Raisin' Bran Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Minstral pretends to forgive those who cross him, but will wait exactly 5.46 years before exacting his revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 RB literally does have 1002 eyes, being a mysterious alien creature Minstral brought back from Bwylxxen. Whether this is part of the revenge plan my sources have not yet been able to find out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 CB recentl lost his count title when he was demoted to a common dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Minstral constantly mocks CB losing his Count status by singing Duke of Earl within CB's earshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 WB videotaped Minstral singing that song and has sent it off to D&D in hopes of getting them to substitute it for the Dorne segments--which is actually probably a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 CB enjoys it when people mispronounce his location as "Manta rays". He wants them to think he is the king of the squid people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 RB authored a History of the Squid People in 18 volumes. It's an impressive work of scholarship, even if he/she did misquote me slightly on p. 721 of vol. 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Count Balerion ghost wrote AFFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 TKiB is really a secret Targ who took over Astapor after the Yunkaii left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 RB is a Targ warg named Qargh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 24, 2016 Author Share Posted April 24, 2016 CB was the ghost writer behind Terminator 3, Terminator Genisys, and Robocop 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 MINSTRAL once changed his name to a symbol that could not be pronounced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 GP wishes he could have met Prince in the 80's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 RB one time wore a raspberry beret in a red corvette while purple rain poured down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 26, 2016 Author Share Posted April 26, 2016 WB is the one who stole Prince's height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Minstral stole Prince's soul, to add to his collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Count Balerion usurped Prince in the line of succession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Raisin' Bran forged Prince's genealogy for a bowl of brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 CB knows Prince's geneology so well, he knows what was forged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 RB2G stole the original manuscript for Purple Rain 2 Electric Boogaloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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