Snowisnobastard Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Take off a fingerFlay off his favorite toyTheon the un-boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poodle Pup From Astapor Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I raped your sisterI crushed her and her childrenPeace, motha fucka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Elia of Dorne.You raped her. You murdered her.You killed her children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elia Sand Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 The Unsullied march,From Astapor to Yunkai,With their dragon queen.Have any of you guys ever done haikus before? I learned how to do it in third grade, which was five years ago...so I'm getting rusty. (I'm twelve.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Bronn of the Swagwater Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Roose:Tall with grey eyes lockedOpportunity did flockAmbivalent mock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poodle Pup From Astapor Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 The Unsullied march,From Astapor to Yunkai,With their dragon queen.Have any of you guys ever done haikus before? I learned how to do it in third grade, which was five years ago...so I'm getting rusty. (I'm twelve.)Nah, they didn't even tell us what's a haiku in school. But I'm from former Soviet Union, where art was supposed to show the struggle of proletariat, or else it was just blabbering, not real art. I don't think Japanese poets cared enough about the struggle of proletariat to be included into school programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmnomnomPomelo Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Write, George Martin! write!Your fans are writing haikus.Desperation stinks.This one won the thread!Martin take your quill and ink,Write the damned next book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poodle Pup From Astapor Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 This one won the thread! Martin take your quill and ink, Write the damned next book Dragons are coming! But first I will sell more maps. Be patient my babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia H. Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 The red wandererThe Thief is in the MoonmaidOh, steal me tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia H. Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Kneelers in the snowThe carved faces are watching“Gods of my fathers” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poodle Pup From Astapor Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 A great thread, by the way. Kudos, OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forelver Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 The plan went awry.The captain of the guard said":Someone always tells." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varys BrightBlackflayrme Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 From Heart of Winter Exiled Black Knights of the returnedBr-others been chillen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Stannis has humorHe have funny nicknamesFor Lords of Westeros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion the Perfect Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Cersei the retardGave her ships to a bastardCrazy fucking bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavosOfTheBlock Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 He came from the blockAnd with a foul-smelling shipRose with onions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppa Chase Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Told to flee or die The black is the life for himCoward turned slayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppa Chase Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Scars are victoriesBeneath the vest on his chestBoth are clear to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Light a wight tonight Grammar nazi at it's best Better luck next time ;) It's good to be best But I was paraphrasing Gatehouse Ami's mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmaester Drew Posted January 3, 2015 Author Share Posted January 3, 2015 Haiku contest movedBut games forum gets no viewsThread death imminent :frown5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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