Goodkind XXX v.2.0: Coiled for Success

[Daedalus V2.0]

Dear lord. Going to the Goodkind forums is like visiting a meeting of a Neo-Nazi cult. Seriously, I cannot believe that Goodkind's mediocre at best works produced such zealotry.

[The Wolf Maid]

Just wait 'til we conquer free the shit out of you again, a la 1898. Then you'll be sorry.

NEVER AGAIN, YOU IMPERIALIST BASTARDS!

Oh wait, I thought you never left.

Kellhus x Richard Rahl slash porn? You have a sick, sick mind, DF.

ETA: Daedalus,

You only need to look at L. Ron Hubbard for your answer.

[Caligula_K]

The rest of Canada might get off with being gang-raped or statued into Choosing Life, but for those of us in the jibber-jabbering part of the country, I'm afraid death is all that awaits us...

I CHOOSE LIFE. Je vais chosir la vie et l'individualisme quand je servirai Dick Rahl!

Ah, tabernac, je parle le jibber jabber.

Mais quand nous decouvrirons que Jean Chretien est actuellement Richard Rahl, Canada va detruire les communistes en Russe!

Ahh fuck, I need tequila.

[Larry.]

You another Emilio Aguinaldo, WM?

And you know you enjoyed the mental image of Kellhus/Dick. Just admit it, let your thing rise, and deal with it

[Foreverlad]

Ugh.

Was just going through some of the Goodkind Wikipedia entries. Under The Sword of Truth, here's the entirety of the 'Controversy' section:

The overtly political nature of many of the volumes of the Sword of Truth series has provoked controversy among fans of the fantasy genera. [5] The antagonists of Soul of the Fire, for example, are named Bertrand and Hildemara Chambor and can be interpreted as an attack on real world politicians Bill and Hillary Clinton. Furthermore, the book Naked Empire is often interpreted as a critique of the American anti-war movement. Terry Goodkind himself has also provoked controversy in his interviews, claiming that his books are not fantasy, and that democracy is an unfavorable form of government.

"Genera", huh? Hmm... wonder who posted that entry.

If you guys were going to post your own Controversy section in his wiki article, what would it say?

[The Wolf Maid]

You another Emilio Aguinaldo, WM?

And you know you enjoyed the mental image of Kellhus/Dick. Just admit it, let your thing rise, and deal with it

Hey, I just so happen to be from Aguinaldo's home province. It's in the blood, I think.

I do not have any thing to rise. I am, however, now actively searching for PoN and SoT slash porn, for which Bakker might just kill me for. It's all your fault.

The overtly political nature of many of the volumes of the Sword of Truth series has provoked controversy among fans of the fantasy genera. [5] The antagonists of Soul of the Fire, for example, are named Bertrand and Hildemara Chambor and can be interpreted as an attack on real world politicians Bill and Hillary Clinton. Furthermore, the book Naked Empire is often interpreted as a critique of the American anti-war movement. Terry Goodkind himself has also provoked controversy in his interviews, claiming that his books are not fantasy, and that democracy is an unfavorable form of government.

"Genera", huh? Hmm... wonder who posted that entry.

Ahahahaha. That's myasterisk, I think. WLU, the Lemming of Wikipedia, has more information on this, since his tussle with myasterisk left them both banned from editing the TG and SoT and I think, objectivism pages.

[Foreverlad]

Ahahahaha. That's myasterisk, I think. WLU, the Lemming of Wikipedia, has more information on this, since his tussle with myasterisk left them both banned from editing the TG and SoT and I think, objectivism pages.

Been reading the discussions behind different wiki pages. Mystar really is...dedicated to the cause. Someone really needs to remind him (?) of the final lines in Confessor:

"There will be no more devotions. none of you have to kneel before me or anyone else.

"your life is yours alone. Rise up and live it."

Makes you wonder if they actually read the books or just use the pages to wipe up after their daily jerkfest to Tairy.

[Shryke]

What's with "genera"? I swear he misspells it everywhere.

[Larry.]

Hey, I just so happen to be from Aguinaldo's home province. It's in the blood, I think.

I do not have any thing to rise. I am, however, now actively searching for PoN and SoT slash porn, for which Bakker might just kill me for. It's all your fault.

That's very cool to know, being that I'm fascinated with various histories and so forth (even if my grad degree doesn't do shit in finding me good-paying jobs ) But you think you could last for over 50 years against the imperialists/Objectivists?

