Could you milk me?" - Meet the Parents *cue Australian accent* "Fish Tormund's Member are friends, not food." - Finding Nemo :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Smith Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Kill the boy, and let Tormund's member be born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bori Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 "The Tormund reMembers, Frey." and not it sounds even more threatening :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Smith Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Qyburn: "There will be Tormund's Member"Jaime: "I'll scream."Qyburn: "A great deal of Tormund's Member"Jaime: "I'll scream loudly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Grimshaw Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 "Don't make me rue the day Tormund's member raped your mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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