Stormland's Fury Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Or the riverlands, or the crownlands. My pick is Stannis, sounds like a portmanteau of Stalin and Penis :drunk: The Cock of Steel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faydra Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Dickon Manwoody (+ anything similar), Alayaya (sounds like riding a horse... though given the context it may seem fitting), Drogon (it fits the story well, but I'd prefer a better name for the dragon ridden by my favourite character), some ghiscari names, Lollys, Onion Knight, Damphair. I like the title, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iridescence Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 My pick is Stannis, sounds like a portmanteau of Stalin and Penis :drunk: Pretty sure his name is from the Latin name for tin. Your interpretation is funny though :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Heath Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Utherydes Wayn, who's a Riverlander no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaynsa Starne Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned Euron yetI'll second that. Anyone who has a name that sounds like a bodily function is in for a rough life. Maybe he got beat up the playground one too many times...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeor Fookin Mormont Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Azor Ahai the fuk is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iridescence Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'll second that. Anyone who has a name that sounds like a bodily function is in for a rough life. Maybe he got beat up the playground one too many times...? Euron and Aenys sort of remind me of those jokes about poor people trying to make up "high class" names and failing. Fits the Freys at least too who are the trailer trash of Westeros... It's pretty immature but funny all the same :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nami Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Alayayayaya annoys me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I always see Hizdahr zo Loraq hated on when this topic comes up, but I love that name... Anyway, the dumbest names I can think of are Damphair and Shitmouth. Oh and Stannis always gets a mention but only because it's close to my own name and I hate it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithras Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Azor Ahai the fuk is that? Could not agree more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziriath Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Jhogo and Jhaqo (took me some time to realise they are two different Dothraki guys . And if the names are pronounced as I think, they do not sound badass at all. And Jhiqui is a weird name. Also, yes, Alayayayaya In my country, Azor is quite common name for a dog. Here Azor does not have a lightbringer, but a stick and a bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Azor Ahai the fuk is that? Wasn't that the Hawaiian dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pib_Juju Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Darkstar and Bloodraven. They both follow that 90's EXTREME comicbook approach of just combining two cool words (Bloodclaw, Shadowhawk, etc., etc.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Not That Littlefinger Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Darkstar and Bloodraven. They both follow that 90's EXTREME comicbook approach of just combining two cool words (Bloodclaw, Shadowhawk, etc., etc.). How could I have been so blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaseBornBastard Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 It's not that ridiculous, but I have to mention that there is an extremely minor character in the series who's name has a striking resemblance to mine. Ryon Olyrian. My surname is Ó Leary and you can probably guess my first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenswood Sisterhood Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Euron and Aenys sort of remind me of those jokes about poor people trying to make up "high class" names and failing. Fits the Freys at least too who are the trailer trash of Westeros... It's pretty immature but funny all the same :)For some reason this made me laugh uncontrollably on the sofa. Hahahaha! It must have been the realising what Aenys read out loud sounds like. DOH! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theriveryeti Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Lollys Stokeworth?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garth Greyfeather Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Reznak Mo Reznak just cracks me up every time.Not so much for it being a stupid name, just, like, really? One Reznak ain't enough, he needs Mo Reznak.And of course, who could forget Hotpie lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Reznak Mo Reznak just cracks me up every time.Not so much for it being a stupid name, just, like, really? One Reznak ain't enough, he needs Mo Reznak.And of course, who could forget Hotpie lol He rolls with double Reznak Power. You know what they say, two Reznaks are better than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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