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Forgery is illegal; but bad puns aren't.

Highly practical question: I need to hire a SOIAF character to help me take over the world, but can only afford one. Whom should I choose?

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It's obvious by your user name:  Balerion the cat!

 

If I should be anyone I want to be unless I can be a unicorn...how do I turn into a unicorn?

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4 hours ago, Howlin' Howland said:

That depends, are you the lord of a castle in Westeros?

Why aren't the unsullied affected by the pale mare?

They don't like girls, silly.

What's the best way to fix my sacroiliac?

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GollOFT or COTFollum aren't great names for shipping.

 

Who would be a good shipping for Strong Belwas?

 

 

 

 

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Joffrey would look good with a lollipop in his mouth.

Since Tyrion was once a plumber, does that mean he's Mario ?

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Well, he does get called Yollo, whih also ends in -o; also Hugo if memory serves ... Bother, no; it's Hugor. Oh, well.

Does the fact that so many people in Essos have names ending in -o prove that they're hobbits? Stop laughing. I think this is a brilliant theory.

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It's such a great theory I think you should post it on the general forum.

Given the climate, how is it possibly that Dany had a lemon tree in front of her house when she lived in Braavos?

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Who knows, but I do know I'd never leave you in charge of my plants, that's for sure.

 

Is Sansa's love for lemontarts linked to Dany's Lemon Tree by a Fool's Garden?

 

 

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Maybe smart people can understand him.

 

How would you feel about a movie called "Pretty Woman" about Shae and Tyrion ?

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It would be disgusting if he ate his toe nails instead.

 

Is there some bard that can rap?

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