Raisin' Bran Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 How can a joke about Willas Tyrell not sound insensitive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 *Insert a very witty but insensitive and offensive joke involving deaf people and Willas Tyrell* Does anyone understand the logic that Raisin(g) Bran uses when numbering this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Where's your sense of whimsy? I think GRRM may have been taken over by the lizard people. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 20, 2016 Author Share Posted October 20, 2016 I was unaware that GRRM was a boat. Who builds the boats that the Golden Company used to transport their elephants to Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Presumably ship-builders. How many obscure ASOIAF characters can you you name in 37 seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 If I start naming people quickly in a dark room people will think I'm summoning demons. Why do the ironborn worship Cthulhu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 27, 2016 Author Share Posted October 27, 2016 I do not get how someone can be birthed by iron. What should the hills known as the Teats/Barba's Teats/Missy's Teats be called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 The Upper Extremities. I have a theory! Jaime was being warged by Bran when he pushed him out the window, because ran wanted to get millions of gold dragons in damages and milk the Lannister cow dry! (Speaking of upper extremities, although I guess "upper" doesn't apply with cows.) What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 That is udderly ridiculous. You cannot extract gold from cow's milk. Do dragons in captivity use litter boxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 1, 2016 Author Share Posted November 1, 2016 There are benefits to not being in the service of a Targ. What would be a good name for a musical band with Donal Noye as the front man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Please please please, we need Winds. Would you rather spend a day with Lysa or Cersei ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siyxx Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 That's like asking the Americans to chose between Hillary and Trump. Where could I get an aspirin for Oberyn Martell? He's been whining about this skull-crushing headache for ages already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 2, 2016 Author Share Posted November 2, 2016 The venomous asprin can bruise a heel, but the heel can crush his head. What would have happened to Tywin had Oberyn survived his duel with Gregor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 They would have hooked up, obviously. Would Edmure Tully be the best candidate for president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 WE need a strong leader like Ramsay to Make Westeros Great Again. I'm selling a trashed inn in the Riverlands for only a million gold dragons. Any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 Inflation sure has gotten out of control lately. Apart from increased strength, lighter weight, and sharpness, what are some other physical properties of Valyrian steel that set it apart from ordinary castle forged steel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 I would imagine that wielding Valyrian steel would also give the bearer a Psychological advantage over his/her opponent. If a Warg could warg a Warg, how many Wargs should a Warg warg, in order to win a war with the Wights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Depends on how many wargs equal a wight. Using the formula W(↑xab) x √w (∆23 + 43W/w) ≡ z(11 - a) w↓, then ... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Can someone explain to me what I just said? It's too many for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Nah! You are doing fine on your own.Carry on! I say," The Winds of Winter won't be published even next year." Anyone wanna bet against me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 7, 2016 Author Share Posted November 7, 2016 I want to take odds on this. How would the forum react when a release date is actually announced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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