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If there was an ASOIAF afterlife


Floki of the Ironborn

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Wow, where to start???

Okay...

 

Ned (upon seeing Robb showing up): You too, huh?

 

Ned( upon seeing Catelyn): Well at least they didn't cut off your hair.

 

Joffrey (upon seeing Robert): Father!

Robert: Sod off, you little bastard.

 

Tytos: So son, you managed to leave our family in an even worse place than I did!

Tywin: Shut up, dad.

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Quellon (seeing his son enter): Well well, Balon, how did paying the iron price turn out for you?

Balon: I regret nothing!!!!

Harmund III: "People like you are the reason everybody hates The Ironborn."

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Roger Reyne: "So tell me how killing everyone you dislike is going for you. Is it going well? I see your daughter is wearing something natural."

Tywin Lannister: "Shut up Shut up Shut up!"

Roger Reyne: "By the way, I fucked your wife Joanna."

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Robb, Joffrey, Balon, and Renly have a "pink letter" night every Thursday. Joff usually brings some pie. They have a pool on when Stannis finally meets them in the Seven Hells. Rob wonders how Edmure Tully knocked his wife up on their wedding night while he couldn't put a pup in Jeyne Westerling.

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