Goodkind XXV: Evil Clucking Softly At The Door

[whelp]

I think I lack the celery to truely understand the important human themes that are work of the Yeard.

There is your problem, young lemming. You think - and thereby choose death. You should not think, leave that to His Dickiness.

I may still be too young and might accidentally think that I'm reading a fantasy book.

Good, you are slowly getting the hang of it

I also like chickens.

On a spit, fried, or alive?

Also Richard sounds so awesome that all of my thoughts may be of him and only him. I may want to be almost raped by him if I read the books.

Yep, Richard is awesome - the Steven Seagal of fantasy literature dealing with important human themes

I guess I should go practice some nipple magic so that I can attain the celery I need to read the words of his Yeardiness.

But be sure that the nipple magic includes large-breasted women, as they are celery incarnate.

As an aside, last night's drinking binge had a quite serious effect. The pink elephants that usually follow me home after consuming prodigious amount of alcohol, have changed to Gars...and now I am scared that I might not be able to drink again... It was a shocking experience. But on the positive side, I got some commiseration from a group of goth chicks (they had a good laugh when they heard about the kinky SoT scenes...)

Zap:

Would this chicken qualify? (originally Werthead linked it into one of the older threads, but I was lazy to look that up)

[word]

Whelp that picture is freaking awesome, but the bubble should say "Cackle" instead of "bawk".

[Caligula_K]

That chicken is not nearly subtle enough to be our most hated chicken-that-is-not-a-chicken. Only Richard, blessed with the knowledge of chicken head cocking, is able to use his individuality to discover the nefarious nature of evil incarnate's plans- the fact that anyone could tell that the chicken in that picture is a jibber jabberer and evil incarnate shows that you death choosers haven't read the series nearly closely enough.

[Ecchi-Oni]

That is a hen. And to make the Yeard rise it's gotta be a cock.

[The Wolf Maid]

Gah~! I'm at home right now with my crappy 56k modem, so it takes me forever to upload the chicken thing.

[Ecchi-Oni]

56k?? Why did you choose death willingly? The great chicken of the underworld will surely have you. Oh here's a theory: the Keeper is actually a chicken.

[Jaxom 1974]

I'm particularly amazed by the Goodkind threads on the weekends. One of two things happens:

1. So many are away drinking to froget the week that was GK that the thread shuts down to a crawl.

2. So many are drinking to forget the week that was GK, that the thread explodes into a rising thing of pinko commie discord.

3. So many are drinking to forget the week that was GK, they simply just pass out from the alcohol coma.

[Dycedarg]

My favorite hentai of all time is F3. Ogenki clinic didn't impress me at all. For Mord Sith training there's Cream Lemon eps 5 and 6.

F3, quite a celerious hentai indeed. It's got ghosts, sex toys, ghost-possessed sex toys, big breasted girls and lots of lesbianism. Of course Hiroe isn't very celerious given her condition but the rest of the movie makes up for it (poor girl, even after three episodes she still doesn't get her wish...). I still think that Urotsukidoji is the ultimate in celerity though, even if it is far from my favorite. In fact, I only watch it when I'm feeling masochistic or in the company of friends I want to see suffer. Bible Black's also pretty celerious, though I don't know what the Yearded One's position on girls who can grow penises to rape other girls with is. I hope I didn't just give him an idea for Confessor.

While we're sharing our favorite non-family-friendly shows my vote goes to Koihime, but only if you include the sequel which hasn't been released outside Japan. Not very celerious at all, being based on funny furrin jibber-jabber culture but I loved it.

[Ecchi-Oni]

Moonlight lady is pretty good. Don't know the jibberjabber name for it though. As for celery in futanari... I think it's the most celerious of all porn, which is why I don't watch it. Would it make the Japanese the most likely followers of the Yeard? I don't know, but the irony there is as delicious as goat milk.

[Dycedarg]

As for celery in futanari... I think it's the most celerious of all porn, which is why I don't watch it. Would it make the Japanese the most likely followers of the Yeard? I don't know, but the irony there is as delicious as goat milk.

Suuuure you don't watch it; That's what they all say. I bet you're hiding a copy of Parade Parade under your bed aren't you? As to the Japanese being his biggest followers, I dunno but they do have most of SoT translated wheras ASoIaF isn't past Clash of Kings yet. It's criminal I tell you.

