Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I remember reading the first two volumes of this when I first entered the forums and it was epic but died because of a lack of content. Now we got new motivations (TWOIAF, and excerpts) and we should revive this epic thread.Here are the links to the other two volumes in case you just want a good laugh.http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/63444-put-the-words-tormunds-member-into-important-quotations/http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/103609-put-the-words-tormunds-member-into-important-quotations-version-2/ I will start with these that I wrote when I participated there. "Not to say the wildings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods to apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them tormunds member. What´s a god compared to tormunds member? I could do with one myself" What is death shall never die (...) Someone move it to Forum Games. I just noticed it was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr's Little Finger Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Chaos is a Tormund's MemberOnly Tormund's Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isobel Harper Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Fire and Tormund's Member.Ours is the Tormund's Member.Tormund's Member always pays his debts.As High as Tormund's Member.Tormund's Member is... coming. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I've not read all the posts in first two threads, so I may be repeating someone: Petyr: My sweet silly jealous wife, I've only loved one thing, I promise you.Lysa: Only one? Oh, Petyr, do you swear it? Only one?Petyr: Only Tormund's member.. “Bran thought about it. 'Can a man still be brave if he sees Tormund's member?' 'That is the only time a man can be brave,' his father told him.”You don't want to awake Tormund's member, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegar Targaryen's Ghost Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 "Yet Baelor died, and doubtless Maekar and the realm wondered if one hedge knight was worth the loss of the Prince of Dragonstone and the Hand of the King. (But then, they did not know how high Tormund's member would rise- though that is a different history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 It is said with truth that every building is constructed stone by stone, and the same may be said of Tormund's Member... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DraculaAD1972 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Tyrion cocked his head sideways. “Did you mean to answer your damned riddle, or only to make my head ache worse?”Varys smiled. “Here, then. Power resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less.”“So power is a mummer’s trick?”“A Tormund's Member on the wall,” Varys murmured, “yet Tormund's Member can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large Tormund's Member.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 As I cannot be the hero, let me be Tormunds Member, and lesson them in fear in place of love Edit i was incorrect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrewal Halfaxe Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 ...one thousand Tormund's members and one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 "You will not hear me scream!""I will. But it is not your screams I want, only Tormund's Member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerranV Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 "My father won all the battles. He killed Prince Rhaegar and took the crown, while your father was hiding under Tormund's Member!" "Do you even know what Tormund's Member is?"A horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equilibrium Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 By night all Tormund's members are black Jon: I don’t know who my mother was.Tyrion: Tormund's member, no doubt. Most of them are. There’s no shame in Tormund's member, my father told me, what matters is how we face it. Ser Barristan loves his honor, Grand Maester Pycelle loves his office, and Littlefinger loves Tormund's member Tormund's member resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less. Tormund's member is not a slave Tormund's member is a thing of beauty From Ib to Asshai, when men see Tormund's member, they pray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly of Harrenhal Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Tormund's member fought valiantly, Tormund's member fought nobly, Tormund's member fought honourably. And Tormund's member died." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 His Tormund's member was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Your lord father did what he could to gentle Tormund's member, but I fear it was too little and too late. If Theon had died in place of Tormund's member, how much ill would have been undone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldhands Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Tormund's member is mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Queen Naerys - the one woman Tormund's member bedded in whom he took no pleasure... As the city and Tormund's member grew, so did that of the realm... ...it was lawful to chastise Tormund's member, so long as he used a rod no thicker than Tormund's member. The importance of Tormund's member to the region was never made clearer than when King Harwyn Hoare, the grandfather to Tormunds's member, fought over Tormund's member with the Storm King Arrec. :smoking: eta: because Tormund's member got out of control... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusty Kraken Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Family, Duty, Tormund's Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusty Kraken Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 No, don't cut my Tormund's Member, Ned loves my Tormund's Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Not until Mengo's son, Khal Moro brought Tormund's member to the very gates of Sathar, the fabled Waterfall City, did the Tall Men seem to realize their peril... :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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