Ramsay B. Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 So last sunday I went to the Yanks-Sawx game and had tickets like 8 rows in back of home plate. My buddy gets them like once or twice a year through his business and it's awesome. Anyways, the Marlins Man(it says that on the back of his jersey. Seriously.) was there with a dude who was just absolutely hammered. Anytime there was down time I couldn't keep my eyes off this idiot. He kept going up and down the front row aisles and by the 5th inning he could barely even walk. Security gave him coffee at one point. So around the 7th inning this asshole starts a fight with a guy after bumping into the seated man while trying to walk up the aisle. The drunk fuck actually lands a right and this poor guy gets a huge knot on his forehead. Security comes and he even gets aggressive with them. Finally some older guy puts him into a rare-naked choke and he is slowly escorted away. But here comes the Marlin Man swooping in and sweet talking security putting blame on the other guy. He even started talking shit to the victim and his wife at one point and kept pleading with the cops to let his buddy stay. It was a poor show and everyone was getting pretty sour with him at this point so he finally just left. So long story short and to the surprise of probably nobody...the Marlins Man is an asshole. Also got to see Sale get beat up and Judge hit a moonshot. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna lose today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Triskan said: More of this, please. Shakespearean. The Cubs will give me plenty of material. I just know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Two homers each for Judge and Sanchez today. I have a feeling Judge is turning it on at the right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Myshkin Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I'm losing faith in Dave Roberts. Why in the fuck does he continue to sit Taylor and/or Puig in favor of Curtis fucking Granderson and his sub-.100 BA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share Posted September 12, 2017 13 minutes ago, Myshkin said: I'm losing faith in Dave Roberts. Why in the fuck does he continue to sit Taylor and/or Puig in favor of Curtis fucking Granderson and his sub-.100 BA? YOU GOTS TA SIMMA! https://view.yahoo.com/show/saturday-night-live/clip/40039392/nadeen-at-burger-castle CURTIS, NEED YA UP FRONT NOW, HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaxom 1974 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 20 in a row is freaking amazing...but my Cleveland loving friends of Ohio need to chill the eff out. Don't get so far over your skis...save some for October. I mean, look at the Dodgers pacing themselves going into the final three weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Jaxom 1974 said: 20 in a row is freaking amazing...but my Cleveland loving friends of Ohio need to chill the eff out. Don't get so far over your skis...save some for October. I mean, look at the Dodgers pacing themselves going into the final three weeks... Now is the time to get hot. The Dodgers better turn it around quick. You don't want to go into the postseason ice cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Myshkin Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Holy fuck, the Dodgers won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 10 hours ago, Myshkin said: Holy fuck, the Dodgers won. Heading out to AT&T tonight. I hear last night was much as you described Petco last week. Just a fuckton of Dodger's fans out blowing rats and masturbating dogs and performing all sorts of horrifically perverted sex acts in and around the ballpark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DMC Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Yanks won their fourth straight series today. Just keep on doing that. 14 of their last 17 games are at home. Keep on winning series and they should have the WC wrapped up before the last week. If they're not within a couple games of Boston (and perhaps even if they are) at that point, just line up Sevy or Gray for the WC and make sure everyone's well rested. Like the idea of pitching Gray in the WC game so you can use Sevy potentially twice in the ALDS. They're both pitching great right now - only drawback is the Yanks apparently can't score runs during Gray's starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'm mad at myself because I didn't realize the game was at 1 until it was too late to get up and go. I had the day off and it would've been the absolute perfect time to visit Citi Field for the first time. Also, I'd just pitch Severino for the WC game and not think twice. Indians have been behind for 4 total innings during their streak. VERY lady scary. Will Manhole and Myshkin just meet up at a dodgers-giants game and bang already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I like the idea of Gray at Yankee Stadium because (1) he's a ground ball pitcher and balls fly out of there (albeit Gray did give up two solo shots yesterday), and (2) Severino is MUCH better on the road - 2.24 compared to 3.83 ERA. 1 minute ago, Ramsay B. said: Indians have not led for 4 total innings during their streak. VERY lady scary. Yeah Cleveland's pitching staff has had huge potential for a while now. This is what happens when it comes together. Oh, and sounds like they'll get Miller back tomorrow. 4 minutes ago, Ramsay B. said: Will Manhole and Myshkin just meet up at a dodgers-giants game and bang already? Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Sonny Gary's lack of run support reminds me of Mike Mussina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Indians streak is amazing, but they're blowing their wad too soon. Though right now, they're the only team out of the AL playoff contenders that is truly scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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