Tessarion Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Imo the best is:wear it in silece or I'll honour you again worst: I don't have the book with me. Tyrion insulted the wife of a man from a sellsword company (something about riding a pig). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 You have no poetry in your heart ser.And you have shit upon your shoulder. Gotta love Plumm I don't really have a worst, I like them all. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zared Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Shut up stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jet199 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Also when Cersei slaps Ned. She slapped him.“I shall wear that as a badge of honor,” Ned said dryly. And she doesn't get the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emtreid Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Smiling Knight: It's that white sword of yours I want.Arthur Dayne: Then you shall have it, ser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "Now it begins.""No, now it ends." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kienn Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Dragons Volcanoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elan Morin Tedronai Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Ramsay: He’s mine. You cannot have him. Roose: All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, bastard. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "So young... yet mayhaps this was a blessing. If he'd lived he may have grown up to be a Frey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkNaked Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Ramsay: He’s mine. You cannot have him. Roose: All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, bastard. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother Ouch! I think this is the best and harshest comeback I've ever heard, in both ASOIAF and life in general Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koi No Yokan Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "So young... yet mayhaps this was a blessing. If he'd lived he may have grown up to be a Frey." Love it. Ramsay: He’s mine. You cannot have him. Roose: All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, bastard. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother Ouch! Haha, yeah. Roose is on the loose! Tyrion at his most charming: How I lost my nose? I shoved it up your wife's cunt and she bit it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tyrion Lannister! Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "this girl forgets herself" said Pinchface Jon Myre"balon let her believe she was a man" " you're father made the same mistake with you" said Asha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of the Beast Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Khrazz: Only cowards dress in iron.Barristan: This coward is about to kill you, ser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of the Beast Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Ramsay: He’s mine. You cannot have him. Roose: All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, bastard. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother Ouch! Actually yeah, this wins. Seriously the best comeback ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koi No Yokan Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "this girl forgets herself" said Pinchface Jon Myre"balon let her believe she was a man" " you're father made the same mistake with you" said Asha Asha has some great ones in AFFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Victarion: You of the rose! Be you the lord of Southshield?Talbert Serry: His son and heir. Ser Talbert Serry. And who are you, kraken?Victarion: Your death.And also from the same chapter:Euron: Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower? No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares leap.Victarion: There is the window. Leap.Victarion's unintentional and deadpan hilarity cracks me up every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tyrion Lannister! Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Asha has some great ones in AFFC. yeah. the one about even though she's great with a axe she'd have trouble hitting a dudes dick because it's so small is great too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray." - Euron"You must be blind as well as maimed, Ser. Lift your eyes, and you will see the direwolf still flies above our walls." -Blackfish"Bring on your storm, my lord- and recall, if you do, the name of this castle" - Cortnay Penrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toffeejay Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Victarion's unintentional and deadpan hilarity cracks me up every time. I love how the two characters in the series that hate laughter; Stannis and Victarion have the best one liners. You can shove your contrived Tyrion smugness up your arses. Stannis and Vic's black humour all the way. "We won't suffer this abomination here, this isn't Kings Landing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkbringer Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 “ Jaime: Are there any terms you will accept?Brynden: From you? No.Jaime: Why did you even come to treat with me?Brynden: A siege is deadly dull. I wanted to see this stump of yours and hear whatever excuses you cared to offer up for your latest enormities. They were feebler than I’d hoped. You always disappoint, Kingslayer"Blackfish, owning everyone as usual, I still feel Jamie's ego crumble every time I read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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