And why am I not surprised that you are looking for PoN/SoT porn? Bakker wouldn't kill you, he'd just merely...have the Dûnyain conduct "experiments" upon you

[Fanatic-Templar]

I CHOOSE LIFE. Je vais chosir la vie et l'individualisme quand je servirai Dick Rahl!

Ah, tabernac, je parle le jibber jabber.

Mais quand nous decouvrirons que Jean Chretien est actuellement Richard Rahl, Canada va detruire les communistes en Russe!

Ahh fuck, I need tequila.

J'imagine que la réaction la plus fréquente serait de l'envoyer chier, l'ostie de détraqué.

D'un autre côté, on a un paquet de séparatistes, ce qui est probablement diamétricallement opposé au communisme. Mais c'est pas vraiment la philosophie des américains, les seuls détenteurs de La Vérité, alors je ne sais pas ce que Richard en penserait.

[potsherds]

J'imagine que la réaction la plus fréquente serait de l'envoyer chier, l'ostie de détraqué.

D'un autre côté, on a un paquet de séparatistes, ce qui est probablement diamétricallement opposé au communisme. Mais c'est pas vraiment la philosophie des américains, les seuls détenteurs de La Vérité, alors je ne sais pas ce que Richard en penserait.

Hey!!! I demand an English translation of that jibber-jabber if you're gonna talk about us Merkans!

Pretty please?

[Larry.]

What's scary is that I understood about every single word of that and I've never had a single French lesson in my life

Pues...si el Fánatico-Templar sea correcto, los gringos sólo serían los portadores de la verdad (y liberdad, por supuesto) en el mundo hoy. Sin embargo, no lo creo, aunque soy un estadounidense por nacimiento. A veces, si mi nación se convierta a la filosofía de los objectivismos, creo que la se iría a la mierda. Puros huevónes, los hombres como Tairy

Have fun with that gibber-jabber

[Shryke]

I shall try. My french is rustier then Wolf Maid's trombone though, so you'll ave to forgive me.

I CHOOSE LIFE. Je vais chosir la vie et l'individualisme quand je servirai Dick Rahl!

Ah, tabernac, je parle le jibber jabber.

Mais quand nous decouvrirons que Jean Chretien est actuellement Richard Rahl, Canada va detruire les communistes en Russe!

Ahh fuck, I need tequila.

I CHOOSE LIFE. I will chose life and individualism when I serve Dick Rahl!

Ah, fuck, I'm talking jibber-jabber.

But when we find out that Jean Chretien is actually Richard Rahl, Canada will destroy the Communists in Russia! (??? - might possibly mean we'll ship them there?)

Ahh fuck, I need tequila.

J'imagine que la réaction la plus fréquente serait de l'envoyer chier, l'ostie de détraqué.

D'un autre côté, on a un paquet de séparatistes, ce qui est probablement diamétricallement opposé au communisme. Mais c'est pas vraiment la philosophie des américains, les seuls détenteurs de La Vérité, alors je ne sais pas ce que Richard en penserait.

I imagine the most common reaction will be to tell them to screw off, (?? something else. An expression I don't know)

On the other hand, we've got some separatists who are probably diametrically opposed to communism. But that's not really the philosophy of the Americans, the sole possessors of the Truth, so I don't know what Richard would think.

[The Wolf Maid]

And why am I not surprised that you are looking for PoN/SoT porn? Bakker wouldn't kill you, he'd just merely...have the Dûnyain conduct "experiments" upon you

Don't say that! I know you and Bakker are 'tight'! I shiver in fear. Takot ako, papa.

Walanghiya, si Tairy pa rin ang pinakaputanginang manunulat na nabasa ko. Kawawang mga Kano, hindi makakawala sa kasamaan ni Tairy. Kami naman dito, kahit demokrasya, sa sobrang daming dayaan, balewala rin.

Let the jibber-jabber begin, eh? Que horror!

[potsherds]

What's scary is that I understood about every single word of that and I've never had a single French lesson in my life

Pues...si el Fánatico-Templar sea correcto, los gringos sólo serían los portadores de la verdad (y liberdad, por supuesto) en el mundo hoy. Sin embargo, no lo creo, aunque soy un estadounidense por nacimiento. A veces, si mi nación se convierta a la filosofía de los objectivismos, creo que la se iría a la mierda. Puros huevónes, los hombres como Tairy

Have fun with that gibber-jabber

Errr. Yo comprendo ese, mas o menos. Se un poco del español.

[Shryke]

Dammit people, stop speaking your crazy moon languages!

