Griffin's Roost Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I really believe that at least 95% of the crackpot stuff is just for laughs.or for their sakes I hope that it is just for laughs. how to make a crackpot theory:step 1. think of something insane. ex: Daario=Euronstep 2. find absolutely anything to help your case. ex: they are both menstep 3. when someone brings any proof, even if it is definitive proof, still disregard it. ex: "Normal Guy" - they are clearly different people with different roles in the book. "Crackpot" - Daario is clearly able to teleport and only appears to be in two places at once, DUH!. why do you think he was gone so long in Meereen, he was busy on the iron islands. anyway the entire series is a figment of Hodor's imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza Whitewalker Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Varys isn't anyone's mother. She's everyone's wicked stepmother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckfield Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Oh my god.... this explains EVERYTHING!!!! [emoji46] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaginepageant Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 how to make a crackpot theory: step 1. think of something insane. ex: Daario=Euron step 2. find absolutely anything to help your case. ex: they are both men step 3. when someone brings any proof, even if it is definitive proof, still disregard it. ex: "Normal Guy" - they are clearly different people with different roles in the book. "Crackpot" - Daario is clearly able to teleport and only appears to be in two places at once, DUH!. why do you think he was gone so long in Meereen, he was busy on the iron islands. anyway the entire series is a figment of Hodor's imagination. BONUS ROUND: is there any possible way to make someone in your theory a secret Targaryen? DO IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly of Harrenhal Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I really believe that at least 95% of the crackpot stuff is just for laughs.or for their sakes I hope that it is just for laughs. how to make a crackpot theory:step 1. think of something insane. ex: Daario=Euronstep 2. find absolutely anything to help your case. ex: they are both menstep 3. when someone brings any proof, even if it is definitive proof, still disregard it. ex: "Normal Guy" - they are clearly different people with different roles in the book. "Crackpot" - Daario is clearly able to teleport and only appears to be in two places at once, DUH!. why do you think he was gone so long in Meereen, he was busy on the iron islands. anyway the entire series is a figment of Hodor's imagination.Thanks, now I can make my own DIY crackpot theory [emoji6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 BONUS ROUND: is there any possible way to make someone in your theory a secret Targaryen? DO IT. I thought every living person on the planet was a Targaryen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin's Roost Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How to make a theory about someone being a secret Targaryen step 1: pick a character. example: Ned Starkstep 2:......there is none. I think that's how people arrive at these theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Duncan of Flea Bottom Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How about no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haramune Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Possible crackpot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomk121 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 No no no. Its varys and rheagar hooked up and jon snow is truely varys kid and rheagars. And dany is varys too from the mad king. It makes total sence cant you all see!! Varys is a woman and trained to be a faceless man and can change into anyone. Varys is every one that is important really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Priest Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 It's impossible. Varys is a woman yes and controlled the Mad King with sex not secrets but since she had reassignment surgery as a teen, sadly she can't naturally conceive. That's why she adopted all those little birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teemo Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 nice, i like this theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Plausible, I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elia Sand Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Ewww. Note to self:Stay away from crackpot theories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlextheFly Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 We're gonna need a bigger roll of tinfoil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poodle Pup From Astapor Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 This is awkward. Wrote it after too much beer / vodka / something? I could see how I might think it's funny or smart after a bottle of vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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