[Nichole]

I'm particularly amazed by the Goodkind threads on the weekends. One of two things happens:

1. So many are away drinking to froget the week that was GK that the thread shuts down to a crawl.

2. So many are drinking to forget the week that was GK, that the thread explodes into a rising thing of pinko commie discord.

3. So many are drinking to forget the week that was GK, they simply just pass out from the alcohol coma.

Yeah, it's seemed to have dried up this weekend.

I'll just keep practicing my nipple magic.

[The Wolf Maid]

Bible Black's also pretty celerious, though I don't know what the Yearded One's position on girls who can grow penises to rape other girls with is. I hope I didn't just give him an idea for Confessor.

No, please do not remind me of Bible Black. That was just WTF? for me. Dickgirls aren't really my thing.

Moonlight lady is pretty good. Don't know the jibberjabber name for it though. As for celery in futanari... I think it's the most celerious of all porn, which is why I don't watch it. Would it make the Japanese the most likely followers of the Yeard? I don't know, but the irony there is as delicious as goat milk.

Moonlight Lady or No Surface Moon (Kao no Tsuki) is one of my faves as well. I like the game CGs better than the video, though. The last 2 parts was just horrible animation. The character designs were great, though, but then most of Carnellian's works have great art.

Wordsworth was nice, too, though I nearly died at the beastiality in it (Ser Stallion and the two piggies), ugh.

Inma Seiden is pretty decent too, although the whole sex rituals with tentacles whatever thing is just so cliche.

And yes, I do watch hentai. I had to, for a class. Really.

Hah. SoT is definitely hentai material. It practically oozes with it.

[Ecchi-Oni]

SOT hentai. Putting nambles in tentacle sex. This should be the next thread title.

[Caligula_K]

I'm particularly amazed by the Goodkind threads on the weekends. One of two things happens:

1. So many are away drinking to froget the week that was GK that the thread shuts down to a crawl.

2. So many are drinking to forget the week that was GK, that the thread explodes into a rising thing of pinko commie discord.

3. So many are drinking to forget the week that was GK, they simply just pass out from the alcohol coma.

All three of those occur regularly.

[The Wolf Maid]

SOT hentai. Putting nambles in tentacle sex. This should be the next thread title.

Goodkind XXVI: SoT Hentai (NSFW)

Putting barbed nambles in tentacle sex

All three of those occur regularly.

Me, nah. I just fall asleep.

[Caligula_K]

Goodkind XXVI: SoT Hentai (NSFW)

Putting barbed nambles in tentacle sex

Aside from the disturbing images that just popped into my head, this quote has just made me realize that we're on thread 25. I don't know whether to be impressed or incredibly frightened. Probably the latter.

[The Wolf Maid]

Aside from the disturbing images that just popped into my head, this quote has just made me realize that we're on thread 25. I don't know whether to be impressed or incredibly frightened. Probably the latter.

It's both for me.

We probably average 2 threads per month or something near to that.

[Jerec]

The English dub of Bible Black had hilariously awesome voice acting. A friend of mine made me watch it just for the voice acting, or so he claims. It was very... strange.

[Ecchi-Oni]

All hentai dubs are funny because porn actresses who do them aren't used to so much dialog in their work. And all futanari is strange, but japanese obsession with it is even stranger.

[Baleraxar]

All hentai dubs are funny because porn actresses who do them aren't used to so much dialog in their work. And all futanari is strange, but japanese obsession with it is even stranger.

I've seen at least one surprisingly competent hentai dub (Sex Demon Queen). The actors obviously weren't taking it seriously and just hammed it up the whole time. It made it much more entertaining.

Nothing matches the Bible Black Dub, though. It's... indescribable.

Hah. SoT is definitely hentai material. It practically oozes with it.

Well, it's about as well plotted as the average hentai for the most part, but Tairy needs to work on his plot resolutions. If there's one thing I've learned from hentai, it's that there is no problem that can't be solved by a lesbian orgy. This is, I find, an indisputable truth. Just think: instead of the chicken (that was not a chicken but, as it happens, evil manifest) being defeated by... whatever defeated it, I forget (I know the chimes were beaten by drawing a circle backwards so that they could kill a ghost, but I don't remember how they got away from the chicken), anyway, Klan and all the mord Sith could distract the chicken by having sex with each other, and then the chicken would join in, and then BAM, Klan would hit it with her power when she orgasmed.

Actually, minus the lesbian orgy that's pretty much how Klan gets out of predicaments anyway. Her power activates on orgasm... How is this not a hentai already?