[Fanatic-Templar]

What's scary is that I understood about every single word of that and I've never had a single French lesson in my life

Pues...si el Fánatico-Templar sea correcto, los gringos sólo serían los portadores de la verdad (y liberdad, por supuesto) en el mundo hoy. Sin embargo, no lo creo, aunque soy un estadounidense por nacimiento. A veces, si mi nación se convierta a la filosofía de los objectivismos, creo que la se iría a la mierda. Puros huevónes, los hombres como Tairy

Have fun with that gibber-jabber

Yeah, when I took language courses, I was shocked at how much easier spanish was than german, due to the common latin root.

En fait je ne suggèrais aucunement que la philosophie objectiviste employée par notre sympathique maniaque du quartier était la philosophie commune aux américains, cependant l'épais en question semble s'imaginer que toute philosophie différente de la méthode américaine est celle du Mal avec un 'm' majuscule. Donc, si les séparatistes sont anti-communistes, mais que leur philosophie n'est pas américaine, est elle un choix de vie ou de mort? Il y a sans doute une Règle du Magicien à ce sujet - l'ennemi de mon ennemi est-il mon ami?

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I shall try. My french is rustier then Wolf Maid's trombone though, so you'll ave to forgive me.

I CHOOSE LIFE. I will chose life and individualism when I serve Dick Rahl!

Ah, fuck, I'm talking jibber-jabber.

But when we find out that Jean Chretien is actually Richard Rahl, Canada will destroy the Communists in Russia! (??? - might possibly mean we'll ship them there?)

Ahh fuck, I need tequila.

I imagine the most common reaction will be to tell them to screw off, (?? something else. An expression I don't know)

On the other hand, we've got some separatists who are probably diametrically opposed to communism. But that's not really the philosophy of the Americans, the sole possessors of the Truth, so I don't know what Richard would think.

Hey, that's pretty good. 'Actuellement' would more properly translate as 'currently' and 'ostie de d�traqu�' is unsurprisingly undecipherable - an 'ostie' is a holy wafer, the body of Christ. Favoured Qu�bec swearing is sacreligiousin nature. 'D�traqu�' seems to be an aglicism, meaning he's 'off his tracks'. It means he's nuts.

[potsherds]

Yeah, when I took language courses, I was shocked at how much easier spanish was than german, due to the common latin root.

En fait je ne suggèrais aucunement que la philosophie objectiviste employée par notre sympathique maniaque du quartier était la philosophie commune aux américains, cependant l'épais en question semble s'imaginer que toute philosophie différente de la méthode américaine est celle du Mal avec un 'm' majuscule. Donc, si les séparatistes sont anti-communistes, mais que leur philosophie n'est pas américaine, est elle un choix de vie ou de mort? Il y a sans doute une Règle du Magicien à ce sujet - l'ennemi de mon ennemi est-il mon ami?

:cry: No comprendo las palabras mas importantes!!!

[Shryke]

Yeah, when I took language courses, I was shocked at how much easier spanish was than german, due to the common latin root.

En fait je ne suggèrais aucunement que la philosophie objectiviste employée par notre sympathique maniaque du quartier était la philosophie commune aux américains, cependant l'épais en question semble s'imaginer que toute philosophie différente de la méthode américaine est celle du Mal avec un 'm' majuscule. Donc, si les séparatistes sont anti-communistes, mais que leur philosophie n'est pas américaine, est elle un choix de vie ou de mort? Il y a sans doute une Règle du Magicien à ce sujet - l'ennemi de mon ennemi est-il mon ami?

Unless you wanna wait a bit, someone else is gonna have to field that one.

EDIT:

Hey, that's pretty good. 'Actuellement' would more properly translate as 'currently' and 'ostie de d�traqu�' is unsurprisingly undecipherable - an 'ostie' is a holy wafer, the body of Christ. Favoured Qu�bec swearing is sacreligiousin nature. 'D�traqu�' seems to be an aglicism, meaning he's 'off his tracks'. It means he's nuts.

Yeah, I figured it was one of your Quebecois expressions. I only know a few of the swear words.

[Jhogo's Evil Twin]

Don't say that! I know you and Bakker are 'tight'! I shiver in fear. Takot ako, papa.

Walanghiya, si Tairy pa rin ang pinakaputanginang manunulat na nabasa ko. Kawawang mga Kano, hindi makakawala sa kasamaan ni Tairy. Kami naman dito, kahit demokrasya, sa sobrang daming dayaan, balewala rin.

Let the jibber-jabber begin, eh? Que horror!

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