MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 WB is Donald Trumps paramour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 MINSAC's least favorite job was sitting in a dimly lit room with piles of Ben Carson's biography, signing his name on the title page, and listening to the Doc talk about how many times he washed his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 PF's least favorite job was having to keep people awake at Jeb Bush rallies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 WB once enjoyed her time as the corpse destroyer for the Roose Bolton of America, Ted Cruz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 WB believes that Rubio is an android and therefore literally made of steel. Who knows? She could be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted March 15, 2016 Author Share Posted March 15, 2016 CB killed me, even though he knows I am deathless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 That's not a lie. M really is deathless, ever since he stole MNSAC's sacred pretzels. I had a good reason to try to kill him, though. He has been blackmailing GRRM for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Says the man who forced GRRM to slow his writing, just so he could get people to read his ASOIAF's copycat: The Ballad of the Earth and Snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 7-KG burnt my manuscript. Meanie. The Porne segment would have been brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Count Balerion was involved in one those fights at the Trump rally in Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Grapefruit held Trumps hair at scissor point and made the rug monster command Trump to run for president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Maybel wants to be the power behind Trump's Tinfoil Throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted March 23, 2016 Author Share Posted March 23, 2016 CB is planning to nefariously stalk Justin Trudeau and leave him gift baskets of raisin cookies and corn muffins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 M is unsuccessfully trying to find a composer for the brilliant opera libretto he wrote, entitled THE TRIUMPH OF MINSTRAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Count Balerion can barely count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 GrapefruitPerrier is actually a mango-flavoured coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Count Balerion has a rivalry with The Count on Sesame Street because he is jealous of The Count's ability to count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 WB wears goggles to protect her when she flies (hopefully not out the Moon Door) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 GP destroyed GRRM's soul by forwarding this thread to him. Why? WHY??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 The Count has GRRM's cell number. Cel number as the number of the dungeon he keeps him prisioner till the dude finishes the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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