DMC Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: As for your Yanks, I believe we got you 2-1 last time, and that was when judge was hot. First, nah that was right after the break when Judge's slide began. Second....Oh, now it's on: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Sano and Dozier can mash. So can... Korean dude from last year that was basically Kennys Vargas but way more expensive and way closer to my heart on account of being Korean? I might be fdrunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 32 minutes ago, dmc515 said: First, nah that was right after the break when Judge's slide began. Second....Oh, now it's on: And we caused it! We broke him. His heart sank once he realized he couldn’t hit our terrible pitchers, and now he’s nothing. NOTHING!!! Do you hear me? Last time we censured him, and this time we’re going to remove him from office. #FakeJudge 23 minutes ago, Lightning Lord said: Sano and Dozier can mash. So can... Korean dude from last year that was basically Kennys Vargas but way more expensive and way closer to my heart on account of being Korean? I might be fdrunk. Byung-ho Park, what a disaster he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: And we caused it! We broke him. His heart sank once he realized he couldn’t hit our terrible pitchers, and now he’s nothing. NOTHING!!! Do you hear me? Last time we censured him, and this time we’re going to remove him from office. #FakeJudge The Twins are Robb Schneider: "Why not run down there, and surrender!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: And we caused it! We broke him. His heart sank once he realized he couldn’t hit our terrible pitchers, and now he’s nothing. NOTHING!!! Do you hear me? Last time we censured him, and this time we’re going to remove him from office. #FakeJudge Byung-ho Park, what a disaster he was. I loved the idea of signing a Korean player, for I love the kim-chee. But. Did it have to be him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 8, 2017 Author Share Posted September 8, 2017 24 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Byung-ho Park, what a disaster he was. That's a really unfortunate name, especially for a professional athlete, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: That's a really unfortunate name, especially for a professional athlete, methinks. Pff. It's a perfectly cromulent name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 8, 2017 Author Share Posted September 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lightning Lord said: Pff. It's a perfectly cromulent name. I don't know. Seems to me it could be the centerpiece to an updated Who's On First routine performed by Dat Phan and Jo Koy. The team could play at Bunghole Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 I am too drunk to get into this.... so I leave you to consider that the Twins used to employ a pitcher named Boof Bonser. Boof. Legal name. Maybe. Probably. Look, stop hassling me, I don't know waht I'm on about. Boof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 8, 2017 Author Share Posted September 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lightning Lord said: I am too drunk to get into this.... so I leave you to consider that the Twins used to employ a pitcher named Boof Bonser. Boof. Legal name. Maybe. Probably. Look, stop hassling me, I don't know waht I'm on about. Boof. That's nothing. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e0/e3/7c/e0e37cf25570fe711b6bd6ffa7e2b5a8.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, Lightning Lord said: I am too drunk to get into this.... so I leave you to consider that the Twins used to employ a pitcher named Boof Bonser. Twins got him along with Joe Nathan and Francisco Liriano for AJ Pierzynski from the Giants. Remember that trade well for obvious reasons. Crazy thing is Bonser was thought of as the top asset the Giants sent to the Twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I think I have it. Wrap your pointed skull around this gem , Gobbo. "Eck, Lies, and Videotape." Yup. That's the one. The only question that remains now is, should we shop the script before or after getting Eck onboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 8, 2017 Author Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Myshkin said: Yup. That's the one. The only question that remains now is, should we shop the script before or after getting Eck onboard? We have to nail that down first. This ship ain't sailing without The Eck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 3 hours ago, dmc515 said: The Twins are Robb Schneider: "Why not run down there, and surrender!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: That's nothing. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e0/e3/7c/e0e37cf25570fe711b6bd6ffa7e2b5a8.jpg I had to look that up to make sure it was real. That's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Granted, the film is mediocre at best. Just like the Twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, dmc515 said: Granted, the film is mediocre at best. Just like the Twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 41 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Well played. You win the youtube clip wars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 5 hours ago, dmc515 said: Twins got him along with Joe Nathan and Francisco Liriano for AJ Pierzynski from the Giants. Remember that trade well for obvious reasons. Crazy thing is Bonser was thought of as the top asset the Giants sent to the Twins. My friend picked up a baseball game from 2003 for his PS2. AJ is on the Twins and he is straight-up mauling opposing pitchers. Sports are weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 48 minutes ago, Lightning Lord said: My friend picked up a baseball game from 2003 for his PS2. AJ is on the Twins and he is straight-up mauling opposing pitchers. Sports are weird. When I'm inclined to create a new team each year, I still play MVP Baseball 2004 on a original X Box due to familiarity. Yeah, I'm not much of a gamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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