Unlady B Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Transfer money to my bank account and I'll send you that direwolf thing you want. Which vampire has the best sense of humour, Dracula or Lord Bolton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 The theory that Roose Bolton is a vampire is ridiculous. There is no evidence that mythological creatures like vampires live or have lived on Planetos or Earth. How much did it take to hire the Bloody Mummers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Bother, I think someone already used the pun about how they charge an arm and a leg". I'll get back to you when I've found a new pun. Are lady dragons hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I don't believe dragons get titles such as Lord and Lady. How do you ask directions to the loo in High Valyrian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Valyrians burn the energy from the inside, they don't have the need for one. If Westeros had our music, would Sansa have been a Belieber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 16, 2016 Author Share Posted September 16, 2016 There is a 50/50 chance that if you asked a magic 8-ball, the answer would be yes. What would Hot Pie's name be if he didn't work at a bakery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siyxx Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 If he worked at the vet he'd be called Hot Dog. (Oh wait was that helpful?... Well, he can go here to get a new name.) Is 2 Chainz a maester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 I don't think titi bois can apply. How did Ned come up with the idea of hiring Syrio Forel of all people? And why nobody talks about him in Braavos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 The Braavosi call him He Who Must Not Named. Is Trump being warged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 That would be comical of Hillary to use that excuse against Trump in her election campaigns. Who will be the president of America- Hillary or Trump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 18, 2016 Author Share Posted September 18, 2016 The "Iron Throne" will not exist by the end... What do the small folk do with their leisure time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 They don`t have any. Would a situation comedy about the Brave Companions be funnyÉ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Making fun of people with speech impediments isn't funny. Why does Balon Greyjoy keep starting wars he can't win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 I keep wondering if it qualifies as masochism when its other people that get hurt. Where can I find a really good sword in the Reach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Let me google that for you. Is Westeros real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siyxx Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 More importantly, is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Where's the best dragon grooming parlor in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Given that King's Landing has been dragonless for a hundred years, I think we can safely assume they all went out of business. Why is Tyrion such a decent fighter despite the fact that he can barely climb stairs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Because he's smart enough not to get into fights with stairs. What would have happened if Arthur Dayne and Gerold Hightower had gone with Rhaegar to fight Robert at the Trident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Three against one isn't fair. I want some slaves. Where can I get them? I've tried Walmart, I've tried Amazon, I've tried ebay ... no one seems to sell them anymore. It's really annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 I was a happy slave at my parent's, till they decided I should be "free", and pay my own bills, buy my own food, etc. Fuck freedom. Can you please describe a Walmart aisle at Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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